Everyone who agrees to be interviewed by Chotiner is just this tweet personified

A doctor friend I asked told me it was most likely an altoid unfortunately.

Yeah I've got one crazy liberal's writings right here

You’re telling me that the post twitter field is split between a usurper that uses the name of the previous hegemon as a shield, the young upstarts, and an established power that holds all the most valuable territory from the start? I’ve heard this one before.

The number of paragraphs in a book about Chinese linguistics before Yuen-Ren Chao is mentioned is kind of like it's Chinese linguistics Bacon Number, and I think this one takes the case. The second sentence of this book is the earliest I have yet seen. It deserves an award!

I don't have a huge following to pull over from twitter, so unlike most of y'all my notifications are filling up with these accounts that appear to be following every account that gets made. Wonder how well that works.