Slow Runner
@slowrunnermusic.bsky.social
Singer/songwriter who lives outside of Asheville NC and dreams of a world where it all worked out between Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson
There will be statues and memorials built to honor what the people of Minnesota are doing right now. What a painful burden but what an incredible contribution to the story of our country and the freedoms we sometimes take for granted but ultimately refuse to give up. I’m in awe.
January 26, 2026 at 3:26 PM
There will be statues and memorials built to honor what the people of Minnesota are doing right now. What a painful burden but what an incredible contribution to the story of our country and the freedoms we sometimes take for granted but ultimately refuse to give up. I’m in awe.
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such a lovely thing to think about
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 AM
such a lovely thing to think about
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It should have ended at this moment.
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It should have ended at this moment.
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ICE are paid agitators.
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 AM
ICE are paid agitators.
He’s invading Greenland because it will accomplish what he really wants, which is to break up NATO. He’s brutalizing people with ICE because it will accomplish what he really wants, which is to weaken and worsen the strongholds of his political opposition.
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
He’s invading Greenland because it will accomplish what he really wants, which is to break up NATO. He’s brutalizing people with ICE because it will accomplish what he really wants, which is to weaken and worsen the strongholds of his political opposition.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Music is basically a detective novel where the musicians are the suspects/criminals, the listener is the detective and of course the music is the crime. The listener tries to determine what happened and what was the motivation, while the musicians try to obscure this, so they can get away with it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Music is basically a detective novel where the musicians are the suspects/criminals, the listener is the detective and of course the music is the crime. The listener tries to determine what happened and what was the motivation, while the musicians try to obscure this, so they can get away with it.
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800+ flights cancelled today because Elon took a chainsaw to the federal government and Trump won’t pay the remaining airport personnel.
Elon’s on his way to becoming a trillionaire.
Trump’s net worth has more than doubled inside a year.
Glad everything worked out for them.
How about you?
Elon’s on his way to becoming a trillionaire.
Trump’s net worth has more than doubled inside a year.
Glad everything worked out for them.
How about you?
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
800+ flights cancelled today because Elon took a chainsaw to the federal government and Trump won’t pay the remaining airport personnel.
Elon’s on his way to becoming a trillionaire.
Trump’s net worth has more than doubled inside a year.
Glad everything worked out for them.
How about you?
Elon’s on his way to becoming a trillionaire.
Trump’s net worth has more than doubled inside a year.
Glad everything worked out for them.
How about you?
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I have never met an artist who's said "sigh, I wish a computer could do this for me." Not artists? sure, all the time.
September 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I have never met an artist who's said "sigh, I wish a computer could do this for me." Not artists? sure, all the time.
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Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps.
September 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps.
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If you think we can’t afford school lunches and cancer research, but we CAN afford concentration camps and tax breaks for billionaires, congratulations you’re an idiot with reprehensible values
July 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you think we can’t afford school lunches and cancer research, but we CAN afford concentration camps and tax breaks for billionaires, congratulations you’re an idiot with reprehensible values
Brian Wilson no!!! My Mt Rushmore of songwriters is him, Paul Simon, Tom Waits, and Randy Newman. Melodies. Chord progressions. Vocal arrangements. All god-tier. RIP, king
June 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Brian Wilson no!!! My Mt Rushmore of songwriters is him, Paul Simon, Tom Waits, and Randy Newman. Melodies. Chord progressions. Vocal arrangements. All god-tier. RIP, king
Still waiting for what should have been the inevitable Mary Chapin Carpenter / Mary J Blige collab
June 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Still waiting for what should have been the inevitable Mary Chapin Carpenter / Mary J Blige collab
Heath bar, listen. I love you. I really do. I see what you’re going for and I am here for it. But let’s get one thing straight: you’re no Butterfinger
May 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Heath bar, listen. I love you. I really do. I see what you’re going for and I am here for it. But let’s get one thing straight: you’re no Butterfinger
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The most depressing part is that it is going to get so much worse than this. This is the first three months. We got YEARS of this on the way. Constantly ratcheting up the crazy. Enjoy today. As bad as it is, it won’t be this good again for a long time.
April 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The most depressing part is that it is going to get so much worse than this. This is the first three months. We got YEARS of this on the way. Constantly ratcheting up the crazy. Enjoy today. As bad as it is, it won’t be this good again for a long time.
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🚨🚨Calling all North Carolina voters!! Here is a list of every voter that Jefferson Griffin is trying to disenfranchise, please if you are a NC voter check to see if your name is on here, you have 15 days to cure your ballot to make sure your vote counts. thegriffinlist.com/assets/griff...
thegriffinlist.com
April 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
🚨🚨Calling all North Carolina voters!! Here is a list of every voter that Jefferson Griffin is trying to disenfranchise, please if you are a NC voter check to see if your name is on here, you have 15 days to cure your ballot to make sure your vote counts. thegriffinlist.com/assets/griff...
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“Good thing we have all these leftover N95 masks from Covid, they’re great at blocking out the wildfire particulates” is, incredibly, a thought I just thought in 2025
March 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“Good thing we have all these leftover N95 masks from Covid, they’re great at blocking out the wildfire particulates” is, incredibly, a thought I just thought in 2025
I am so tired of this relentlessly dire world. I just want to move into one of those retirement villages in Florida, I don’t care how hot it is. Someone just tell me when dinner is and what time matlock comes on
March 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I am so tired of this relentlessly dire world. I just want to move into one of those retirement villages in Florida, I don’t care how hot it is. Someone just tell me when dinner is and what time matlock comes on
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Watching powerless from Europe how democracy is crumbling in the US, reminds me of those movies where someone is mind-controlled by an alien or ghost. I want to yell: "America, we know you are still in there. If you can hear us, you must fight. YOU CAN DO IT. FIGHT THIS!"
February 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Watching powerless from Europe how democracy is crumbling in the US, reminds me of those movies where someone is mind-controlled by an alien or ghost. I want to yell: "America, we know you are still in there. If you can hear us, you must fight. YOU CAN DO IT. FIGHT THIS!"
It really feels like a few hundred thousand low information voters locked America in a room with an abusive stepdad and a box full of hammers for the next 4 yrs
January 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It really feels like a few hundred thousand low information voters locked America in a room with an abusive stepdad and a box full of hammers for the next 4 yrs
It’s like Melania told her stylist, ‘give me the vibe of the femme fatale that shot Roy Hobbs in ‘The Natural’
January 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s like Melania told her stylist, ‘give me the vibe of the femme fatale that shot Roy Hobbs in ‘The Natural’