Smitman
@smitman.bsky.social
Husband, Musician, Dog lover, Resister.
I voted for HER. No DMs unless I know you.
I voted for HER. No DMs unless I know you.
Drag her botoxed raggedy ass to fucking JAIL.
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Drag her botoxed raggedy ass to fucking JAIL.
Her resting face is a sneer.
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Her resting face is a sneer.
HEALTH WARNING:
DO NOT use the Hegseth Douche!
It is toxic and will kill you.
DO NOT use the Hegseth Douche!
It is toxic and will kill you.
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
HEALTH WARNING:
DO NOT use the Hegseth Douche!
It is toxic and will kill you.
DO NOT use the Hegseth Douche!
It is toxic and will kill you.
A quick peek behind the podium....
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A quick peek behind the podium....
Wait, you mean I have to do more than Netflix and Twinkies??
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Wait, you mean I have to do more than Netflix and Twinkies??
One of THE most punchable faces since Martin Shkreli
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
One of THE most punchable faces since Martin Shkreli
Would be a bombshell question...
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Would be a bombshell question...
"Relentlessly pawed"
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"Relentlessly pawed"
Brilliant.
Brilliant.