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Domesticated Primate
@smokingmonkey.bsky.social
unlicensed shaman, amateur psychoanalyst, Taoist Discordian, veteran psychonaut, and generally pleasant traveling companion
When I saw this I immediately remembered “Heirs of the Perisphere” by Howard Waldrop. A sci-fi short story that has haunted my imagination since I first read it in the July 1985 Playboy. Wild
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The timing on this skeet turns out to have been … accurate(?)
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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"phillip k dick, but stupid" describes everything now
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
More like for thirty 8 year olds. Amirite?

*thump thump* Is this thing on?
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’d like to thank the Portland Protest Frog Brigade for answering absurdity’s call
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Aw shit. Well, it was worth a shot
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s labeled as “misleading” because Antifa is a disorganization.
September 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’ve used “Eris’s tits” twice today. And I just wanted to say thank you, thank you very much. You should be fed peeled grapes and adorned in silk
much.my
September 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM