Sarah Cawkwell
@skullqueen.bsky.social
Writes stuff and things for a game you might have played. Or not, Free-floating agent of chaos. BLM. TLM. She/Her. Views are my own. New Mutants Forever!
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I have a space in the void where I scream out my negativity, taking out of the public eye. Means I can still dump those thoughts but not infect anybody else.
It can be super tough not to engage with the bad stuff, but sometimes it’s important to call out ‘obic behaviour.
It can be super tough not to engage with the bad stuff, but sometimes it’s important to call out ‘obic behaviour.
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I have a space in the void where I scream out my negativity, taking out of the public eye. Means I can still dump those thoughts but not infect anybody else.
It can be super tough not to engage with the bad stuff, but sometimes it’s important to call out ‘obic behaviour.
It can be super tough not to engage with the bad stuff, but sometimes it’s important to call out ‘obic behaviour.
Thank you so much - and the same to you and yours! x
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Thank you so much - and the same to you and yours! x
Say thank you when someone holds a door for you. Hold the door open for someone. Just… don’t be the worst of this country. Be the better part of it.
“How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.”
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
“How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.”
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Say thank you when someone holds a door for you. Hold the door open for someone. Just… don’t be the worst of this country. Be the better part of it.
“How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.”
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
“How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.”
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
I got beyond the first boss into the next area where I was jump-scared into noping out for a bit. :D
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I got beyond the first boss into the next area where I was jump-scared into noping out for a bit. :D
Any sensible person knows that Waitrose is for the wealthy.
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Any sensible person knows that Waitrose is for the wealthy.
The chocolate I believe to be a Christmas pudding but could just as easily be a mildly annoyed comedy animated duck. Despite use of both the word ‘Christmas’ and a Christmas pudding-duck, my veins remain remarkably unfestive.
Christmasosity rating: 1 bah humbug/10
Christmasosity rating: 1 bah humbug/10
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The chocolate I believe to be a Christmas pudding but could just as easily be a mildly annoyed comedy animated duck. Despite use of both the word ‘Christmas’ and a Christmas pudding-duck, my veins remain remarkably unfestive.
Christmasosity rating: 1 bah humbug/10
Christmasosity rating: 1 bah humbug/10
Is she shopping in some sort of exclusive grape emporium, where each grape is individually wrapped in gold filigree before being hand-fed to you by an exquisitely trained chipmunk wearing a tuxedo?
Some people really need to learn the art of validating their claims before making them.
Some people really need to learn the art of validating their claims before making them.
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Is she shopping in some sort of exclusive grape emporium, where each grape is individually wrapped in gold filigree before being hand-fed to you by an exquisitely trained chipmunk wearing a tuxedo?
Some people really need to learn the art of validating their claims before making them.
Some people really need to learn the art of validating their claims before making them.
This example specifically: some YouTube video about the cost of living in the U.K. featured a brief rant from a woman demanding to know why grapes were now £4.50.
I looked on the Tesco online shopping site and 500g of grapes, which seems like plenty of grapes to me, was £1.99.
I looked on the Tesco online shopping site and 500g of grapes, which seems like plenty of grapes to me, was £1.99.
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This example specifically: some YouTube video about the cost of living in the U.K. featured a brief rant from a woman demanding to know why grapes were now £4.50.
I looked on the Tesco online shopping site and 500g of grapes, which seems like plenty of grapes to me, was £1.99.
I looked on the Tesco online shopping site and 500g of grapes, which seems like plenty of grapes to me, was £1.99.
The chocolate is either a snowman or a skeleton in a bobble hat. The jury is unclear, but I’m leaning towards the latter, given the zombie on day one.
It is the Advent Calendar of the Dead.
Christmasosity rating: 4/10.
It is the Advent Calendar of the Dead.
Christmasosity rating: 4/10.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The chocolate is either a snowman or a skeleton in a bobble hat. The jury is unclear, but I’m leaning towards the latter, given the zombie on day one.
It is the Advent Calendar of the Dead.
Christmasosity rating: 4/10.
It is the Advent Calendar of the Dead.
Christmasosity rating: 4/10.
It IS a Cadbury one!
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It IS a Cadbury one!
It is also possibly Santa Claus, but you can never be sure.
He has awarded today’s effort a Chris Muss-osity rating of 7/10. Has the calendar peaked too soon?
He has awarded today’s effort a Chris Muss-osity rating of 7/10. Has the calendar peaked too soon?
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It is also possibly Santa Claus, but you can never be sure.
He has awarded today’s effort a Chris Muss-osity rating of 7/10. Has the calendar peaked too soon?
He has awarded today’s effort a Chris Muss-osity rating of 7/10. Has the calendar peaked too soon?
Kraft Singles. Like the videos of people throwing them at cats.
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Kraft Singles. Like the videos of people throwing them at cats.
This is my life, Vince.
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is my life, Vince.