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At home alone, talking to nobody except for Google, Microsoft, Amazon, the FBI, and China:
"The 60s?! 60s nuts"
Glancing at phone
"I'm so sorry"
"The 60s?! 60s nuts"
Glancing at phone
"I'm so sorry"
when i was twelve years old a girl named Brianne asked me on my webtv if i had a GF. i had only been playing final fantasy eight for a month but proudly replied that i had indeed collected every GF.
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
when i was twelve years old a girl named Brianne asked me on my webtv if i had a GF. i had only been playing final fantasy eight for a month but proudly replied that i had indeed collected every GF.
hello, this is the last political social media post I am allowed to make so;
trans rights now/
women deserve the right to vote/
interracial couples are beautiful/
short form discourse will always be reactionary in nature;
musk didn't ruin twitter, he was honest about what it is for
trans rights now/
women deserve the right to vote/
interracial couples are beautiful/
short form discourse will always be reactionary in nature;
musk didn't ruin twitter, he was honest about what it is for
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
hello, this is the last political social media post I am allowed to make so;
trans rights now/
women deserve the right to vote/
interracial couples are beautiful/
short form discourse will always be reactionary in nature;
musk didn't ruin twitter, he was honest about what it is for
trans rights now/
women deserve the right to vote/
interracial couples are beautiful/
short form discourse will always be reactionary in nature;
musk didn't ruin twitter, he was honest about what it is for
why change notepad?
no updates was the reason to use it over notepad++
now i need notepad--
no updates was the reason to use it over notepad++
now i need notepad--
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
why change notepad?
no updates was the reason to use it over notepad++
now i need notepad--
no updates was the reason to use it over notepad++
now i need notepad--
first dash of the night
only took fifteen minutes of yelling "please" at the app but i wasn't penalized thank u god
only took fifteen minutes of yelling "please" at the app but i wasn't penalized thank u god
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
first dash of the night
only took fifteen minutes of yelling "please" at the app but i wasn't penalized thank u god
only took fifteen minutes of yelling "please" at the app but i wasn't penalized thank u god
At home alone, talking to nobody except for Google, Microsoft, Amazon, the FBI, and China:
"The 60s?! 60s nuts"
Glancing at phone
"I'm so sorry"
"The 60s?! 60s nuts"
Glancing at phone
"I'm so sorry"
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
At home alone, talking to nobody except for Google, Microsoft, Amazon, the FBI, and China:
"The 60s?! 60s nuts"
Glancing at phone
"I'm so sorry"
"The 60s?! 60s nuts"
Glancing at phone
"I'm so sorry"
after thoroughly losing my mind and grasping for sanity, i have concluded that the correct answer is to talk to the coworker. A middle manager with an ounce of self respect doesn't want you to do their job for them, they want you to do your job and hold your team accountable.
This is the correct answer, right? I'm honestly starting to gaslight myself. This is what is important to HR people right? The difference between those who get to work in retail and the homeless is snitching on poor people, right? That's the morally correct stance? Like Jesus would do? I'm losing it
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
after thoroughly losing my mind and grasping for sanity, i have concluded that the correct answer is to talk to the coworker. A middle manager with an ounce of self respect doesn't want you to do their job for them, they want you to do your job and hold your team accountable.
This is the correct answer, right? I'm honestly starting to gaslight myself. This is what is important to HR people right? The difference between those who get to work in retail and the homeless is snitching on poor people, right? That's the morally correct stance? Like Jesus would do? I'm losing it
October 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is the correct answer, right? I'm honestly starting to gaslight myself. This is what is important to HR people right? The difference between those who get to work in retail and the homeless is snitching on poor people, right? That's the morally correct stance? Like Jesus would do? I'm losing it
finished the first module for EMT. next is basic anatomy. reminded me of taking anatomy in uni. failed the first time because i overslept the final. aced it the second time but it was too late. gpa too low for premed. cut up two cats just to swap to a useless computer science degree. skip college.
October 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
finished the first module for EMT. next is basic anatomy. reminded me of taking anatomy in uni. failed the first time because i overslept the final. aced it the second time but it was too late. gpa too low for premed. cut up two cats just to swap to a useless computer science degree. skip college.
On a date with a hiring manager.
Them: Just so you know, I only do missionary.
Me: Oh! Yep okay that sounds great to me.
Them: So what's your ideal position?
Me: Me? I have a lot of interests including...
*staring*
Me: Oh. right. It's missionary.
Them: That's right! It is.
Them: Just so you know, I only do missionary.
Me: Oh! Yep okay that sounds great to me.
Them: So what's your ideal position?
Me: Me? I have a lot of interests including...
*staring*
Me: Oh. right. It's missionary.
Them: That's right! It is.
October 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
On a date with a hiring manager.
Them: Just so you know, I only do missionary.
Me: Oh! Yep okay that sounds great to me.
Them: So what's your ideal position?
Me: Me? I have a lot of interests including...
*staring*
Me: Oh. right. It's missionary.
Them: That's right! It is.
Them: Just so you know, I only do missionary.
Me: Oh! Yep okay that sounds great to me.
Them: So what's your ideal position?
Me: Me? I have a lot of interests including...
*staring*
Me: Oh. right. It's missionary.
Them: That's right! It is.
Anything is a bathroom if you believe in yourself
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Anything is a bathroom if you believe in yourself
Liberals only care about their identities and their feelings. As a conservative straight white father, this makes me so mad.
October 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Liberals only care about their identities and their feelings. As a conservative straight white father, this makes me so mad.
seriously? fuck off and go fix your spacebar. One year of what? Oh! An HR manager's best friend's cousin picked up a year of 'programs coordination experience' junior year of high school? Of fucking course they did.
October 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
seriously? fuck off and go fix your spacebar. One year of what? Oh! An HR manager's best friend's cousin picked up a year of 'programs coordination experience' junior year of high school? Of fucking course they did.
I hope you reconsider saying "hopefully" at the start of sentences
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I hope you reconsider saying "hopefully" at the start of sentences
U ever notice how folk will say "nobody wants to see that" to mean "I'm afraid to see that?"
October 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
U ever notice how folk will say "nobody wants to see that" to mean "I'm afraid to see that?"
JWST has the same number of syllables as the thing it is an acronym for
October 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
JWST has the same number of syllables as the thing it is an acronym for
Tiny bastard cut me three times before I found it
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Tiny bastard cut me three times before I found it
This sentence in pcgamer which is itself a quote from some other source about poe2 bothers me extra:
Generating maps will also now "always guarantee at least one to three extra random features" such as...
"At least" obscures the meaning by making it sound like there can be more than three extras.
Generating maps will also now "always guarantee at least one to three extra random features" such as...
"At least" obscures the meaning by making it sound like there can be more than three extras.
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This sentence in pcgamer which is itself a quote from some other source about poe2 bothers me extra:
Generating maps will also now "always guarantee at least one to three extra random features" such as...
"At least" obscures the meaning by making it sound like there can be more than three extras.
Generating maps will also now "always guarantee at least one to three extra random features" such as...
"At least" obscures the meaning by making it sound like there can be more than three extras.
Reposted by skip
If I could time travel I would show this to NASA engineers before they invent the Internet
September 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If I could time travel I would show this to NASA engineers before they invent the Internet
