Sarah Cawkwell
@skullqueen.bsky.social
Writes stuff and things for a game you might have played. Or not, Free-floating agent of chaos. BLM. TLM. She/Her. Views are my own. New Mutants Forever!
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Advent Calendar Day 7. I know, shut up.
Presented without comment, really.
Presented without comment, really.
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Advent Calendar Day 7. I know, shut up.
Presented without comment, really.
Presented without comment, really.
The chocolate I believe to be a Christmas pudding but could just as easily be a mildly annoyed comedy animated duck. Despite use of both the word ‘Christmas’ and a Christmas pudding-duck, my veins remain remarkably unfestive.
Christmasosity rating: 1 bah humbug/10
Christmasosity rating: 1 bah humbug/10
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The chocolate I believe to be a Christmas pudding but could just as easily be a mildly annoyed comedy animated duck. Despite use of both the word ‘Christmas’ and a Christmas pudding-duck, my veins remain remarkably unfestive.
Christmasosity rating: 1 bah humbug/10
Christmasosity rating: 1 bah humbug/10
The chocolate is either a snowman or a skeleton in a bobble hat. The jury is unclear, but I’m leaning towards the latter, given the zombie on day one.
It is the Advent Calendar of the Dead.
Christmasosity rating: 4/10.
It is the Advent Calendar of the Dead.
Christmasosity rating: 4/10.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The chocolate is either a snowman or a skeleton in a bobble hat. The jury is unclear, but I’m leaning towards the latter, given the zombie on day one.
It is the Advent Calendar of the Dead.
Christmasosity rating: 4/10.
It is the Advent Calendar of the Dead.
Christmasosity rating: 4/10.
It is also possibly Santa Claus, but you can never be sure.
He has awarded today’s effort a Chris Muss-osity rating of 7/10. Has the calendar peaked too soon?
He has awarded today’s effort a Chris Muss-osity rating of 7/10. Has the calendar peaked too soon?
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It is also possibly Santa Claus, but you can never be sure.
He has awarded today’s effort a Chris Muss-osity rating of 7/10. Has the calendar peaked too soon?
He has awarded today’s effort a Chris Muss-osity rating of 7/10. Has the calendar peaked too soon?
have made my own Radio Christmas Song Bingo sheet for anybody who partakes.
I refuse to count the Radio 2 mental play ALL OF THEM ON 1st DECEMBER hour as the start point, so this one is deemed to go live at 10am GMT.
I refuse to count the Radio 2 mental play ALL OF THEM ON 1st DECEMBER hour as the start point, so this one is deemed to go live at 10am GMT.
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
have made my own Radio Christmas Song Bingo sheet for anybody who partakes.
I refuse to count the Radio 2 mental play ALL OF THEM ON 1st DECEMBER hour as the start point, so this one is deemed to go live at 10am GMT.
I refuse to count the Radio 2 mental play ALL OF THEM ON 1st DECEMBER hour as the start point, so this one is deemed to go live at 10am GMT.
Or perhaps it’s a crash helmet and it’s a tough gingerbread biker.
Either way, those ginger trousers are skirting on requiring censorship.
Christmasosity rating of Door 1: 3/10
Either way, those ginger trousers are skirting on requiring censorship.
Christmasosity rating of Door 1: 3/10
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Or perhaps it’s a crash helmet and it’s a tough gingerbread biker.
Either way, those ginger trousers are skirting on requiring censorship.
Christmasosity rating of Door 1: 3/10
Either way, those ginger trousers are skirting on requiring censorship.
Christmasosity rating of Door 1: 3/10
I really wanted to write ‘because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom’ under this sign. @nhm-london.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I really wanted to write ‘because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom’ under this sign. @nhm-london.bsky.social
The world is a smorgasbord of factoids.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The world is a smorgasbord of factoids.
Still remains one of my favourite signs.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Still remains one of my favourite signs.
There's close, and then there's Isiah Kiner-Falefa close.
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
There's close, and then there's Isiah Kiner-Falefa close.
In other news, Ernie Clement endlessly giving off over-excited puppy vibes is a mood I am here for.
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
In other news, Ernie Clement endlessly giving off over-excited puppy vibes is a mood I am here for.
Game 6 of the World Series tonight. I’m on tenterhooks waiting to see how Barger’s hair behaves. It may have peaked in Game 5, but I’m willing to take the risk of watching to see.
#letsgobluejays
#letsgobluejays
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Game 6 of the World Series tonight. I’m on tenterhooks waiting to see how Barger’s hair behaves. It may have peaked in Game 5, but I’m willing to take the risk of watching to see.
#letsgobluejays
#letsgobluejays
Trey Yesavage may be the startling success story of the World Series, but what of that unsung MVP?
Yes. Addison Barger’s hair.
Yes. Addison Barger’s hair.
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Trey Yesavage may be the startling success story of the World Series, but what of that unsung MVP?
Yes. Addison Barger’s hair.
Yes. Addison Barger’s hair.
Eighteen innings! Lawks.
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Eighteen innings! Lawks.
*skreeee noises intensify*
It’s arrived!
It’s arrived!
October 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
*skreeee noises intensify*
It’s arrived!
It’s arrived!
Ash, doing their best to look like Batman @warframe.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Ash, doing their best to look like Batman @warframe.com
Receiving author copies of your books is a thing that never gets old.
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Receiving author copies of your books is a thing that never gets old.
I have been reminded of the time this happened out the front at work.
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have been reminded of the time this happened out the front at work.
Happy book release day to me!
October 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Happy book release day to me!
Also, this advert for badges just strolled by on my FB feed and I’ve never felt so called out.
October 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Also, this advert for badges just strolled by on my FB feed and I’ve never felt so called out.
My view from July <3
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My view from July <3
