Sarah
banner
slwein.bsky.social
Sarah
@slwein.bsky.social
I let sports ruin my life. salt & vinegar chip enthusiast.
ok we’ll keep him but he’s on…😎…thin ice
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
okay first of all…dump him.

second of all…the stars are powered by friendship. love wins!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
well I meant CURING but firing kinda works
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
why did you guys let me get emotionally invested in these dummies!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
oop 😶‍🌫️
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“surprise it’s K-pop demon hunters because of my stupid kids 🙄” leave us alone
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
like??? embarrassment of riches!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
do both, just reverse the order. plenty of bridges in ny!
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
PLEASE
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
wait I just tuned in I’m gonna kms
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“I don’t want kids.”

“What will you do when you’re older???” 80% of parents say this to childless people. they all think their kids will take care of them and I’ll be left in a gutter, I guess
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the concept of you breaking this news after doing that airport wrestling bit for years
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM