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Weeping Mew Formlocked untill 1/4/26
Big Squirtle Fan in more ways than 1
I like Pokémon Mystery Dungeon! and I do art, mostly #Pokemon and #TF SFW
Big Squirtle and Delphox fan ngl.
#SquirtleOfTheDay slapcycle.straw.page
Pinned
After being really adamant on how I would never do a formlock... I may have gotten myself into a formlock

A joint one at that! With @cbcool07.bsky.social and @flareonirl.bsky.social

Gonna be stuck as A Weeping Ang-I mean Mew
Counting Ends in 1 week!
Daily Squirtle 320: Steel Type

A boiler lies within its shell. It heats the water within to create steam that it shoots from out its shoulder mounted water gun. The creation of steam also powers itself. When it runs out, it will stop moving until more steam is produced.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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lugia pooltoy tf thing awawa

i wnna be puffy n sqrky and waaa poolt.oy inflatable silly....
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Daily Squirtle 319: Rock Type

Their skin is coated with a layer of cobalt making them very resistance. They are able to break stone with ease. They dig through the ground as if they are swimming in water.

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Squirtle #SquirtleOfTheDay
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Squeak Squeak?!?!

Esto me pasa por ponerme cosas raritas

Squeaaak!
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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"Hey, is everything alright? It sounds like a zoo in there!"

"I'm vi-- I'm fine! Just, saaaaur… really bad allergies!"

I probably should've known that 'anti-allergy' meds would work differently from the normal kind…

( #Octransfur Day 28 - Powder, where I make my allergies *everybody's* problem.)
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Daily Squirtle 318: Ghost Type

When it is unconscious, its body disappears, leaving behind only its cracked shell. Anyone who wears the shell becomes possessed.

Its said that if the wearer still has the shell on when the Squirtle recorporealizes, they become cursed.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Daily Squirtle 317: Ice Type Squirtle

Using their heated claws they carve their first shell out of bergmites. Hunting their first tends to be a rite of passage.

Due to the cold environment they tend to be very sleepy.
Their eyelids are made of a thin ice so they can spot dangers while they sleep.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Filling a squirtle shell with super glue and then putting it on your when you arnt looking
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Daily Squirtle 316: A Fire Type Squirtle

Its shell is made from molten rock with blue flames erupting from inside. The inside of the shell can reach temperatures of well over the melting point of iron.

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Squirtle #SquirtleOfTheDay
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just because I'm stuck as a statue doesn't mean that I can't mess with my other formlockees.

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Furry #FurryArt #TF #TFArt #Transformation #TFEveryDay #StatueTf #Plushie #SlapFormlock
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Daily Squirtle 315: The Squirtle Back Problems are real with this one. You can tell because he stands like the default model.

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Squirtle #SquirtleOfTheDay
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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full-time position...? no, I just wanted the discou—
. . .

#tf #tfeveryday
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Daily Squirtle 314: Hey!! what are you doing up there????

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Squirtle #squirtleOfTheDay
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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for @flareonirl.bsky.social

hi
youre vap tail now
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Daily Squirtle 313: would you believe this happened twice

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonARt #Squirtle #SquirtleOfTheDay
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Now im curious

Would anyone be interested in a cobblemon smp? It doesn't have to br squirtlr only
Ok, hear me out, Cobblestone Smp, but we can only use Squirtles
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
100% Unrelated to my previous post

Has anyone ever played or seen a playthrough of Greg Tech: New Horizons?
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ok, hear me out, Cobblestone Smp, but we can only use Squirtles
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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i like that the premier "live life as a pokemon" sim also forces you to engage with oldschool dungeoncrawler mechanics, it weeds out the noncommited. Oh you want to wag your tail? work for it bitch. learn inventory managment
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Blah blah blah
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Daily Squirtle 312: Oh shoot a shiny!

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Squirtle #SquirtleOfTheDay
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Daily Squirtle 311: Don't start a staring contest that you can't win
(This is what happens to every one that threatens to stare at me)

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Squirtle #SquirtleOfTheDAy #TF #Transformation #Petrification #SlapFormlock
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Daily Squirtle 310: He is still trying to evolve, you evolve through leveling not through- stones...

#Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Squirtle #SquirtleOfTheDay
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Why stop at a town

Squirtle City
Squirtle Continent
Squirtle World

Wait, that last one is already about to be a thing
Contemplating on making a town of just Squirtles a location in my comic
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Contemplating on making a town of just Squirtles a location in my comic
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM