Dave Hall 🌻
skwashd.wtf
Dave Hall 🌻
@skwashd.wtf
Once won second prize in a beauty contest.
Independent consultant into software engineering leadership, ProactiveOps, serverless, python, DevOps and AWS.

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The last spot Apple showed it was a few blocks from where it was stolen. Never turned on again. The messages always said it was in Barcelona. It was well organised back then. I expect the organised crime gangs have only “improved” since then. Back then the phishing sites were pretty poor quality.
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I put my number & email. Several times a day I’d get a message “Apple has located your phone.” message with a link. They were all short urls linking to phishing sites “Log in with your Apple ID to see the location”. Always a different source phone number. I ended up remote wiping it. Insurance paid
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Not just “now”. This has been happening for over a decade. I was constantly spammed when I had my phone stolen in Barcelona in 2015.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A better plan would be to turn the close the racecourse. Turn it into medium and high density housing development. You could then run a normal train service on the line.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I pay for @cleanshot.bsky.social and use it daily on my Macs.
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Son of a Donkey launched today on Netflix. Some reruns of Skippy and theyre most of the way there. youtube.com/shorts/9wB7e...
Son of a Donkey is out now on Netflix!
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November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Now it’s starting to sound like a flash mob.
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Maybe a ladder over your shoulder?
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
There are times where the court doesn’t need all the details.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Make sure you wear a hi-vis vest and get in using a cherry picker.
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“Powered by Nexus Share” 👀

“Nexus Share” is going on my muted words list.
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My favourite notification from the platform is this one:
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’m moving into another project. Problem solved. I’m back to building with serverless tools.
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I was hating on kube. Bane of my existence atm.
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’d rather use simple CI/CD to deploy serverless stuff. Fewer moving parts to manage.
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
For true 2009 vibes you can’t go past wormly.com. It’s definitely a do one thing and do it ummm decently product. DM me if you want details of client who used it and how.
Wormly: Uptime monitoring leadership for over 15 years
Wormly offers class leading uptime monitoring, website and server monitoring to keep your site online and fast. Remote monitoring alerts you to outages before customers notice, plus Wormly can also mo...
wormly.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Speaking from experience, it is so much more fun to do science experiments in the lounge room.
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM