@smouritsen.bsky.social
Attorney. Interested in law and language.
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=1345493
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=1345493
Please alert the Typography Crimes Division in The Hague.
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Please alert the Typography Crimes Division in The Hague.
Also, would this reporter fall in love with RFK Jr.? No she would not.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Also, would this reporter fall in love with RFK Jr.? No she would not.
10yrs in & every M*GA defector continues to remind me of this line from Quiz Show:
“I'm happy that you've made the statement. But I cannot agree with most of my colleagues. See, I don't think an adult of your intelligence should be commended for simply, at long last, telling the truth.”
“I'm happy that you've made the statement. But I cannot agree with most of my colleagues. See, I don't think an adult of your intelligence should be commended for simply, at long last, telling the truth.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
10yrs in & every M*GA defector continues to remind me of this line from Quiz Show:
“I'm happy that you've made the statement. But I cannot agree with most of my colleagues. See, I don't think an adult of your intelligence should be commended for simply, at long last, telling the truth.”
“I'm happy that you've made the statement. But I cannot agree with most of my colleagues. See, I don't think an adult of your intelligence should be commended for simply, at long last, telling the truth.”
Statler: That decision wasn’t half bad!
Waldorf: Yeah, it was ALL BAD!!
Waldorf: Yeah, it was ALL BAD!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Statler: That decision wasn’t half bad!
Waldorf: Yeah, it was ALL BAD!!
Waldorf: Yeah, it was ALL BAD!!
“But is the monarch laden with a raisin or three uncooked grains of rice?”
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“But is the monarch laden with a raisin or three uncooked grains of rice?”
What if the sandwich case fails cuz they can’t figure out what a sandwich is? If that happens, my work on the internet will be done and I will ascend to the Lords of Kobol.
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What if the sandwich case fails cuz they can’t figure out what a sandwich is? If that happens, my work on the internet will be done and I will ascend to the Lords of Kobol.
Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t play basketball.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t play basketball.
Backyard trail cam caught this unusually large squirrel.
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Backyard trail cam caught this unusually large squirrel.
The important thing is that, when a disagreement arises, there are clear dispute resolution procedures.
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The important thing is that, when a disagreement arises, there are clear dispute resolution procedures.
Saw this masterpiece on F*cebook. Wish they had actually cut an entire Halloween album.
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Saw this masterpiece on F*cebook. Wish they had actually cut an entire Halloween album.
“…The falcon cannot hear the falconer…”
(And this rough beast ain’t slouching nowhere until it goes potty.)
(And this rough beast ain’t slouching nowhere until it goes potty.)
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“…The falcon cannot hear the falconer…”
(And this rough beast ain’t slouching nowhere until it goes potty.)
(And this rough beast ain’t slouching nowhere until it goes potty.)
No seriously, do NOT tread on this guy.
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
No seriously, do NOT tread on this guy.
I think puppy learned a valuable lesson this morning: If you don’t want to take a bath in the sink, you shouldn’t poop the bed.
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I think puppy learned a valuable lesson this morning: If you don’t want to take a bath in the sink, you shouldn’t poop the bed.
Checking in on kid at the Laufey concert. Can’t be too careful.
October 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Checking in on kid at the Laufey concert. Can’t be too careful.
Just look at this evil b*sterd trying to tell the guy whose species invented noise canceling headphones that he doesn’t need a nap, SMH.
October 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Just look at this evil b*sterd trying to tell the guy whose species invented noise canceling headphones that he doesn’t need a nap, SMH.
New puppy has discovered arch nemesis.
September 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
New puppy has discovered arch nemesis.
Well yes, Brooks Brothers, this style does not look like it requires a lot of effort.
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Well yes, Brooks Brothers, this style does not look like it requires a lot of effort.
I don’t need your woke sustainable methods to to extract potassium from K-feldspar!
(Also, I’m not a doctor. I’m just a lawyer who is really good at Mario Kart. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever read an engineering article from Academia. Other than that, spot on recommendation.)
(Also, I’m not a doctor. I’m just a lawyer who is really good at Mario Kart. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever read an engineering article from Academia. Other than that, spot on recommendation.)
September 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I don’t need your woke sustainable methods to to extract potassium from K-feldspar!
(Also, I’m not a doctor. I’m just a lawyer who is really good at Mario Kart. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever read an engineering article from Academia. Other than that, spot on recommendation.)
(Also, I’m not a doctor. I’m just a lawyer who is really good at Mario Kart. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever read an engineering article from Academia. Other than that, spot on recommendation.)
Sunset out the window of kid’s water polo practice is maybe overdoing it. I mean, water polo is great, but calm down.
September 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sunset out the window of kid’s water polo practice is maybe overdoing it. I mean, water polo is great, but calm down.
Give a deer a rose bush and they’ll eat for a day. Teach your deer kids to sneak into my yard and eat my rose bushes and they’ll, uh, keep doing that. (It’s fine. I like the deer more than the flowers.)
September 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Give a deer a rose bush and they’ll eat for a day. Teach your deer kids to sneak into my yard and eat my rose bushes and they’ll, uh, keep doing that. (It’s fine. I like the deer more than the flowers.)
Assistant deans, by contrast, are fine.
September 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Assistant deans, by contrast, are fine.
Spoiler alert: It’s beans.
September 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Spoiler alert: It’s beans.
Listen, it’s not the London School of Naming Buildings.
September 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Listen, it’s not the London School of Naming Buildings.