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Smplefy
@smplefy.bsky.social
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Deadhead. “That government which governs best, governs least” Don’t follow me, I’m lost.
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Happy Mole Day to those that celebrate
Some of you are using grated Parmesan cheese after its “best by” date and it shows.
They should make alarm clocks that make the sound of a dog barfing. Nothing wakes a person up faster.
Some people are about to learn what a big part of their life Amazon clouds services is.
Worst #SNL ever? Possibly.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Not doing something you want to do because you love someone is more noble than doing something for someone who you love.
New ICE training video being rolled out.
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Very sorry for your losses.
Perhaps someone may not have gotten the joke.
Me: Siri, Who was the last US President to die in office?

Siri: John F Kennedy was the last US President to die in office.

Me: could you check again?
You had to buy it. Just had to. Did you get her number?
Ready for Ireland vs Portugal #fifawotldcup
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They want you violent.
They want you to play their game bc they make the rules & will always win if you do.
Don’t play their violence games.

#GetCreative instead.
Mock them. #MockeryWorks
Refuse them. #NoQuarterForICE
Make their experience HELL🔥 #BeRudeToFascists
#WagePeace ✌🏻all day, every day.
I know. You didn’t use the complaining font.