🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖
snailyham.bsky.social
🐌 Snaily Ham 🍖
@snailyham.bsky.social
Miscreant. Walking cautionary tale. Frequent hot mess. Little package, big trouble.
She/Her
Actual Professional Dancer
Ok so I dug around and didn't have any more of the original felt color so I bought some more; I think "A" is closest to the original but thought I would get your opinion before I start in. Which would you prefer for your little fox friend? 🦊
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Omg my grandma didn't give me any cookies one year and said I could have some at my brother's house. I wasn't even going to be over there for the holidays! so mean for no reason lmao
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I truly do not understand. Aaaaaand the other "man of the house" is the reason there's a dead animal in the first place. Dude I'm losing it. I'm about to go live in the woods alone, at least I'll already know I have to take care of everything myself 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Also, my bf promised he'd go under the house today to get said dead animal and I catch him putting pomade in his hair and fully dressed like he's going straight to work. "I take it you're not going under the house today?"

"Yeah, I was about to do that."

Um...you're gonna need a shower, bro.
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Oh absolutely! That just makes it even easier for me 🥰

Oop, it may be nuked or maybe you can't see it but someone made an impersonation account of me and commented some discord on one of the posts
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yes, absolutely! Here's a cute little guy with a bow tie from one of the books I have. I can also change up any aspect of it too if you want!

Alsoalso, would you mind reporting that fake account for me? 🤨
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Omg how did I forget I gave you a reindeer?! That's one of like 5 in the world still! 😆
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don't even have an Etsy because idk how I can compete with all the popular slop because I make everything as well as photograph it and it's never going to be as "polished" as the AI stuff. But if you ever want anything hand made, please feel free to hit me up! 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And all that huffing and puffing just for it to still look like shit
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh and did I mention im the only chronically ill person in the house? Woke up with a terrible headache and a piercing gut ache and still have to prep dishes for Thanksgiving along with keeping myself alive and finishing my mile long to do list for vending. And then all the extra slack. I can't do it
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Im trying to run a business. Been working 16 hour days for nearly two months and I still have to do or delegate all the extras. Simply because I'm the only woman and true adult in the house and I can't do it anymore. I'm never going to actually get ahead doing things this way and it makes me sick
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm quite literally about to buy a shed and go live in the back yard away from these fucking frat boys. I just want to be alone and only have to think about me for once in my fucking life. Always in charge of other's emotions and dirt and I'm TIRED and fucking hurt dude
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM