Smplefy
@smplefy.bsky.social
Deadhead.
“That government which governs best, governs least”
Don’t follow me, I’m lost.
This darkness got to give.
“That government which governs best, governs least”
Don’t follow me, I’m lost.
This darkness got to give.
Pinned
Smplefy
@smplefy.bsky.social
· Dec 13
Me: Siri, Who was the last US President to die in office?
Siri: John F Kennedy was the last US President to die in office.
Me: could you check again?
Siri: John F Kennedy was the last US President to die in office.
Me: could you check again?
All hail the Thane of Cawdor
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
All hail the Thane of Cawdor
48 months until retirement
January 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
48 months until retirement
Three dog night in South Carolina
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Three dog night in South Carolina
When you fly from the US to play the #AustralianOpen Qualifiers and find that ASICS has dressed you and your Italian opponent in the same kit.
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
When you fly from the US to play the #AustralianOpen Qualifiers and find that ASICS has dressed you and your Italian opponent in the same kit.
Reposted by Smplefy
I keep having to remind myself that
ní mhaireann aon drochlá go deo
( no bad day lasts forever)
ní mhaireann aon drochlá go deo
( no bad day lasts forever)
January 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I keep having to remind myself that
ní mhaireann aon drochlá go deo
( no bad day lasts forever)
ní mhaireann aon drochlá go deo
( no bad day lasts forever)
Pigpen, Keith, Brent and Naked Pole Guy will return in Avengers Doomsday #gratefuldead
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Pigpen, Keith, Brent and Naked Pole Guy will return in Avengers Doomsday #gratefuldead
One thing about #deadheads, there is a long tradition of band members moving over to the other side and though it is a sad time we know, know know that even though the tempo and key may shift, the music never stops.
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 AM
One thing about #deadheads, there is a long tradition of band members moving over to the other side and though it is a sad time we know, know know that even though the tempo and key may shift, the music never stops.
Bobby died.
a man is singing into a microphone and playing a guitar .
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone and playing a guitar .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Bobby died.
Certain politicians are shoring up their bids for a free trip to The Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Certain politicians are shoring up their bids for a free trip to The Hague.
It’s a Chopin morning.
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It’s a Chopin morning.
Happy New Year, y’all!
December 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Happy New Year, y’all!
Best Buy is going the way of Circuit City
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Best Buy is going the way of Circuit City
It’s a Wednesday December 31, 2025.
Please make a note of it.
Please make a note of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It’s a Wednesday December 31, 2025.
Please make a note of it.
Please make a note of it.
Touch of Grey was first played in 1982. I heard it and Throwing Stones for the first time in 84.
How did that song get so old so fast?
How did that song get so old so fast?
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Touch of Grey was first played in 1982. I heard it and Throwing Stones for the first time in 84.
How did that song get so old so fast?
How did that song get so old so fast?
For 2026, I am only going to drink on days that are prime numbers.
OK, maybe just in January
OK, maybe just in January
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
For 2026, I am only going to drink on days that are prime numbers.
OK, maybe just in January
OK, maybe just in January
May your day be as peaceful and simple as you need it to be.
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
May your day be as peaceful and simple as you need it to be.
It’s Monday, the 29th of December. That is all. #betwixtandbetween
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It’s Monday, the 29th of December. That is all. #betwixtandbetween
Sabalenka wins the entrance
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sabalenka wins the entrance
Christmas is not a deadline.
December 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Christmas is not a deadline.
Christmas is over. The things hidden have been revealed.
The wrapping paper which was so carefully draped and placed has been collected and disposed of and is bound for the dump.
Some people start to move back into the unresolved traumas of our normal lives.
The wrapping paper which was so carefully draped and placed has been collected and disposed of and is bound for the dump.
Some people start to move back into the unresolved traumas of our normal lives.
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Christmas is over. The things hidden have been revealed.
The wrapping paper which was so carefully draped and placed has been collected and disposed of and is bound for the dump.
Some people start to move back into the unresolved traumas of our normal lives.
The wrapping paper which was so carefully draped and placed has been collected and disposed of and is bound for the dump.
Some people start to move back into the unresolved traumas of our normal lives.
Hoping Father Christmas was able to assemble your presents before he had to dash off.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Hoping Father Christmas was able to assemble your presents before he had to dash off.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas