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Gote
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May or may not be a goat // He IRL (Any pronouns online) // 37 // NSFW diapers and expansion stuff ahead 🔞🔞🔞 I really like parental controls, gimme your phone~
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Any good yordle can waddle around with plenty of haste, despite the cushy poofy diaperstuffs between their legs! You think you can handle that?
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Goomba girls are funny and should get blown up and I'm tired of anyone pretending that isn't true.

(Another reupload from the other site.)
December 29, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Memories of warm, sleepy bus rides. 🌅
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Levels of goat sona:

1. giving your goatsona a brash attitude and a tendency to headbutt
2. giving your goatsona horns
3. giving your goatsona horizontal pupils
4. giving your goatsona a beard, even girls
5. giving your goatsona a gummy dental pad instead of upper incisors
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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i'm not usually one for pranks but a thumb-sized annoy-o-tron noisemaker programmed to randomly emit a clicker sound at 60 to 120 minute intervals sounds like a great thing to hide in your local transgirl's air vent
March 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Blackberry Bae
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
returning with a renewed sense of self-continence
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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shouldn't have waited until the last minute to buy her costume!
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
In StarCraft: Brood War, in the second Protoss mission, Return to Shakuras, the enemy only begins its AI script once you own a completed Nexus and Pylon. If you don't build a Pylon, you are free to mine out your base without fear of attacks. Go make yourself a sandwich and come back to a windfall.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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🎨 churroz
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Ah here we go. New afk screen, with help from @frillybunny.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I wanna blurt out silly things uncontrollably at someone else's whims, uwah
October 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Might be a good idea moving forward to have financial details entirely divorced from your public persona

If your public name is VoreMaster999 and your paypro email account is [email protected] then paypros are going to put two and two together. Use an email with a totally different name
Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.

Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Installing a new switch on your robot girl's back without telling her that it's there, or what happens when it's flipped.

Is it a power switch? An instant-fwoomph control? A coolant release? Only one way to find out, and that's if she even notices before some curious person gives it a test flip.
January 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Speed running my artist career by drawing both a political comic and Vaporeon inflation in one go.
April 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
train all you want, you'll never get the potty training skillcape
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I've successfully traced the origin of all my kinks and figured out exactly what makes me tick and why, but I still haven't reached enlightenment, what a ripoff
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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ポンプポンポン
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I will point out that FF8 specifically didn't do the arrow thing and it has SO MANY quests that you, yes you, likely missed out on because it was only available during a limited window of the story and almost none of it was signposted and some involved barely-visible ladders or similar things
whats up my fellow gamers
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I was in my early 30s when I finally looked up what avant-garde means and I wish I'd done so sooner because it puts a lot of creative works in better perspective
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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gotta watch out for those skunkslimes
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mental image of Midori tugging up an absolutely saggy and near-leaking pull-up, frustrated by a smug Momoi who is gloating because her diapers (which are equally wet) are handling it better.
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Funny how no CEOs have suggested replacing their own job with AI
"Surely there's a middle ground here?" The CEO of Helldivers 2 studio Arrowhead says people "jump to extreme takes" when debating generative AI, and that there needs to be more nuance in the discussion.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/surely-...
‘Surely there’s a middle ground here?’ Helldivers studio CEO says people ‘jump to extreme takes’ when debating GenAI | VGC
“This is such a trigger point for big parts of the games industry today”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM