Sari M
@smauro1622.bsky.social
queer. aro. ace. chronically ill. || they & she
Why have a "request an appointment" form on your website if the only response you are going to give is "call us!" 😫
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why have a "request an appointment" form on your website if the only response you are going to give is "call us!" 😫
My Thursday DND group has been on voice chat for 45 minutes and and so far have:
Lamented the lack of year-round peppermint ice cream
Taunted someone about our access to peppermint ice cream
Discussed the origin of the term "hoagie"
Discussed vaguely homoerotic 1920s college traditions
Lamented the lack of year-round peppermint ice cream
Taunted someone about our access to peppermint ice cream
Discussed the origin of the term "hoagie"
Discussed vaguely homoerotic 1920s college traditions
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My Thursday DND group has been on voice chat for 45 minutes and and so far have:
Lamented the lack of year-round peppermint ice cream
Taunted someone about our access to peppermint ice cream
Discussed the origin of the term "hoagie"
Discussed vaguely homoerotic 1920s college traditions
Lamented the lack of year-round peppermint ice cream
Taunted someone about our access to peppermint ice cream
Discussed the origin of the term "hoagie"
Discussed vaguely homoerotic 1920s college traditions
If my mast cells could *not*, that'd be nice.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If my mast cells could *not*, that'd be nice.
It is November 13 and I have decided just today to sew holiday gifts. This can only end well, right?
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It is November 13 and I have decided just today to sew holiday gifts. This can only end well, right?
In my day job I'm a manager for a university repository and, genuinely:
A, this happens a lot and
B, I am never upset when I see it
A, this happens a lot and
B, I am never upset when I see it
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
In my day job I'm a manager for a university repository and, genuinely:
A, this happens a lot and
B, I am never upset when I see it
A, this happens a lot and
B, I am never upset when I see it
|What follows is incoherent yelling about [redacted] work thing|
YOUR SURVEY IS VERY BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
YOUR SURVEY IS VERY BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
a man in a suit and tie is making a face
Alt: a man in a suit and tie (Steve Carell with slick combed hair and glasses) is making a face like he is wordlessly yelling at someone
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
|What follows is incoherent yelling about [redacted] work thing|
YOUR SURVEY IS VERY BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
YOUR SURVEY IS VERY BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
[tone: joking] I love it when my sweet potatoes are swapped for The Unknown 🤔
October 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
[tone: joking] I love it when my sweet potatoes are swapped for The Unknown 🤔
Nothing like lying down in public with your legs elevated to find other dysautonomia/POTS folks 😆
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Nothing like lying down in public with your legs elevated to find other dysautonomia/POTS folks 😆
July 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Craft-cation day 1:
We are hand sewing and listening to Rebecca (Du Maurier) on audiobook and sipping cold brew.
We are hand sewing and listening to Rebecca (Du Maurier) on audiobook and sipping cold brew.
July 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Craft-cation day 1:
We are hand sewing and listening to Rebecca (Du Maurier) on audiobook and sipping cold brew.
We are hand sewing and listening to Rebecca (Du Maurier) on audiobook and sipping cold brew.
more like dysauto-NO-NO-NO-GOD-NO-mia, amiright?*
*typed from my office floor where I am currently gasping for air and willing my HR lower
*typed from my office floor where I am currently gasping for air and willing my HR lower
July 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
more like dysauto-NO-NO-NO-GOD-NO-mia, amiright?*
*typed from my office floor where I am currently gasping for air and willing my HR lower
*typed from my office floor where I am currently gasping for air and willing my HR lower
Electrolytes, but make em fancy
July 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Electrolytes, but make em fancy
Okay, #MigraineChat --
Theoretically I have started preventative Nurtec. I say theoretically because I CAN'T FREAKING REMEMBER to take it every other day. If you have pro tips, suggestions, etc for remember meds with an every-other-day cadence, please drop 'em below!
Theoretically I have started preventative Nurtec. I say theoretically because I CAN'T FREAKING REMEMBER to take it every other day. If you have pro tips, suggestions, etc for remember meds with an every-other-day cadence, please drop 'em below!
July 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Okay, #MigraineChat --
Theoretically I have started preventative Nurtec. I say theoretically because I CAN'T FREAKING REMEMBER to take it every other day. If you have pro tips, suggestions, etc for remember meds with an every-other-day cadence, please drop 'em below!
Theoretically I have started preventative Nurtec. I say theoretically because I CAN'T FREAKING REMEMBER to take it every other day. If you have pro tips, suggestions, etc for remember meds with an every-other-day cadence, please drop 'em below!
"self-yeeted" is a phrase I just used in a work communication...
June 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"self-yeeted" is a phrase I just used in a work communication...
I took yesterday off (use it or loose it PTO) and this morning I'm pretty sure my entire body is rebelling against this commute into work:
Tachycardia. Nausea. Shortness of breath. Fatigue and micro sleeps. My right ankle gave out as I climbed onto the trolley causing me to fall into the driver.
Tachycardia. Nausea. Shortness of breath. Fatigue and micro sleeps. My right ankle gave out as I climbed onto the trolley causing me to fall into the driver.
June 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I took yesterday off (use it or loose it PTO) and this morning I'm pretty sure my entire body is rebelling against this commute into work:
Tachycardia. Nausea. Shortness of breath. Fatigue and micro sleeps. My right ankle gave out as I climbed onto the trolley causing me to fall into the driver.
Tachycardia. Nausea. Shortness of breath. Fatigue and micro sleeps. My right ankle gave out as I climbed onto the trolley causing me to fall into the driver.
POTS and dysautonomia folks -- Any recs for comfortable abdominal compression? I'm looking for options that won't roll down as I move, won't dig in at pressure points, and won't be a complete hassle to go to the bathroom in. Thanks in advance!! #NEISVoid #MigraineChat
June 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
POTS and dysautonomia folks -- Any recs for comfortable abdominal compression? I'm looking for options that won't roll down as I move, won't dig in at pressure points, and won't be a complete hassle to go to the bathroom in. Thanks in advance!! #NEISVoid #MigraineChat
My (A+) provider gently suggested I get back into an electrolyte routine, so the triple beverage juggling has returned
June 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My (A+) provider gently suggested I get back into an electrolyte routine, so the triple beverage juggling has returned
oh, wow. I don't remember ordering that many gummy worms, but apparently I did...
oops
oops
May 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
oh, wow. I don't remember ordering that many gummy worms, but apparently I did...
oops
oops
(overheard in what is clearly a business meeting): "you have the most amazing eyes. I'm sure you get told that a lot. What would you call them?"
Maybe starting my day sitting outside was a mistake.
Maybe starting my day sitting outside was a mistake.
May 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
(overheard in what is clearly a business meeting): "you have the most amazing eyes. I'm sure you get told that a lot. What would you call them?"
Maybe starting my day sitting outside was a mistake.
Maybe starting my day sitting outside was a mistake.
When you didn't feel well enough to make a proper packed lunch the night before...
May 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When you didn't feel well enough to make a proper packed lunch the night before...
My boss approved my blog post with no notes, so clearly I've gotten an A in Blog Posts (a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve).
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My boss approved my blog post with no notes, so clearly I've gotten an A in Blog Posts (a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve).
"Let me finish what I was saying before the sewage email." -- Things said in a work meeting this morning. This week is particularly cursed.
May 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Let me finish what I was saying before the sewage email." -- Things said in a work meeting this morning. This week is particularly cursed.
Genuinely can't recommend enough hiring Alex to help you choose colors for your space! Not only are all of my spaces perfect, having a color story to build from made doing my own decorating so much more delightful!
how do u pick out the right colors
like I don't know
but people pay me to do it for them all the time
I can help you too
signed just painted my whole house pink xoxo
like I don't know
but people pay me to do it for them all the time
I can help you too
signed just painted my whole house pink xoxo
April 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Genuinely can't recommend enough hiring Alex to help you choose colors for your space! Not only are all of my spaces perfect, having a color story to build from made doing my own decorating so much more delightful!
More like dysautoNO! God, please! NO!mia, amiright?
No God Please No No GIF
Alt: Michael Scott from the office yelling No God Please No
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
More like dysautoNO! God, please! NO!mia, amiright?