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snorklehorse.bsky.social
Snorklehorse
@snorklehorse.bsky.social
Desperately trying not to say anything stupid on social media that gets me cancelled.

Follow me for Everton moaning, terrible FPL takes and an impressive lack of new musical taste.
Yep, it’s inevitable. Thank god I don’t have to go.
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
In which case I endorse this plan. We’ll have three separate groups leaving the ground so having a pub to aim at is needed!
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Is Cross Keys on the way back towards the city? If so that’ll be a good shout.
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Thoughts on pubs after the match? I’ve heard that some Quarter is okay for pubs although a bit tourist heavy?
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We’re not all real men like you, you know. Bet you’ll be wearing shorts too, you ruddy bloke!!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Haha what a great lad!
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Probably fair. But still!!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM