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Mari
@snrang.bsky.social
Ornamental hermit
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You know it’s been
A Day when OK Computer crawls out of the stereo
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ah, right. Forgot Gen V isn’t exactly TV dinner material.
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Would I ever like to see this!
September 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Even though the sea buckthorn does NOT live in the sea and is NOT uniformly male but in fact dioecious, it nevertheless has thorns.
September 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“I should’ve been on this panel”, mutters the gentleman in hi-viz clothing seated next to me.
June 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I’ve just had a glass of nonalcoholic wine that I’m no longer sure was non. Alocohol. Ic.
June 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Whenever I feel crestfallen I log into LinkedIn and delete random shit from my profile. Nobody cares about that Photoshop course you did in 2002, Mari.
June 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
June 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
*Fly ventures indoors*
Me: Ohoho you picked the wrong window, bud! I will look for you, I will find you, and I will feed you to my sarracenia.
May 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I know it's trite to call @greatdismal.bsky.social a visionary, but the scene in Virtual Light where Chevette spends the afternoon wrapping her brand new bicycle in frayed duct tape and rust-colored spray paint as a guard against theft has always stuck with me.
May 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It’s fucking snowing. Le sigh.
May 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
ÄRRIN MURRIN
April 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Mah seedlings are coming along nicely, though I’ve no idea where I’m planting all that damn corn.
April 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
March 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Good morning. I mean, technically, Doomed Morning Under A Sky Of Roiling Blood, but look it's a rhetorical thing.
February 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Colleague: *speeds over in a forklift and blocks my passage*
Colleague: How many joints do you think we’d need to hotbox the warehouse?
Me: Uhh well in the Dishonored DLC one bottle of ether in the ventilation shaft knocks out an entire bank.
Colleague: So maybe two bottles of joints? Thanks!
February 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Tuesdays are speshul ME days. I rarely have anything booked (besides the normal work grind), so on Tuesdays I get to do all kinds of fun things just for me, like making granola, doing the taxes, defrosting the freezer and… oh. Oh no.
February 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Kapam took this photo of me chilling out with Luna last night, and I keep staring at it, going “Is THAT what I look like?” I guess I forgot I have a chin nowadays.
February 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Was deep in a REM phase when I heard the first notes of my alarm music. “Oh hey guys, I gotta go”, I said, and sat up.
February 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Been trying to cobble together something coherent to say about David Lynch all day, but more eloquent people have surely beat me to it and anyway, I’m still in shock.
January 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Celebrated my 7 yrs of sobriety last night by taking a massive swig out of Emmi’s glass of Moët instead of my own 0% bubbly. It was an accident. And yet I swallowed.
January 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As the ancient Finnish proverb advises, time to put my chin down and head towards new disappointments.
December 2, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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Finally a conspiracy theory that makes sense ;)
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM