Smallmeat/404
@smallmeat-404.bsky.social
The CIA’s failed MK Ultra femboy johnny silverhand sleeper cell praise addicted desert dweller pscionic terrorist “love is just busting an emotional nut with your heart”. Profile pic by @oakydeer.bsky.social
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This isn't a joke.
I have watched his Ultrakill videos like 30 or 40 times (sometimes multiple times in a day just for the extra brain balancing) something about how ultra stimulating it is puts my brain into such a state of focus I can think clearly and organized
I have watched his Ultrakill videos like 30 or 40 times (sometimes multiple times in a day just for the extra brain balancing) something about how ultra stimulating it is puts my brain into such a state of focus I can think clearly and organized
Sometimes when I get really really really understimulated I put on Max0rs Ultrakill videos and I start to feel normal again
January 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
This isn't a joke.
I have watched his Ultrakill videos like 30 or 40 times (sometimes multiple times in a day just for the extra brain balancing) something about how ultra stimulating it is puts my brain into such a state of focus I can think clearly and organized
I have watched his Ultrakill videos like 30 or 40 times (sometimes multiple times in a day just for the extra brain balancing) something about how ultra stimulating it is puts my brain into such a state of focus I can think clearly and organized
Told my cishet guy friend that i couldnt fit my gf in me the other night and he had to have a serious boundary setting moment of how gross that was for him to read. 2 minutes later he says he needs to quit porn because his "tastes are too unrealistic" and its just basic bdsm? Im sorry for straights
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Told my cishet guy friend that i couldnt fit my gf in me the other night and he had to have a serious boundary setting moment of how gross that was for him to read. 2 minutes later he says he needs to quit porn because his "tastes are too unrealistic" and its just basic bdsm? Im sorry for straights
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post-2025 every trans woman should be issued upon coming out: level iv plates & carrier, 210 rounds of 5.56x45mm, 7 pmags, a 20" ar-15 with & exps3, an ach, an mp3 player with 'the fame' and 'the fame monster' pre-loaded, wired headphones, and a plushie of her choosing that can fit in a mag pouch.
every trans woman should be issued upon coming out: three years supply of all hormones needed, a battlemech or fighter of her choosing, between two and twelve plushies, a flattering dress, a carabiner, a set of high quality headphones (cat ears optional), and foundation that matches her skin tone
January 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
post-2025 every trans woman should be issued upon coming out: level iv plates & carrier, 210 rounds of 5.56x45mm, 7 pmags, a 20" ar-15 with & exps3, an ach, an mp3 player with 'the fame' and 'the fame monster' pre-loaded, wired headphones, and a plushie of her choosing that can fit in a mag pouch.
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Please watch this immediately oh my gosh
Chat i have created something truly diabolical. It has made me lose my mind.
(It requires volume but bsky is evil so watch out)
(It requires volume but bsky is evil so watch out)
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Please watch this immediately oh my gosh
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You know what they say about patrolling the Mojave….
January 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
You know what they say about patrolling the Mojave….
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"Muzzle control"
Erotic pet play 🤝 Firearms safety
Erotic pet play 🤝 Firearms safety
January 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
"Muzzle control"
Erotic pet play 🤝 Firearms safety
Erotic pet play 🤝 Firearms safety
Gf got to do my last 2 injections. Had to walk her through it. It was fun
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Gf got to do my last 2 injections. Had to walk her through it. It was fun
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The way i teach my frens how to ski
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The way i teach my frens how to ski
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Our enemies are right here
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Our enemies are right here
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guy thats jerking off but hes doing a jerk off motion with his other hand so you know hes doing it ironically
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
guy thats jerking off but hes doing a jerk off motion with his other hand so you know hes doing it ironically
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This week I got 30 friends and strangers to send me images that had directly informed sexual fantasies of theirs. I printed them on slides for my overhead projector and we all spent three hours sharing and discussing them with one another. I think this is the most important thing I have ever done
June 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This week I got 30 friends and strangers to send me images that had directly informed sexual fantasies of theirs. I printed them on slides for my overhead projector and we all spent three hours sharing and discussing them with one another. I think this is the most important thing I have ever done
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
The pink eye is back and my friends are starting to joke about how i need to stop eating ass.
All i gotta say is: never
All i gotta say is: never
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The pink eye is back and my friends are starting to joke about how i need to stop eating ass.
All i gotta say is: never
All i gotta say is: never
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We were cuddling sitting upright and as she held me in her arms, she tapped it on my lower back
December 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We were cuddling sitting upright and as she held me in her arms, she tapped it on my lower back
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receiver 2 is the perfect alliance of porn (gun mechanic) and gameplay (podcast)
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
receiver 2 is the perfect alliance of porn (gun mechanic) and gameplay (podcast)
Idk if i feel like a "girl dot TM" anymore. Still gonna keep transitioning though since its cash
December 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Idk if i feel like a "girl dot TM" anymore. Still gonna keep transitioning though since its cash
Gdi i got erectile dysfunction this year
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Gdi i got erectile dysfunction this year
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crop top straitjacket
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
crop top straitjacket
Dicking down dog girls on christmas, call me the mutt cracker
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Dicking down dog girls on christmas, call me the mutt cracker