BODY MASSAGE MACHINE
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An endless stream of nerd shit, useless information, and classic memes.
Who wants a body massage?
Who wants a body massage?
They still needed to fire half the writers and make the other half play KOTOR II.
They tried something new-ish, and it is visually stunning. I didn't like it, but I can see why others do.
They tried something new-ish, and it is visually stunning. I didn't like it, but I can see why others do.
December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
They still needed to fire half the writers and make the other half play KOTOR II.
They tried something new-ish, and it is visually stunning. I didn't like it, but I can see why others do.
They tried something new-ish, and it is visually stunning. I didn't like it, but I can see why others do.
Isn't he the Ambassador to Isreal?
Indeed, what an odd thing for him, specifically, to say.
Indeed, what an odd thing for him, specifically, to say.
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Isn't he the Ambassador to Isreal?
Indeed, what an odd thing for him, specifically, to say.
Indeed, what an odd thing for him, specifically, to say.
Man, what I wouldn't give to have some six-foot tall muscle mommy to pick me up and take me home with her.
December 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Man, what I wouldn't give to have some six-foot tall muscle mommy to pick me up and take me home with her.
...But it doesn't work.
It doesn't work, and it will probably never work.
It doesn't work, and it will probably never work.
December 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
...But it doesn't work.
It doesn't work, and it will probably never work.
It doesn't work, and it will probably never work.
I should'a learned to play the guitar...
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I should'a learned to play the guitar...
It's like the briefs that track & field athletes wear.
On one hand, ya'll should let them wear shorts if they want.
...However.
On one hand, ya'll should let them wear shorts if they want.
...However.
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It's like the briefs that track & field athletes wear.
On one hand, ya'll should let them wear shorts if they want.
...However.
On one hand, ya'll should let them wear shorts if they want.
...However.
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