Snake Man Mark
@snakemanmark.bsky.social
Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia.
And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.
And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.
I don't think I've paid baseball but as for the rest ...
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I don't think I've paid baseball but as for the rest ...
That's an effing expensive guitar! 🤩 We are talking new small car or house deposit expensive!
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
That's an effing expensive guitar! 🤩 We are talking new small car or house deposit expensive!
I have a huge collection of twig photos, i.e. photos of twigs that a nanosecond ago had a bird perched on it!
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I have a huge collection of twig photos, i.e. photos of twigs that a nanosecond ago had a bird perched on it!
Of course it is! 😁😜
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Of course it is! 😁😜
Gee, I've only ever had glimpses of any of wild Neophema species, mainly of their backsides as they fly away from me at what appears to be the speed of sound.
Finding a nest is a major achievement.
Finding a nest is a major achievement.
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Gee, I've only ever had glimpses of any of wild Neophema species, mainly of their backsides as they fly away from me at what appears to be the speed of sound.
Finding a nest is a major achievement.
Finding a nest is a major achievement.
Doing something inexplicably stupid in one's youth does not require chemical assistance.
But it does help!
But it does help!
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Doing something inexplicably stupid in one's youth does not require chemical assistance.
But it does help!
But it does help!
I tried downloading a Xmas movie but ...
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I tried downloading a Xmas movie but ...
Gypsy- my toughest dog.
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gypsy- my toughest dog.
Brutus, though he should be called marshmallow!
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Brutus, though he should be called marshmallow!
They grow mushrooms in that stuff!
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
They grow mushrooms in that stuff!
Just as long as I get enough time to setup a grave side beer stand so that people can, um, grieve properly and repeatability
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Just as long as I get enough time to setup a grave side beer stand so that people can, um, grieve properly and repeatability
China!
Canada!
Somalia!
Sunrises!
Canada!
Somalia!
Sunrises!
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
China!
Canada!
Somalia!
Sunrises!
Canada!
Somalia!
Sunrises!
If being vaccinated so that I neither get horribly sick nor give a dangerous virus to my family, workers or clients make me a super pussy them - meow, pffft, pffft! 😁
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If being vaccinated so that I neither get horribly sick nor give a dangerous virus to my family, workers or clients make me a super pussy them - meow, pffft, pffft! 😁
I'm more worried that he will be still alive at sunrise tomorrow.
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm more worried that he will be still alive at sunrise tomorrow.
That is from their cover of the Carl Perkins song of the same name.
Now if you are going to cover anyone then he is the one to cover, Elvis did and it did wonders for his career.
Now if you are going to cover anyone then he is the one to cover, Elvis did and it did wonders for his career.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
That is from their cover of the Carl Perkins song of the same name.
Now if you are going to cover anyone then he is the one to cover, Elvis did and it did wonders for his career.
Now if you are going to cover anyone then he is the one to cover, Elvis did and it did wonders for his career.
It is impossible for a politician to say anything morel stupid than that.
Also lump will undoubtedly prove that statement incorrect
Also lump will undoubtedly prove that statement incorrect
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It is impossible for a politician to say anything morel stupid than that.
Also lump will undoubtedly prove that statement incorrect
Also lump will undoubtedly prove that statement incorrect
Or, as you say, cats!
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Or, as you say, cats!
Imagine living in a world so bizarre that killing off your voters is a viable political strategy!
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Imagine living in a world so bizarre that killing off your voters is a viable political strategy!