Slava ⓥ
@slava.elfurado.com
42, NY, stereotypical fox
I miss the 90s/2000s fandom.
Likes furry art with foxes and/or dogs in
Loves Jaxie & Mochi
Likes records and tapes
Baseball umpire
Doesn't hurt animals (including humans)
No minors
I miss the 90s/2000s fandom.
Likes furry art with foxes and/or dogs in
Loves Jaxie & Mochi
Likes records and tapes
Baseball umpire
Doesn't hurt animals (including humans)
No minors
Pinned
I'm Slava, an urban cross fox.
I've been a furry since 1996.
I'm not an artist.
I've never been much of anyone of note within the furry fandom
I like to commission art of foxes.
I spend a lot of my money & time on fox-themed things.
My life has been dedicated to foxes and dogs for decades.
I've been a furry since 1996.
I'm not an artist.
I've never been much of anyone of note within the furry fandom
I like to commission art of foxes.
I spend a lot of my money & time on fox-themed things.
My life has been dedicated to foxes and dogs for decades.
Umpire school went well tonight. We reviewed for the test and practiced hand signals.
Mochi had a good vet appointment, the vet says he's like a dog half his age (he's 15).
Overall a pretty good day.
Mochi had a good vet appointment, the vet says he's like a dog half his age (he's 15).
Overall a pretty good day.
February 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Umpire school went well tonight. We reviewed for the test and practiced hand signals.
Mochi had a good vet appointment, the vet says he's like a dog half his age (he's 15).
Overall a pretty good day.
Mochi had a good vet appointment, the vet says he's like a dog half his age (he's 15).
Overall a pretty good day.
Severe punishment of a friend's minor crime inspired Slava to desert service to his Duke, the penalty for which was death.
If he hadn't become a fugitive, he wouldn't have become a bandit.
If he hadn't become a bandit, he never would have stolen his time machine.
#OC #Backstory
If he hadn't become a fugitive, he wouldn't have become a bandit.
If he hadn't become a bandit, he never would have stolen his time machine.
#OC #Backstory
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Severe punishment of a friend's minor crime inspired Slava to desert service to his Duke, the penalty for which was death.
If he hadn't become a fugitive, he wouldn't have become a bandit.
If he hadn't become a bandit, he never would have stolen his time machine.
#OC #Backstory
If he hadn't become a fugitive, he wouldn't have become a bandit.
If he hadn't become a bandit, he never would have stolen his time machine.
#OC #Backstory
I haven't smoked in years.
Lately I've been having dreams in which I am smoking cigarettes.
Strange.
Lately I've been having dreams in which I am smoking cigarettes.
Strange.
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I haven't smoked in years.
Lately I've been having dreams in which I am smoking cigarettes.
Strange.
Lately I've been having dreams in which I am smoking cigarettes.
Strange.
Does anyone else use their towel to pretend you're Bela Lugosi's stand-in after you get out of the shower, or is that just me?
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Does anyone else use their towel to pretend you're Bela Lugosi's stand-in after you get out of the shower, or is that just me?
#MailCall
These were waiting when I came home today.
I ordered them with the intent of bringing happiness to a certain New Vegas-obsessed dog I live with.
If I know her (I do) she's gonna be happy.
These were waiting when I came home today.
I ordered them with the intent of bringing happiness to a certain New Vegas-obsessed dog I live with.
If I know her (I do) she's gonna be happy.
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 PM
#MailCall
These were waiting when I came home today.
I ordered them with the intent of bringing happiness to a certain New Vegas-obsessed dog I live with.
If I know her (I do) she's gonna be happy.
These were waiting when I came home today.
I ordered them with the intent of bringing happiness to a certain New Vegas-obsessed dog I live with.
If I know her (I do) she's gonna be happy.
There's a dirt man waiting in the ground
He'd like to come and meet you
But he knows you'll be around
He'd like to come and meet you
But he knows you'll be around
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 AM
There's a dirt man waiting in the ground
He'd like to come and meet you
But he knows you'll be around
He'd like to come and meet you
But he knows you'll be around
I love baseball because it attracts wildmen and weirdos.
People like Van Lingle Mungo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Lin...
People like Van Lingle Mungo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Lin...
Van Lingle Mungo - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I love baseball because it attracts wildmen and weirdos.
People like Van Lingle Mungo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Lin...
People like Van Lingle Mungo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Lin...
Sometimes I desire to be a more creative type of person, but the world needs down to earth types who can write service manuals too.
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Sometimes I desire to be a more creative type of person, but the world needs down to earth types who can write service manuals too.
I miss the culture of not bothering people who don't bother people, and of not being bothered by people living their own pursuit of happiness.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I miss the culture of not bothering people who don't bother people, and of not being bothered by people living their own pursuit of happiness.
A normal reaction from normal people when they disagree on anything is to shrug and continue on.
People who need to stop the whole world until everyone agrees with them - and they come in all shades of the political, spiritual, and cultural spectrum - are the problem.
People who need to stop the whole world until everyone agrees with them - and they come in all shades of the political, spiritual, and cultural spectrum - are the problem.
Criticizing our country is a right afforded to us by the constitution.
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
A normal reaction from normal people when they disagree on anything is to shrug and continue on.
People who need to stop the whole world until everyone agrees with them - and they come in all shades of the political, spiritual, and cultural spectrum - are the problem.
People who need to stop the whole world until everyone agrees with them - and they come in all shades of the political, spiritual, and cultural spectrum - are the problem.
Someone abandoned a pomeranian mix in a bag outside in my city the other day, but it was observed and the dog is safe.
I want to go off and adopt him but current pom is a one dog household kind of guy.
I want to go off and adopt him but current pom is a one dog household kind of guy.
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Someone abandoned a pomeranian mix in a bag outside in my city the other day, but it was observed and the dog is safe.
I want to go off and adopt him but current pom is a one dog household kind of guy.
I want to go off and adopt him but current pom is a one dog household kind of guy.
Does bong hits and fapping count as chemsex?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Does bong hits and fapping count as chemsex?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Kenny Froggins - Highway to the Insect Zone
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Kenny Froggins - Highway to the Insect Zone
Idk, I just don't think it's useful to put stock into what someone else says are "red flag" views or behaviors, as it's no one's job to make their values & ethics match anyone else's.
If someone is actively harming others, then sure, maybe heed warning. Otherwise, make your own judgment calls.
If someone is actively harming others, then sure, maybe heed warning. Otherwise, make your own judgment calls.
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Idk, I just don't think it's useful to put stock into what someone else says are "red flag" views or behaviors, as it's no one's job to make their values & ethics match anyone else's.
If someone is actively harming others, then sure, maybe heed warning. Otherwise, make your own judgment calls.
If someone is actively harming others, then sure, maybe heed warning. Otherwise, make your own judgment calls.
Here is the guy
The mostest guy ever
Super floof
Kinda angy
But full of love
The mostest guy ever
Super floof
Kinda angy
But full of love
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Here is the guy
The mostest guy ever
Super floof
Kinda angy
But full of love
The mostest guy ever
Super floof
Kinda angy
But full of love
My little brother got a PS5, so he, my girlfriend, and I have all been playing games together recently, and I had forgotten how much fun it is to play games with my little brother.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
My little brother got a PS5, so he, my girlfriend, and I have all been playing games together recently, and I had forgotten how much fun it is to play games with my little brother.
I have no problem with other people having ethics and values. However, the minute anybody else starts insisting that I must share their ethics and values, I can no longer take them seriously.
Literally no one is an arbiter of what is right or wrong.
Literally no one is an arbiter of what is right or wrong.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I have no problem with other people having ethics and values. However, the minute anybody else starts insisting that I must share their ethics and values, I can no longer take them seriously.
Literally no one is an arbiter of what is right or wrong.
Literally no one is an arbiter of what is right or wrong.
American politics starts making a lot more sense once you realize that the main thing both parties and their supporters desire is to be annoying to the other side and its supporters.
American politics is all just one giant rage bait.
American politics is all just one giant rage bait.
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
American politics starts making a lot more sense once you realize that the main thing both parties and their supporters desire is to be annoying to the other side and its supporters.
American politics is all just one giant rage bait.
American politics is all just one giant rage bait.
Ya know how when you run, you get tired and then can break through if you keep going?
I think I've reached that point with the cold this winter.
It's 2 degrees out rn. It doesn't feel colder than 30 to me. Idk why
I think I've reached that point with the cold this winter.
It's 2 degrees out rn. It doesn't feel colder than 30 to me. Idk why
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Ya know how when you run, you get tired and then can break through if you keep going?
I think I've reached that point with the cold this winter.
It's 2 degrees out rn. It doesn't feel colder than 30 to me. Idk why
I think I've reached that point with the cold this winter.
It's 2 degrees out rn. It doesn't feel colder than 30 to me. Idk why
Call me crazy, but I don't believe in #killing people because they think differently from me.
Most people who talk #politics on social media seem to believe differently.
Sorry, but the minute you start talking about killing folks because they're #different, you become a #fascist.
Most people who talk #politics on social media seem to believe differently.
Sorry, but the minute you start talking about killing folks because they're #different, you become a #fascist.
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Call me crazy, but I don't believe in #killing people because they think differently from me.
Most people who talk #politics on social media seem to believe differently.
Sorry, but the minute you start talking about killing folks because they're #different, you become a #fascist.
Most people who talk #politics on social media seem to believe differently.
Sorry, but the minute you start talking about killing folks because they're #different, you become a #fascist.
I don't really know how to use social media and typing with paws is difficult
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I don't really know how to use social media and typing with paws is difficult
I'm Slava, an urban cross fox.
I've been a furry since 1996.
I'm not an artist.
I've never been much of anyone of note within the furry fandom
I like to commission art of foxes.
I spend a lot of my money & time on fox-themed things.
My life has been dedicated to foxes and dogs for decades.
I've been a furry since 1996.
I'm not an artist.
I've never been much of anyone of note within the furry fandom
I like to commission art of foxes.
I spend a lot of my money & time on fox-themed things.
My life has been dedicated to foxes and dogs for decades.
February 6, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I'm Slava, an urban cross fox.
I've been a furry since 1996.
I'm not an artist.
I've never been much of anyone of note within the furry fandom
I like to commission art of foxes.
I spend a lot of my money & time on fox-themed things.
My life has been dedicated to foxes and dogs for decades.
I've been a furry since 1996.
I'm not an artist.
I've never been much of anyone of note within the furry fandom
I like to commission art of foxes.
I spend a lot of my money & time on fox-themed things.
My life has been dedicated to foxes and dogs for decades.
I work in the government.
The government is stupid.
All government is stupid.
Government should always be small and local enough for a single mother to strangle it with one hand in the scant free time she has.
The government is stupid.
All government is stupid.
Government should always be small and local enough for a single mother to strangle it with one hand in the scant free time she has.
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I work in the government.
The government is stupid.
All government is stupid.
Government should always be small and local enough for a single mother to strangle it with one hand in the scant free time she has.
The government is stupid.
All government is stupid.
Government should always be small and local enough for a single mother to strangle it with one hand in the scant free time she has.
