Snorklehorse
@snorklehorse.bsky.social
Desperately trying not to say anything stupid on social media that gets me cancelled.
Follow me for Everton moaning, terrible FPL takes and an impressive lack of new musical taste.
Follow me for Everton moaning, terrible FPL takes and an impressive lack of new musical taste.
I still don’t forgive you for Saturday, Everton.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I still don’t forgive you for Saturday, Everton.
Ndiaye has been dreadful tonight. Almost like he’s not a right winger.
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Ndiaye has been dreadful tonight. Almost like he’s not a right winger.
Just got the ballot thing through but I think I’m done with spending money on Everton for a bit. £285 spent on three games. One draw, two defeats. 2 goals scored, 8 conceded. A goal wiped out by VAR in each match. So yeah, sod that for a while.
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just got the ballot thing through but I think I’m done with spending money on Everton for a bit. £285 spent on three games. One draw, two defeats. 2 goals scored, 8 conceded. A goal wiped out by VAR in each match. So yeah, sod that for a while.
I could see your local from my hotel room last night @seanrostron.bsky.social #thelisbon
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I could see your local from my hotel room last night @seanrostron.bsky.social #thelisbon
So it’s gonna absolutely piss it down tomorrow night is it then Liverpool? Cheers for that… cab is it @generalzod.bsky.social ?
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
So it’s gonna absolutely piss it down tomorrow night is it then Liverpool? Cheers for that… cab is it @generalzod.bsky.social ?
Just had to check the dates but it looks like it was the Brighton bombing that nearly took out Thatcher. Didn’t have a clue what was going on but knew it was a big story.
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Just had to check the dates but it looks like it was the Brighton bombing that nearly took out Thatcher. Didn’t have a clue what was going on but knew it was a big story.
Great tactic by Gueye to get sent off and trick them into trying to score.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Great tactic by Gueye to get sent off and trick them into trying to score.
Don’t you dare be injured for Saturday Jack!!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Don’t you dare be injured for Saturday Jack!!!
Our two best players?? What????
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Our two best players?? What????
McNeil coming on. Oh no.
We need runners here.
We need runners here.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
McNeil coming on. Oh no.
We need runners here.
We need runners here.
Can’t believe we were only allowed to bring one sub with us tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can’t believe we were only allowed to bring one sub with us tonight.
Don’t normally care about Gary Neville but he’s been appalling tonight. Best comment: “even I scored against Everton!”. Do one mate.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Don’t normally care about Gary Neville but he’s been appalling tonight. Best comment: “even I scored against Everton!”. Do one mate.
Mbuemo fouled Keane if anything! Off! Off! Off!
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Mbuemo fouled Keane if anything! Off! Off! Off!
That ref was well excited to be able to send someone off for fighting his own team-mate.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That ref was well excited to be able to send someone off for fighting his own team-mate.
3-1 defeat coming. Two deflections and a debated penalty.
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
3-1 defeat coming. Two deflections and a debated penalty.
Did he actually slap him or just give him a shove???
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Did he actually slap him or just give him a shove???
Hahaha Zirkzee hat trick incoming!!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hahaha Zirkzee hat trick incoming!!!
People who have Club seats for the match - how do you get the £10 credit for food and programmes and stuff? Do you have to go somewhere to collect things or is it all digital? I’ve got a ticket on my phone for Saturday but no mention of anything else.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
People who have Club seats for the match - how do you get the £10 credit for food and programmes and stuff? Do you have to go somewhere to collect things or is it all digital? I’ve got a ticket on my phone for Saturday but no mention of anything else.
York win again and the RS lose. That’ll do.
Oh, and this “RS crisis” is hilarious. They’re only a point or two off a CL place! Saying that, so will we be if we win on… actually forget it.
Oh, and this “RS crisis” is hilarious. They’re only a point or two off a CL place! Saying that, so will we be if we win on… actually forget it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
York win again and the RS lose. That’ll do.
Oh, and this “RS crisis” is hilarious. They’re only a point or two off a CL place! Saying that, so will we be if we win on… actually forget it.
Oh, and this “RS crisis” is hilarious. They’re only a point or two off a CL place! Saying that, so will we be if we win on… actually forget it.
Finally booked our flights and hotels for the World Cup next year.
We’re all going to Portugal instead for 4 nights. Screw Trump.
We’re all going to Portugal instead for 4 nights. Screw Trump.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Finally booked our flights and hotels for the World Cup next year.
We’re all going to Portugal instead for 4 nights. Screw Trump.
We’re all going to Portugal instead for 4 nights. Screw Trump.
On a call with someone whose surname is Whoolie but pronounced it “Hoolie”. Yeah, I’m not doing that.
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
On a call with someone whose surname is Whoolie but pronounced it “Hoolie”. Yeah, I’m not doing that.
Managed to get 4 Pulp tickets for next summer in Manchester which is nice. Weirdly I only logged on 90 minutes into the presale so it can’t be as popular as I’d assumed.
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Managed to get 4 Pulp tickets for next summer in Manchester which is nice. Weirdly I only logged on 90 minutes into the presale so it can’t be as popular as I’d assumed.
Anyone else watch Brassic? Is that Carvery episode really the last one ever? Really?
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Anyone else watch Brassic? Is that Carvery episode really the last one ever? Really?