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Hey @katefeetie!
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hey @katefeetie!
His name is Elon Musk.
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
His name is Elon Musk.
2024: The Year We Lock Him Up
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
2024: The Year We Lock Him Up
"It's Christmas EVE, not Christmas STEVE!"
- Host to someone who thinks men are allowed to attend the lesbian party
- Host to someone who thinks men are allowed to attend the lesbian party
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"It's Christmas EVE, not Christmas STEVE!"
- Host to someone who thinks men are allowed to attend the lesbian party
- Host to someone who thinks men are allowed to attend the lesbian party
COP28 President Sultan Al Jaber surprises attendees of UN climate change summit in Dubai with gallon of crude oil under each seat
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
COP28 President Sultan Al Jaber surprises attendees of UN climate change summit in Dubai with gallon of crude oil under each seat
This has been bugging me. Who is this guy behind George Santos?
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This has been bugging me. Who is this guy behind George Santos?
“Go fuck yourself”
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Go fuck yourself”
Alec Baldwin Visits Set of Squid Game Show - Three Dead
Comparing Netflix's 'Squid Game The Challenge' reality show to the OG: Dye, but no dying
Wait, so "Squid Game: The Challenge" is on Netflix and no one dies? What's up with the reality show that follows the dark South Korean horror series?
www.usatoday.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Alec Baldwin Visits Set of Squid Game Show - Three Dead
The sharks herd the fearful school of fish against the shore so there is no escape. The predators then drop leaflets on the fish before devouring them so they can’t complain.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The sharks herd the fearful school of fish against the shore so there is no escape. The predators then drop leaflets on the fish before devouring them so they can’t complain.
Yes, Tr*mp is screaming that he’ll be the next LITERAL Hitler and we will never elect any leaders ever again, and me, my family, and all my friends will be rounded up into concentration camps to die horribly, but Biden didn’t handle every single issue perfectly so it’s his fault.
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Yes, Tr*mp is screaming that he’ll be the next LITERAL Hitler and we will never elect any leaders ever again, and me, my family, and all my friends will be rounded up into concentration camps to die horribly, but Biden didn’t handle every single issue perfectly so it’s his fault.
Drop the last four of your social challenge.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Drop the last four of your social challenge.
RIP* to all the cops who read the headline about the Hamas fentanyl missiles.
* Rest in Piss
* Rest in Piss
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
RIP* to all the cops who read the headline about the Hamas fentanyl missiles.
* Rest in Piss
* Rest in Piss
What were they doing that they needed to be run over?
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What were they doing that they needed to be run over?
Was Bobby Knight Jewish? Only asking because you can’t sit shiva when all the chairs are being thrown in tribute.
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Was Bobby Knight Jewish? Only asking because you can’t sit shiva when all the chairs are being thrown in tribute.
If you told me a year ago that I would enthusiastically retweet Elon Musk, there is a strong possibility I would have punched you in the face. And yet, here we are.
I apologize.
I apologize.
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If you told me a year ago that I would enthusiastically retweet Elon Musk, there is a strong possibility I would have punched you in the face. And yet, here we are.
I apologize.
I apologize.
Ah yes. The trusted brand, PpV3Lkk6UzPsaCu.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ah yes. The trusted brand, PpV3Lkk6UzPsaCu.
A few words about Richard Moll (RIP). He was a mammal.
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
A few words about Richard Moll (RIP). He was a mammal.
Baseball fans were shocked when one of those fucking loser teams won the first game of the World Series.
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Baseball fans were shocked when one of those fucking loser teams won the first game of the World Series.
“Like fifteen 9/11s”?
I didn’t know it works like that. Does it go the other way?
“Whoa, your haircut is like 0.1% of a Holocaust.”
I didn’t know it works like that. Does it go the other way?
“Whoa, your haircut is like 0.1% of a Holocaust.”
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
“Like fifteen 9/11s”?
I didn’t know it works like that. Does it go the other way?
“Whoa, your haircut is like 0.1% of a Holocaust.”
I didn’t know it works like that. Does it go the other way?
“Whoa, your haircut is like 0.1% of a Holocaust.”
For a brief moment, it appeared like that fucking moron actually invested in smarter ad placement.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
For a brief moment, it appeared like that fucking moron actually invested in smarter ad placement.
Suzanne Somers, inventor of the ThighMaster, dead at 76
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Suzanne Somers, inventor of the ThighMaster, dead at 76
“I was tryin ta blow on the embahs ta get tha fiya restahted and I stahted seein stahs.”
— Jake
Best Boston quote ever on Survivor. Suck it, Boston Rob.
— Jake
Best Boston quote ever on Survivor. Suck it, Boston Rob.
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
“I was tryin ta blow on the embahs ta get tha fiya restahted and I stahted seein stahs.”
— Jake
Best Boston quote ever on Survivor. Suck it, Boston Rob.
— Jake
Best Boston quote ever on Survivor. Suck it, Boston Rob.
So you’re telling me jared didn’t fix the Middle East?
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
So you’re telling me jared didn’t fix the Middle East?
How should Walgreen's management act towards their pharmacy workers?
Nice!
Nice!
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
How should Walgreen's management act towards their pharmacy workers?
Nice!
Nice!
Cultivating multiple sources is good, but I can’t handle British news calling it “ham ass”
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Cultivating multiple sources is good, but I can’t handle British news calling it “ham ass”