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November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“When ‘When Prophecy Fails’ Fails”
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Wait. People do that? I would be great at that. DMs open. (Morally upright clients with whom I agree in every particular only please.)
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Also, dead actors should be allowed to be dead.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“And my unprincipled cowardice will be remembered forever.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You can try to resist assimilation into the Sheborgnit, but they’ll tell you resistance is shebuseless.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ain’t no toxic fandom like muppet toxic fandom.
a muppet playing a drum set with a jungle background
ALT: a muppet playing a drum set with a jungle background
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November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Which is why the next Knives Out movie should rely on the most old school, practical technology possible—muppets. Make the Muppets Knives Out, you cowards. #releasethekermitcut
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Me. Quixote is about to battle Sansón Carrasco disguised as the El Caballero de la Blanca Luna. No spoilers.
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The lesson of the current administration is that there is no bottom.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
She’s running.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
But did it bounce?
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Also, would this reporter fall in love with RFK Jr.? No she would not.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
This was like the Deer Hunter of ninja turtle movies. A Criterion Collection classic.
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Okay, but cowboys would be never.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Space lasers still, or nah?
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Okay, but who among us….
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
No relation to Chef Bork.
a chef says bork bork bork while cooking in a kitchen
ALT: a chef says bork bork bork while cooking in a kitchen
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November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Especially when the president knows more than all the generals, which must be true cuz he repeatedly says so.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The Chief Justice of the United States must be an attorney while the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court can merely be a lawyer.
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM