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Snake Man Mark
@snakemanmark.bsky.social
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Professional snake removalist, Bass player, Married to a scary PICU nurse, Owned by two dogs, Living a three story hovel with pacific views in sub tropical Australia. And if it isn't science then it's a scam, superstition or, rarely, humour.
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Aww fuck man! It's going to take a lot of tequila breakfasts to get that image out of my head!

My liver hates you!
Turns out he visited my wife's PICU a few years ago and got the rock star treatment while there.
What's better than a single bush turkey visiting
My wife works with ECMO, in fact she part of her job is teaching doctors and nurses how to use and monitor these machines.
My wife works with ECMO, in fact she part of her job is teaching doctors and nurses how to use and monitor these machines.
Some people truly do change the world. Dr. Bartlett was one of them ❤️‍🩹
A new visitor, a grey backed butcherbird. They are a close relative to the crow but has a very beautiful singing voice rather than yelling "FAAAARK" at the top of their voice!

#birds
I would rather Brutus be scared of Australian wildlife than have Gypsy's attitude that they are there to be chased. I have spent an anxious hour looking for her after she too off after some roos. She has slowed down, however, and nowadays a chase rarely lasts more than a couple of meters.
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Common as muck and they turn up here everyday. Still, my favourite bird and I always get a buzz seeing them.
Coastal carpet python conducting a terror campaign from a pot plant
Water dragons reminding me of myself and my wife at a restaurant.

And Brutus, a staffy who really should be called marshmallow, won't go out while these guys are visible.

Gypsy, the shih tzu, just slowly chases them for a couple of meters.
Male water dragon looking resplendent while showing his crimson chest
Hopefully he gets a brown, female judge.
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That makes my recent shingles shot even more worthwhile.
Tje standard wingnut script.
I pity the guy who has to watch my hairy arse do it's stuff.
If they could rescue survivors then they could have boarded the vessels and searched them sans missiles.