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[TVInsider]5 Most Disturbing Revelations from Netflix’s Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Docuseries - TV Insider The docuseries explores the mogul’s rise, power, and horrific scandals.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
[TVInsider]5 Most Disturbing Revelations from Netflix’s Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Docuseries - TV Insider The docuseries explores the mogul’s rise, power, and horrific scandals.
[Hollywood Reporter]Gwyneth Paltrow on Kissing Chalamet, Fighting Harvey and Learning to “Not Give a F***“ - The Hollywood Reporter The 'Marty Supreme' star opens up about her Hollywood reemergence, the future of Goop and embracing her “dark shadow energy.”
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
[Hollywood Reporter]Gwyneth Paltrow on Kissing Chalamet, Fighting Harvey and Learning to “Not Give a F***“ - The Hollywood Reporter The 'Marty Supreme' star opens up about her Hollywood reemergence, the future of Goop and embracing her “dark shadow energy.”
[The Washington Post]Column | This can’t be the future Meghan Markle envisioned - The Washington Post The Duchess of Sussex’s Christmas special features cheese puffs, wreath-making and celebrity guests. But columnist Monica Hesse keeps thinking about Wallis Simpson.
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
[The Washington Post]Column | This can’t be the future Meghan Markle envisioned - The Washington Post The Duchess of Sussex’s Christmas special features cheese puffs, wreath-making and celebrity guests. But columnist Monica Hesse keeps thinking about Wallis Simpson.
[TechCrunch]All the biggest news from AWS’ big tech show re:Invent 2025 - TechCrunch Amazon Web Services' giant tech conference re:Invent 2025 is happening this week with news ranging from chips to AI services.
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
[TechCrunch]All the biggest news from AWS’ big tech show re:Invent 2025 - TechCrunch Amazon Web Services' giant tech conference re:Invent 2025 is happening this week with news ranging from chips to AI services.
[Bloomberg]Japanese Stocks Rally, Bond Sale Sees Solid Demand: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg.com Stocks in Europe and Asia set the pace on Thursday, while US futures held gains as traders bet that Federal Reserve rate cuts will help drive a global rally into year-end.
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
[Bloomberg]Japanese Stocks Rally, Bond Sale Sees Solid Demand: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg.com Stocks in Europe and Asia set the pace on Thursday, while US futures held gains as traders bet that Federal Reserve rate cuts will help drive a global rally into year-end.
[NBCSports.com]Arne Slot reaction — Liverpool boss speaks after laborious draw vs Sunderland - NBC Sports Liverpool manager Arne Slot watched his team fail to assert themselves against a newly-promoted visitor, then saw it go from bad to worse at Anfield.
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
[NBCSports.com]Arne Slot reaction — Liverpool boss speaks after laborious draw vs Sunderland - NBC Sports Liverpool manager Arne Slot watched his team fail to assert themselves against a newly-promoted visitor, then saw it go from bad to worse at Anfield.
[Entertainment Weekly]Amy Schumer explains her 50-pound weight loss: 'Not to look hot...I did it to survive' - Entertainment Weekly Amy Schumer is setting the record straight that her recent 50-pound weight loss was not the result of an effort 'to look hot,' but something she did 'to survive'...
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
[Entertainment Weekly]Amy Schumer explains her 50-pound weight loss: 'Not to look hot...I did it to survive' - Entertainment Weekly Amy Schumer is setting the record straight that her recent 50-pound weight loss was not the result of an effort 'to look hot,' but something she did 'to survive'...
[Investor's Business Daily]Salesforce Beats, Raises Outlook — With Informatica Deal Adding Boost - Investor's Business Daily Salesforce stock climbed amid Q3 earnings that topped estimates while sales guidance came in above views including Informatica.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
[Investor's Business Daily]Salesforce Beats, Raises Outlook — With Informatica Deal Adding Boost - Investor's Business Daily Salesforce stock climbed amid Q3 earnings that topped estimates while sales guidance came in above views including Informatica.
[ScienceAlert]Scientists Discover a Way to 'Recharge' Aging Human Cells - ScienceAlert New research shows how human cells can be effectively 'recharged' by replacing their internal batteries – microscopic power stations called mitochondria – and the discovery could have wide-ranging benefits...
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
[ScienceAlert]Scientists Discover a Way to 'Recharge' Aging Human Cells - ScienceAlert New research shows how human cells can be effectively 'recharged' by replacing their internal batteries – microscopic power stations called mitochondria – and the discovery could have wide-ranging benefits...
[The Washington Post]Trump announces plans to weaken fuel efficiency rules for cars and trucks - The Washington Post Executives from Ford, GM and Stellantis joined the president as he announced plans to roll back rules pushing automakers to sell more electric cars.
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
[The Washington Post]Trump announces plans to weaken fuel efficiency rules for cars and trucks - The Washington Post Executives from Ford, GM and Stellantis joined the president as he announced plans to roll back rules pushing automakers to sell more electric cars.
[KOLR - OzarksFirst.com]Southwest Missouri and the epidemic that no one saw coming - Yahoo SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Most people don’t know that a Missouri boy died of what is now believed to have been AIDS more than a decade before the virus was...
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
[KOLR - OzarksFirst.com]Southwest Missouri and the epidemic that no one saw coming - Yahoo SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Most people don’t know that a Missouri boy died of what is now believed to have been AIDS more than a decade before the virus was...
[Investor's Business Daily]Stock Market Today: Dow Jumps On Jobs Report Jolt; AI Chip Stock Soars (Live Coverage) - Investor's Business Daily Stock Market Today: The Dow Jones index turns higher Wednesday, with investors setting aside jobs data. Microsoft stock sells off on AI news.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
[Investor's Business Daily]Stock Market Today: Dow Jumps On Jobs Report Jolt; AI Chip Stock Soars (Live Coverage) - Investor's Business Daily Stock Market Today: The Dow Jones index turns higher Wednesday, with investors setting aside jobs data. Microsoft stock sells off on AI news.
[TVInsider]5 Most Disturbing Revelations from Netflix’s Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Docuseries - TV Insider The docuseries explores the mogul’s rise, power, and horrific scandals.
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
[TVInsider]5 Most Disturbing Revelations from Netflix’s Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Docuseries - TV Insider The docuseries explores the mogul’s rise, power, and horrific scandals.
[The Washington Post]Column | This can’t be the future Meghan Markle envisioned - The Washington Post The Duchess of Sussex’s Christmas special features cheese puffs, wreath-making and celebrity guests. But columnist Monica Hesse keeps thinking about Wallis Simpson.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
[The Washington Post]Column | This can’t be the future Meghan Markle envisioned - The Washington Post The Duchess of Sussex’s Christmas special features cheese puffs, wreath-making and celebrity guests. But columnist Monica Hesse keeps thinking about Wallis Simpson.
[9to5google.com]This is how Google Fi’s new Web Calls and RCS system works, rolling out now - 9to5Google Google is introducing a new Fi Wireless “webcalls” page, while RCS is now handled by Google Messages on the web.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
[9to5google.com]This is how Google Fi’s new Web Calls and RCS system works, rolling out now - 9to5Google Google is introducing a new Fi Wireless “webcalls” page, while RCS is now handled by Google Messages on the web.
[NBCSports.com]Enzo Maresca reaction — Chelsea boss speaks after mistake-riddled loss at Leeds - NBC Sports Chelsea struggled mightily over 90 minutes at Elland Road, falling to Leeds United in a sloppy, mistake-riddled affair against their newly-promoted hosts.
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
[NBCSports.com]Enzo Maresca reaction — Chelsea boss speaks after mistake-riddled loss at Leeds - NBC Sports Chelsea struggled mightily over 90 minutes at Elland Road, falling to Leeds United in a sloppy, mistake-riddled affair against their newly-promoted hosts.
[WFTV Orlando]14 confirmed cases of Legionnaire’s disease in Central Florida from ‘gym exposure’ - WFTV Florida health officials have confirmed 14 cases of Legionnaire’s disease in Central Florida, all linked to gym exposure.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
[WFTV Orlando]14 confirmed cases of Legionnaire’s disease in Central Florida from ‘gym exposure’ - WFTV Florida health officials have confirmed 14 cases of Legionnaire’s disease in Central Florida, all linked to gym exposure.
[Al Jazeera English]Donald Trump’s attendance at FIFA World Cup 2026 draw confirmed - Al Jazeera US President Donald Trump will play a key part in one of the highest-profile World Cup draws in FIFA history.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
[Al Jazeera English]Donald Trump’s attendance at FIFA World Cup 2026 draw confirmed - Al Jazeera US President Donald Trump will play a key part in one of the highest-profile World Cup draws in FIFA history.
[Eurogamer.net]Senior Baldur's Gate 3 developer rolls dice and joins The Witcher 4 studio CD Projekt Red - Eurogamer A senior developer who worked on Larian's much loved and critically acclaimed Baldur's Gate 3 has moved studios, and is now working with Witcher 4's CDPR.
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
[Eurogamer.net]Senior Baldur's Gate 3 developer rolls dice and joins The Witcher 4 studio CD Projekt Red - Eurogamer A senior developer who worked on Larian's much loved and critically acclaimed Baldur's Gate 3 has moved studios, and is now working with Witcher 4's CDPR.
[NBCSports.com]Mike Evans, Jalen McMillan set to return to Bucs practice - NBC Sports The Bucs offense could get some reinforcement for the stretch run.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[NBCSports.com]Mike Evans, Jalen McMillan set to return to Bucs practice - NBC Sports The Bucs offense could get some reinforcement for the stretch run.
[DogTime]Owner Teaches Golden Retriever How to Give Hugs & Now, He Can’t Stop - Yahoo Hugs are great at any time, but puppy hugs just hit different. And when you have a serial hugger in the form of a Golden Retriever, you’re basically living...
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
[DogTime]Owner Teaches Golden Retriever How to Give Hugs & Now, He Can’t Stop - Yahoo Hugs are great at any time, but puppy hugs just hit different. And when you have a serial hugger in the form of a Golden Retriever, you’re basically living...
[Forbes]CISA Warns Samsung And Pixel Users—Update Or Stop Using Your Phone - Forbes Federal staff ordered to update or stop using phones — all other users should also comply.
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
[Forbes]CISA Warns Samsung And Pixel Users—Update Or Stop Using Your Phone - Forbes Federal staff ordered to update or stop using phones — all other users should also comply.
[SciTechDaily]Scientists Spot Hidden Water Ice on Mars: A Game-Changer for Human Missions - SciTechDaily Near-surface water ice could supply essential resources for future human exploration on the Red Planet. Before sending people on the long trip to another world, mission planners must determine...
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
[SciTechDaily]Scientists Spot Hidden Water Ice on Mars: A Game-Changer for Human Missions - SciTechDaily Near-surface water ice could supply essential resources for future human exploration on the Red Planet. Before sending people on the long trip to another world, mission planners must determine...
[Ars Technica]Samsung reveals Galaxy Z TriFold with 10-inch foldable screen, astronomical price - Ars Technica Samsung’s long-awaited tri-fold phone is launching in Korea this month, with a US launch early next year.
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
[Ars Technica]Samsung reveals Galaxy Z TriFold with 10-inch foldable screen, astronomical price - Ars Technica Samsung’s long-awaited tri-fold phone is launching in Korea this month, with a US launch early next year.
[Variety]Spotify Unveils Top 50 Podcasts of 2025, Led by Joe Rogan, Theo Von, Mel Robbins - Variety Spotify, as part of Spotify Wrapped, released the top 50 podcasts of 2025 -- with Joe Rogan coming in at No. 1 for the fifth straight year.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
[Variety]Spotify Unveils Top 50 Podcasts of 2025, Led by Joe Rogan, Theo Von, Mel Robbins - Variety Spotify, as part of Spotify Wrapped, released the top 50 podcasts of 2025 -- with Joe Rogan coming in at No. 1 for the fifth straight year.