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[Discoverwildlife.com]Puma DNA gathered from deep in Guatemalan rainforest. Analysis reveals the cats are eating something unexpected - BBC Wildlife Magazine Researchers also gathered DNA from jaguars, ocelots and margays, discovering the measures these wild cats go to in order to live side by side.
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
[Discoverwildlife.com]Puma DNA gathered from deep in Guatemalan rainforest. Analysis reveals the cats are eating something unexpected - BBC Wildlife Magazine Researchers also gathered DNA from jaguars, ocelots and margays, discovering the measures these wild cats go to in order to live side by side.
[Entertainment Weekly]Scarlett Johansson eyes move to DC Universe with The Batman Part II role opposite Robert Pattinson - Entertainment Weekly Marvel's Black Widow, Scarlett Johansson, is reportedly in talks to switch over to DC Universe for a role in director Matt Reeves' 'The Batman Part II'...
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
[Entertainment Weekly]Scarlett Johansson eyes move to DC Universe with The Batman Part II role opposite Robert Pattinson - Entertainment Weekly Marvel's Black Widow, Scarlett Johansson, is reportedly in talks to switch over to DC Universe for a role in director Matt Reeves' 'The Batman Part II'...
[Gizmodo.com]Germaphobes, Rejoice! Airplane and Hospital Air Is Actually Pretty Clean, Study Claims - Gizmodo Researchers used face masks and an airplane air filter to find out what microbes are floating around.
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[Gizmodo.com]Germaphobes, Rejoice! Airplane and Hospital Air Is Actually Pretty Clean, Study Claims - Gizmodo Researchers used face masks and an airplane air filter to find out what microbes are floating around.
[The Wall Street Journal]Exclusive | PepsiCo Nears Settlement With Activist Investor Elliott - The Wall Street Journal An announcement from the two could come soon
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
[The Wall Street Journal]Exclusive | PepsiCo Nears Settlement With Activist Investor Elliott - The Wall Street Journal An announcement from the two could come soon
[TribLIVE]Mark Madden: It's time to admit the unpleasant truth about Mike Tomlin's Steelers tenure - TribLIVE.com The Steelers are bad. Prehistoric offense. Rotten defense that costs $163 million. Old and getting older. Stars fading fast. Awful decisions piling up. It’s time to form a...
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
[TribLIVE]Mark Madden: It's time to admit the unpleasant truth about Mike Tomlin's Steelers tenure - TribLIVE.com The Steelers are bad. Prehistoric offense. Rotten defense that costs $163 million. Old and getting older. Stars fading fast. Awful decisions piling up. It’s time to form a...
[Nature.com]Gut microbiome-mediated transformation of dietary phytonutrients is associated with health outcomes - Nature Systematic analysis and machine learning coupled with in vitro and in vivo validation link gut microbiome-mediated transformation of dietary phytonutrients to health outcomes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
[Nature.com]Gut microbiome-mediated transformation of dietary phytonutrients is associated with health outcomes - Nature Systematic analysis and machine learning coupled with in vitro and in vivo validation link gut microbiome-mediated transformation of dietary phytonutrients to health outcomes.
[Rolling Stone]The 100 Best Songs of 2025 - Rolling Stone We rank the best songs of 2025 with Lady Gaga, Bad Bunny, Sabrina Carpenter, and more
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
[Rolling Stone]The 100 Best Songs of 2025 - Rolling Stone We rank the best songs of 2025 with Lady Gaga, Bad Bunny, Sabrina Carpenter, and more
[Vulture]Love Is Blind’s Alexa and Brennon Are Getting Divorced - Vulture Alexa and Brennon from ‘Love Is Blind’ season three have split up. Now, no couples from the third season of Netflix’s marquee dating show are still together.
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
[Vulture]Love Is Blind’s Alexa and Brennon Are Getting Divorced - Vulture Alexa and Brennon from ‘Love Is Blind’ season three have split up. Now, no couples from the third season of Netflix’s marquee dating show are still together.
[NBCSports.com]Ravens, Mark Andrews agree to three-year contract extension - NBC Sports Andrews and the Ravens have agreed to a three-year, $39.3 million extension with $26 million guaranteed.
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
[NBCSports.com]Ravens, Mark Andrews agree to three-year contract extension - NBC Sports Andrews and the Ravens have agreed to a three-year, $39.3 million extension with $26 million guaranteed.
[AL.com]Country music star’s ex-wife dead at 45, announces her own death: ‘I am not gone… I’m Home’ - AL.com A statement was released on social media.
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
[AL.com]Country music star’s ex-wife dead at 45, announces her own death: ‘I am not gone… I’m Home’ - AL.com A statement was released on social media.
[NBCSports.com]Darius Slay will take some time to decide whether he’ll keep playing - NBC Sports The Bills claimed cornerback Darius Slay on waivers.
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[NBCSports.com]Darius Slay will take some time to decide whether he’ll keep playing - NBC Sports The Bills claimed cornerback Darius Slay on waivers.
[NBCSports.com]Ravens, Mark Andrews agree to three-year contract extension - NBC Sports Andrews and the Ravens have agreed to a three-year, $39.3 million extension with $26 million guaranteed.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
[NBCSports.com]Ravens, Mark Andrews agree to three-year contract extension - NBC Sports Andrews and the Ravens have agreed to a three-year, $39.3 million extension with $26 million guaranteed.
[NPR]U.S. health care is broken. Here are 3 ways it's getting worse - NPR One year after UnitedHealthcare's CEO was shot and killed, the crisis in U.S. health care is intensifying — even for the companies and investors who make money from it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[NPR]U.S. health care is broken. Here are 3 ways it's getting worse - NPR One year after UnitedHealthcare's CEO was shot and killed, the crisis in U.S. health care is intensifying — even for the companies and investors who make money from it.
[Nature.com]Gut microbiome-mediated transformation of dietary phytonutrients is associated with health outcomes - Nature Systematic analysis and machine learning coupled with in vitro and in vivo validation link gut microbiome-mediated transformation of dietary phytonutrients to health outcomes.
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
[Nature.com]Gut microbiome-mediated transformation of dietary phytonutrients is associated with health outcomes - Nature Systematic analysis and machine learning coupled with in vitro and in vivo validation link gut microbiome-mediated transformation of dietary phytonutrients to health outcomes.
[Hollywood Reporter]Paramount Calls Warner Bros. Sales Process "Unfair" In Blistering Letter - The Hollywood Reporter The David Ellison-led studio questions whether the bidding has been "tilted" and suggests Netflix has been receiving more favorable treatment so far in the auction.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
[Hollywood Reporter]Paramount Calls Warner Bros. Sales Process "Unfair" In Blistering Letter - The Hollywood Reporter The David Ellison-led studio questions whether the bidding has been "tilted" and suggests Netflix has been receiving more favorable treatment so far in the auction.
[The Verge]Apple removed a Night mode photo feature from the iPhone 17 Pro - The Verge iPhone 17 Pro users have fewer ways to take photographs in low-light conditions compared to those using older iPhone models.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
[The Verge]Apple removed a Night mode photo feature from the iPhone 17 Pro - The Verge iPhone 17 Pro users have fewer ways to take photographs in low-light conditions compared to those using older iPhone models.
[Live Science]Law of 'maximal randomness' explains how broken objects shatter in the most annoying way possible - Live Science A new mathematical equation describes the distribution of different fragment sizes when an object breaks. Remarkably, the distribution is the same for everything from...
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[Live Science]Law of 'maximal randomness' explains how broken objects shatter in the most annoying way possible - Live Science A new mathematical equation describes the distribution of different fragment sizes when an object breaks. Remarkably, the distribution is the same for everything from...
[MarketWatch]Strategist who nailed stocks, bonds and oil this year warns of ‘optimism shakeout’ in early 2026 - MarketWatch Warren Pies says ultimately market will broaden out with AI adoption
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
[MarketWatch]Strategist who nailed stocks, bonds and oil this year warns of ‘optimism shakeout’ in early 2026 - MarketWatch Warren Pies says ultimately market will broaden out with AI adoption
[CNN]Pantone names its Color of the Year for 2026 - CNN Capturing the cultural zeitgeist and trends for the year ahead is a tricky business. But every year, the Pantone Color Institute chooses a color to do precisely that. And it has settled on a shade of white, “Cloud Dancer,” as its Color of...
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
[CNN]Pantone names its Color of the Year for 2026 - CNN Capturing the cultural zeitgeist and trends for the year ahead is a tricky business. But every year, the Pantone Color Institute chooses a color to do precisely that. And it has settled on a shade of white, “Cloud Dancer,” as its Color of...
[Noozhawk]Vandenberg’s Next Mission: SpaceX Rocket Launch on Thursday - Noozhawk What: Falcon 9 rocket launch at Vandenberg Space Force Base in Santa Barbara County. When: Between 10:12 a.m. and 2:12 p.m. Thursday, according to SpaceX.
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
[Noozhawk]Vandenberg’s Next Mission: SpaceX Rocket Launch on Thursday - Noozhawk What: Falcon 9 rocket launch at Vandenberg Space Force Base in Santa Barbara County. When: Between 10:12 a.m. and 2:12 p.m. Thursday, according to SpaceX.
[Forbes]CISA Warns Samsung And Pixel Users—Update Or Stop Using Your Phone - Forbes Federal staff ordered to update or stop using phones — all other users should also comply.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
[Forbes]CISA Warns Samsung And Pixel Users—Update Or Stop Using Your Phone - Forbes Federal staff ordered to update or stop using phones — all other users should also comply.
[Indiandefencereview.com]NASA Captures a Strange Formation in the Sahara— and It’s Older Than Dinosaurs - Indian Defence Review A new NASA Earth Observatory image reveals three ancient black mesas in Mauritania, remnants of the Paleozoic Era.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
[Indiandefencereview.com]NASA Captures a Strange Formation in the Sahara— and It’s Older Than Dinosaurs - Indian Defence Review A new NASA Earth Observatory image reveals three ancient black mesas in Mauritania, remnants of the Paleozoic Era.
[Android Police]How to change your Google Pixel 10's lock screen widgets - Android Police It's not as simple as it should be
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
[Android Police]How to change your Google Pixel 10's lock screen widgets - Android Police It's not as simple as it should be
[Collider.com]Taylor Sheridan’s ‘Yellowstone’ Has Found a Worthy Rival in Netflix’s Newest Western Drama - Collider The Abandons is Netflix's answer to Taylor Sheridan's Western goliath, Yellowstone, with its raw power struggles and antiheroic characters.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
[Collider.com]Taylor Sheridan’s ‘Yellowstone’ Has Found a Worthy Rival in Netflix’s Newest Western Drama - Collider The Abandons is Netflix's answer to Taylor Sheridan's Western goliath, Yellowstone, with its raw power struggles and antiheroic characters.
[Vox]People taking Ozempic are losing muscle mass — and it’s freaking them out - vox.com The GLP-1 drugs — Zepbound, Wegovy, Mounjaro, Ozempic. — can lead to people feeling weaker and having less energy. But a protein-rich healthy diet and weight training can help.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
[Vox]People taking Ozempic are losing muscle mass — and it’s freaking them out - vox.com The GLP-1 drugs — Zepbound, Wegovy, Mounjaro, Ozempic. — can lead to people feeling weaker and having less energy. But a protein-rich healthy diet and weight training can help.