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Hey @katefeetie!
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hey @katefeetie!
His name is Elon Musk.
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
His name is Elon Musk.
2024: The Year We Lock Him Up
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
2024: The Year We Lock Him Up
This has been bugging me. Who is this guy behind George Santos?
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This has been bugging me. Who is this guy behind George Santos?
“Go fuck yourself”
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Go fuck yourself”
The sharks herd the fearful school of fish against the shore so there is no escape. The predators then drop leaflets on the fish before devouring them so they can’t complain.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The sharks herd the fearful school of fish against the shore so there is no escape. The predators then drop leaflets on the fish before devouring them so they can’t complain.
Drop the last four of your social challenge.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Drop the last four of your social challenge.
What were they doing that they needed to be run over?
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What were they doing that they needed to be run over?
Ah yes. The trusted brand, PpV3Lkk6UzPsaCu.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ah yes. The trusted brand, PpV3Lkk6UzPsaCu.
For a brief moment, it appeared like that fucking moron actually invested in smarter ad placement.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
For a brief moment, it appeared like that fucking moron actually invested in smarter ad placement.
Stick figure dirty talk
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Stick figure dirty talk
Phony Stark’s livestream border stunt failed, of course, and the employees missed a great opportunity to Reply All: “looking into it.”
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Phony Stark’s livestream border stunt failed, of course, and the employees missed a great opportunity to Reply All: “looking into it.”
C’mon.
COME. ON.
COME. ON.
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
C’mon.
COME. ON.
COME. ON.
“What do you call a good start, Alex?” said the woman on Jeopardy.
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“What do you call a good start, Alex?” said the woman on Jeopardy.
eating a sandwich
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
eating a sandwich
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
October 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
For anyone looking for a reason to hang in there, we have October 5.
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
For anyone looking for a reason to hang in there, we have October 5.
Her: Whatcha thinkin bout?
Me: [clears throat] Oh, nuthin.
Me: [clears throat] Oh, nuthin.
October 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Her: Whatcha thinkin bout?
Me: [clears throat] Oh, nuthin.
Me: [clears throat] Oh, nuthin.
Is it worth upgrading?
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Is it worth upgrading?
Ha! Feds can’t catch me now!
(That’s how it works, right?)
(That’s how it works, right?)
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ha! Feds can’t catch me now!
(That’s how it works, right?)
(That’s how it works, right?)
The Party of Projection made fun of the Black guy asking for change.
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Party of Projection made fun of the Black guy asking for change.
He must be pretty talented to be on TV before he was born. And to be on Kelly and Mark in 1988.
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
He must be pretty talented to be on TV before he was born. And to be on Kelly and Mark in 1988.