Smands
@smands.bsky.social
Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s
They did this when my dog immediately broke the zipper on a $100 travel crate. They sent me another one immediately and I didn’t have to return it. It was so helpful bc I was stressed we wouldn’t have one in time for a big trip!
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They did this when my dog immediately broke the zipper on a $100 travel crate. They sent me another one immediately and I didn’t have to return it. It was so helpful bc I was stressed we wouldn’t have one in time for a big trip!
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they’re all like “ban gender affirming medical care!!! except for us cishet men whose power under patriarchy requires us to constantly maintain a dangerously unnatural standard of performative masculinity the human body cannot support without turning orange and veiny”
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
they’re all like “ban gender affirming medical care!!! except for us cishet men whose power under patriarchy requires us to constantly maintain a dangerously unnatural standard of performative masculinity the human body cannot support without turning orange and veiny”
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* Haribo used to sell a gummi candy in Germany called "Asses With Ears."
I promise this image is 100% real and not AI.
I promise this image is 100% real and not AI.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
* Haribo used to sell a gummi candy in Germany called "Asses With Ears."
I promise this image is 100% real and not AI.
I promise this image is 100% real and not AI.
Thanksgiving is a really hard day for me for this reason too. I hope you’re able to take time for yourself and have some treats and remember pleasant memories 💜
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Thanksgiving is a really hard day for me for this reason too. I hope you’re able to take time for yourself and have some treats and remember pleasant memories 💜
His moustache literally turned deviously upward 😂😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
His moustache literally turned deviously upward 😂😂😂
Ok what’s ur address im drop shipping you a piña colada, beach chair and a midday sunray
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Ok what’s ur address im drop shipping you a piña colada, beach chair and a midday sunray
Ironically this is mine!
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Ironically this is mine!
I’ve heard it’s absolutely a bear but I had shingles twice last year and I still don’t feel totally well. Get the vaxx!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’ve heard it’s absolutely a bear but I had shingles twice last year and I still don’t feel totally well. Get the vaxx!!!
Nobody has the same year AND day as me!
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Nobody has the same year AND day as me!
that was my submission/vote so thank you
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
that was my submission/vote so thank you
You’re a treasure! Take care!
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You’re a treasure! Take care!
it's probably the best time of day to eat it metabolically *IANARD (registered dietitian)
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
it's probably the best time of day to eat it metabolically *IANARD (registered dietitian)
That’s so fucking rude, I’m sorry.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
That’s so fucking rude, I’m sorry.
I did this last year and zero regrets! I found a new fave fragrance and got an opened bottle off ebay. I used up most of the samples anyway.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I did this last year and zero regrets! I found a new fave fragrance and got an opened bottle off ebay. I used up most of the samples anyway.
I had to really think back if they were beads or little knobs of puffy paint! But I remember them rolling in place.
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I had to really think back if they were beads or little knobs of puffy paint! But I remember them rolling in place.