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Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey. -Marcel Proust
Dong Limoncello
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Dong Limoncello
Natalie: We're in the middle of "Charlotte's Web". Who's gonna finish it?
Daniel: Well, Grandma will finish it for you.
Natalie: She's not as good. She always skips parts, and she never does the voices. She smells funny, too.
Daniel: That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well preserved.
Daniel: Well, Grandma will finish it for you.
Natalie: She's not as good. She always skips parts, and she never does the voices. She smells funny, too.
Daniel: That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well preserved.
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Natalie: We're in the middle of "Charlotte's Web". Who's gonna finish it?
Daniel: Well, Grandma will finish it for you.
Natalie: She's not as good. She always skips parts, and she never does the voices. She smells funny, too.
Daniel: That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well preserved.
Daniel: Well, Grandma will finish it for you.
Natalie: She's not as good. She always skips parts, and she never does the voices. She smells funny, too.
Daniel: That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well preserved.
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
New meme
July 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
New meme
Of course this namby-pamby criminal nitwit thinks he gets to play cowboys and Indians
June 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Of course this namby-pamby criminal nitwit thinks he gets to play cowboys and Indians
Morons are gouging America
April 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Morons are gouging America
What’s his song?
March 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What’s his song?
WAKE UP, DUMBASSES!
March 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
WAKE UP, DUMBASSES!
It’s definitely going hungry.
March 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It’s definitely going hungry.
Soup of the day
Ali Graham Tay (@roaming_bearz) on Threads
😂😂😂
www.threads.net
March 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Soup of the day
Came up with this while hiking and talking with a friend. Do you need one for your car or office chair?
February 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Came up with this while hiking and talking with a friend. Do you need one for your car or office chair?
Do you ever think of someone and go to send them a message or text saying hello and discover that they never looked at the last message you sent them a few months ago and just say to yourself, what’s the point? And go on with your day feeling like you know one less person in the world? I do.
February 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Do you ever think of someone and go to send them a message or text saying hello and discover that they never looked at the last message you sent them a few months ago and just say to yourself, what’s the point? And go on with your day feeling like you know one less person in the world? I do.
More information on bird flu specifically why factory farms are a huge risk.
nautil.us/the-unnatura...
nautil.us/the-unnatura...
The Unnatural History of Bird Flu
H5N1 is a human creation
nautil.us
February 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
More information on bird flu specifically why factory farms are a huge risk.
nautil.us/the-unnatura...
nautil.us/the-unnatura...
I’m as flurrious as you are!
February 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m as flurrious as you are!
How can both of these be true at the same time?
February 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
How can both of these be true at the same time?
Read it to get an idea how bad the next year or two are going to be.
It's like 'dead birds flying': How bird flu is spreading in the wild
That's the way one scientist puts it — referring to how infected wild birds survive long enough to spread it to birds and mammals around the world. And that's a serious risk for human health.
www.npr.org
February 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Read it to get an idea how bad the next year or two are going to be.
President Trump's first days in office are being called a 'shock and awe' approach — but the architect of that strategy says it's 'catastrophic.'
February 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
President Trump's first days in office are being called a 'shock and awe' approach — but the architect of that strategy says it's 'catastrophic.'
Another meme hot off the press
February 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Another meme hot off the press
