smugdingus
@smugdingus.bsky.social
Thank you for pardoning the turkeys, oh gracious and most powerful Gobbler Lord. May your wattle remain moist and your feathers dry.
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Thank you for pardoning the turkeys, oh gracious and most powerful Gobbler Lord. May your wattle remain moist and your feathers dry.
Your gimmick is a ruffian but also you do 90's hip hop shtick and say shit like "big up" while finger wagging around the ring like you're in Naughty By Nature. Your main move is called BOMBACLAT. You're in a team with the gall to be named Knockout Brothers. I'm legally obligated to love you. #NJPW 🤼
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Your gimmick is a ruffian but also you do 90's hip hop shtick and say shit like "big up" while finger wagging around the ring like you're in Naughty By Nature. Your main move is called BOMBACLAT. You're in a team with the gall to be named Knockout Brothers. I'm legally obligated to love you. #NJPW 🤼
You know where I stand.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You know where I stand.
Alright! Now show me them files!! Oh...
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Alright! Now show me them files!! Oh...
Feels like an Arby's night. Talk me out of it.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Feels like an Arby's night. Talk me out of it.
I listened to a bunch of silly dick music when I was a teenager, and a LOT of ska/punk, but the speed and clarity of the drums on this album are fucking outrageous. I’m literally too old to even air drum with it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I listened to a bunch of silly dick music when I was a teenager, and a LOT of ska/punk, but the speed and clarity of the drums on this album are fucking outrageous. I’m literally too old to even air drum with it.
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
Considering filing a lawsuit against the young male nurse that assaulted my vein yesterday. No lawyers. I’ll represent myself.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Considering filing a lawsuit against the young male nurse that assaulted my vein yesterday. No lawyers. I’ll represent myself.
Gloomy, gray movie day.
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Gloomy, gray movie day.
Alternate title idea:
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Alternate title idea:
Annual MRI was fun as always. As a reward for spending 20 minutes getting my arms stabbed in search of a vein and an hour in a deafening tube of radioactive trauma, I grabbed one of these for lunch and my review is as follows:
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Annual MRI was fun as always. As a reward for spending 20 minutes getting my arms stabbed in search of a vein and an hour in a deafening tube of radioactive trauma, I grabbed one of these for lunch and my review is as follows:
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Cary Grant was the coolest motherfucker of all time.🤌
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Cary Grant was the coolest motherfucker of all time.🤌
Or as my uncle refers to the future mayor of NYC, “Zoltan-Ma’am-Danny.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Or as my uncle refers to the future mayor of NYC, “Zoltan-Ma’am-Danny.”
More like WELCOME TO SCARY!!! You guys whooooaaa!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
More like WELCOME TO SCARY!!! You guys whooooaaa!!!
As if I could love him more.
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As if I could love him more.