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Wait, so the article starts with her lying to the president and just randomly leaving a meeting? Hilarious stuff. These people are maniacs
On the morning of November 4, 2025, an off-year Election Day, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles was meeting in the Oval Office with the president and his top advisers, men she calls her “core team”: Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Stephen Miller, deputy chief of staff. The agenda was twofold: ending the congressional filibuster and forcing Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro from power. As she related it later, President Donald Trump was holding forth on the filibuster when Wiles stood up and started for the door. Trump eyed her. “Is this an emergency, that you have to leave?” he demanded. It was nothing of the sort—but Wiles left Trump guessing. She replied: “It’s an emergency. It doesn’t involve you.” With that, according to Wiles, she departed the Oval. Click here to read Part 2 of 2 from Vanity Fair’s portfolio of Trump’s inner circle. Wiles, wearing dark pants and a plain black leather top, met me in her office with a smile and a handshake. Over
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Many people are saying
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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It’s called being a drawer inspector and it’s a very important, very serious job.
Cat hiding behind a drawer
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Etc.
October 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Courier trips ftw
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Send it, send it
<on Clevland Stadium corp. letter head> <Address of recipient> Dear Mr. Cox: Attached is a letter we received on November 19, 1974. I feel you should be aware some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, Cleveland Stadium Corp. James N. Baily General Counsel
October 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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The perfect crime! If it wasn’t for <checks notes> the entirety of the rest of human history he would have gotten away with it
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I would like to humbly submit my favorite: President Obama absolutely losing it at the sight of the Baby Pope
President Obama bent over laughing at baby dressed up as pope
September 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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SCOTUS right now:
Homer Simpson dressed as a stonecutter stating “everything lasts forever”
September 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Deinocheirus.
Large bipedal dinosaur in a swampy area. Duck-billed with many feathers.
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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The Bluest Eye A novel by Toni Morrison
August 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Spaniards Vow 1o Once Again Decimate Population Of New World
August 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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He has an important job (box tester).
Black in white cat sitting in a box
June 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Timmy from fairly odd parents preying “please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”
May 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Image of Tom Hanks yelling at Bitty Schram in A League of Their Own. Text: There's no crying in baseball!
April 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Image of fry holding out cash, yelling "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY"
April 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Meme of glowing green skeleton wearing a suitcoat standing in front of machinery.
April 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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My beloved Sheepstealer:
March 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I’ve moved to 4 different states in the last 12 years. Would not surprise me at all that I’m still registered to vote in all of them
March 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Gen X and Millennials:

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March 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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He’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s Miss United States
February 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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You're next, Chester A. Arthur
February 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM