Slade
@sladewolf.bsky.social
Currently riding my motorcycle from California to the bottom of South America, then back to north Colombia 🏍️
I made my own fursuit! :D
I made my own fursuit! :D
More pics of off-roading through the Peruvian Andes!
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 PM
More pics of off-roading through the Peruvian Andes!
"Quit jerking my chain"
Motherfucker, you would be begging me to jerk on your chain at the first opportunity if you thought I might
Motherfucker, you would be begging me to jerk on your chain at the first opportunity if you thought I might
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"Quit jerking my chain"
Motherfucker, you would be begging me to jerk on your chain at the first opportunity if you thought I might
Motherfucker, you would be begging me to jerk on your chain at the first opportunity if you thought I might
I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid and don't like to think
Thoughts are what distract us from the reality of the moment (the reflection in the pond).
They are like ripples on the surface of the water:
They are like ripples on the surface of the water:
December 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid and don't like to think
"I'll save that for Future Me to do"
Thanks a lot Past Me, you've fucked over BOTH of us now!
Thanks a lot Past Me, you've fucked over BOTH of us now!
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"I'll save that for Future Me to do"
Thanks a lot Past Me, you've fucked over BOTH of us now!
Thanks a lot Past Me, you've fucked over BOTH of us now!
Merry Christmas y'all!! I hope Santa gives you all the presents you asked for and you make sloppy mistakes with your in-laws
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Merry Christmas y'all!! I hope Santa gives you all the presents you asked for and you make sloppy mistakes with your in-laws
Every con needs to hire a sacrificial martyr who keeps it extra weird to ward away corporate profiteering from the community.
Bonus points that they make him wear a knockoff Rivalo suit from Temu
Bonus points that they make him wear a knockoff Rivalo suit from Temu
December 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Every con needs to hire a sacrificial martyr who keeps it extra weird to ward away corporate profiteering from the community.
Bonus points that they make him wear a knockoff Rivalo suit from Temu
Bonus points that they make him wear a knockoff Rivalo suit from Temu
I got to fursuit one final time at @frolic.bsky.social last weekend before heading back to South America
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I got to fursuit one final time at @frolic.bsky.social last weekend before heading back to South America
Peruvian highlands, northwest of Cusco
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Peruvian highlands, northwest of Cusco
Pups at karaoke singing Mr Brightside like:
🎶 cumming while in my cage and I've been doing just fine! 🎶
🎶 cumming while in my cage and I've been doing just fine! 🎶
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Pups at karaoke singing Mr Brightside like:
🎶 cumming while in my cage and I've been doing just fine! 🎶
🎶 cumming while in my cage and I've been doing just fine! 🎶
If I didn't know better I'd think a Turkish delight was a type of dessert instead of a sex act
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If I didn't know better I'd think a Turkish delight was a type of dessert instead of a sex act
It'd be pretty funny to build a giant Rube Goldberg machine that takes up an entire room and 6 minutes to run, just to flip the switch of a milking machine bolted to a gamer desk at the end
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It'd be pretty funny to build a giant Rube Goldberg machine that takes up an entire room and 6 minutes to run, just to flip the switch of a milking machine bolted to a gamer desk at the end
*Plays the Fox character in Megabonk*
"Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"
"Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
*Plays the Fox character in Megabonk*
"Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"
"Eyy look at me, I look like I listen to Car Seat Headrest!"
*Epstein files release*
The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"
The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
*Epstein files release*
The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"
The Onion: "Nation shocked by new reports that Epstein was in fact a pedophile!"
I bet it feels so fucking good to chew on wood if you're a beaver
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I bet it feels so fucking good to chew on wood if you're a beaver
When suit makers create a bodysuit, they should stitch together scraps from each fabric type used and give that to you so you can test it with how you're going to clean/dry your suit
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When suit makers create a bodysuit, they should stitch together scraps from each fabric type used and give that to you so you can test it with how you're going to clean/dry your suit
I got to drive Death Road in Bolivia a few days ago!
September 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I got to drive Death Road in Bolivia a few days ago!
German karaoke be like:
🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵
🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵
September 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
German karaoke be like:
🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵
🎵 Zese boots ver made for valking, und zats chust vat zey'll do 🎵
The Uyuni Salt Flats! The largest salt flats in the world, I spent 3 days out on them with the bike
August 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Uyuni Salt Flats! The largest salt flats in the world, I spent 3 days out on them with the bike
Southern Bolivia, around Laguna Colorada. The night we're consistently below freezing
July 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Southern Bolivia, around Laguna Colorada. The night we're consistently below freezing
The northwestern deserts of Argentina, and grilled llama meat.
I'm still on the return heading north, going to enter southern Bolivia in a few days
I'm still on the return heading north, going to enter southern Bolivia in a few days
July 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The northwestern deserts of Argentina, and grilled llama meat.
I'm still on the return heading north, going to enter southern Bolivia in a few days
I'm still on the return heading north, going to enter southern Bolivia in a few days
Currently eating all the free samples of bluechew at Costco
July 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Currently eating all the free samples of bluechew at Costco
I'm crankin it on Wall Street, call me Jerkshire Hathaway
June 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm crankin it on Wall Street, call me Jerkshire Hathaway
You think Sisyphus ever took a gooning break while pushing that damn boulder up the mountain?
May 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You think Sisyphus ever took a gooning break while pushing that damn boulder up the mountain?
Torres del Paine, Chile ⛰️⛰️⛰️
May 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Torres del Paine, Chile ⛰️⛰️⛰️