Skelty
@skeltzer.bsky.social
still not expecting that email. the bill berry to your michael stipe. just trying to do my own brand of sumo. Mostly food. Blue Jays forever.
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Also, you don’t need to share gore! You don’t need to watch gore! Bearing witness means bearing witness to INFORMATION not trauma porn! You do not need to traumatize yourself and send yourself into a panic spiral! You need to get organized and focused!
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Also, you don’t need to share gore! You don’t need to watch gore! Bearing witness means bearing witness to INFORMATION not trauma porn! You do not need to traumatize yourself and send yourself into a panic spiral! You need to get organized and focused!
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
Everything is a discord server now!
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Everything is a discord server now!
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Cow Tools!
We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them
It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS
Here I describe our study
(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them
It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS
Here I describe our study
(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Cow Tools!
We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them
It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS
Here I describe our study
(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
We have lived alongside cows for nearly 10,000 years.
We breed them and exploit them
It is now, only now, that we have discovered THEY CAN USE TOOLS
Here I describe our study
(paper) www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti... in @currentbiology.bsky.social
with @auersperga.bsky.social
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That is som “The Pope is from Chicago” shit.
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
That is som “The Pope is from Chicago” shit.
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As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
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My friends local to Minnesota, whom I trust a great deal, would like to share the following resources that could use support.
PowWowGrounds - Native American Coffee Shop doing direct food and supply aid to their communities-
Venmo @powwowgrounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
PowWowGrounds - Native American Coffee Shop doing direct food and supply aid to their communities-
Venmo @powwowgrounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
Pow Wow Grounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My friends local to Minnesota, whom I trust a great deal, would like to share the following resources that could use support.
PowWowGrounds - Native American Coffee Shop doing direct food and supply aid to their communities-
Venmo @powwowgrounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
PowWowGrounds - Native American Coffee Shop doing direct food and supply aid to their communities-
Venmo @powwowgrounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
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in case it's stuck in your head, too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XARq...
Welcome To The Occupation
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
in case it's stuck in your head, too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XARq...
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Always a good idea to turn off auto-play videos; choose what you see and what you don't.
if you do not want to watch the video, go to settings > content and media and uncheck the "autoplay videos and gifs" box right now
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Always a good idea to turn off auto-play videos; choose what you see and what you don't.
Was told i looked much lovelier in person than in my wedding photos, in which i looked "so matronly".
This person also later caused a severe flood in a family member's house and then eventually disappeared.
This person also later caused a severe flood in a family member's house and then eventually disappeared.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Was told i looked much lovelier in person than in my wedding photos, in which i looked "so matronly".
This person also later caused a severe flood in a family member's house and then eventually disappeared.
This person also later caused a severe flood in a family member's house and then eventually disappeared.
I'm keeping two i didn't get enough of this year - learn to make baguettes and eat fun pasta shapes.
okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm keeping two i didn't get enough of this year - learn to make baguettes and eat fun pasta shapes.
Saving this for next year's standards lecture 🤣
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December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Saving this for next year's standards lecture 🤣
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In the New Year, I will need someone who is skilled at making an artful map for a project that I am working on. If this is you, please reach out in January - [email protected]
I need a visual representation of the circulation of a historical pamphlet.
I need a visual representation of the circulation of a historical pamphlet.
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
In the New Year, I will need someone who is skilled at making an artful map for a project that I am working on. If this is you, please reach out in January - [email protected]
I need a visual representation of the circulation of a historical pamphlet.
I need a visual representation of the circulation of a historical pamphlet.
There was also that time Bob Dole tripped over my dad but that's less minor.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
There was also that time Bob Dole tripped over my dad but that's less minor.
Passed by former Nationals pitcher Sean Doolittle and his wife Eireann at the train station. They were all decked out in Nats gear and that clued me in.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Passed by former Nationals pitcher Sean Doolittle and his wife Eireann at the train station. They were all decked out in Nats gear and that clued me in.
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If you’re looking to ground yourself in a topic with fact-based research, librarians are still your best friends.
“There’s information,” the librarian said to me, “and then there’s the right information.”
nautil.us/viva-la-libr...
#libraries #skybrarians #publibs
“There’s information,” the librarian said to me, “and then there’s the right information.”
nautil.us/viva-la-libr...
#libraries #skybrarians #publibs
Viva la Library!
Rebel against The Algorithm. Get a library card.
nautil.us
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you’re looking to ground yourself in a topic with fact-based research, librarians are still your best friends.
“There’s information,” the librarian said to me, “and then there’s the right information.”
nautil.us/viva-la-libr...
#libraries #skybrarians #publibs
“There’s information,” the librarian said to me, “and then there’s the right information.”
nautil.us/viva-la-libr...
#libraries #skybrarians #publibs
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In 2026, I hope that everyone will take opportunities to be with others however you can (in person or virtual). It offers energy and strength for what will be a rough year ahead.
December 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
In 2026, I hope that everyone will take opportunities to be with others however you can (in person or virtual). It offers energy and strength for what will be a rough year ahead.
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The Cleveland Browns Upset The Pittsburgh Steelers! Baltimore Rejoices!!
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Cleveland Browns Upset The Pittsburgh Steelers! Baltimore Rejoices!!
Thank you Cleveland 💜🖤
December 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Thank you Cleveland 💜🖤
My probably unpopular hot take is that the star spangled banner shouldn't be sung by soloists because you really need the harmonies to make it, well, sing.
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My probably unpopular hot take is that the star spangled banner shouldn't be sung by soloists because you really need the harmonies to make it, well, sing.
Wishing everyone peace today (and a nice drink if you want it).
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Wishing everyone peace today (and a nice drink if you want it).
🎶 oooooh i want crabs for Christmas 🎶
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
🎶 oooooh i want crabs for Christmas 🎶
Winter break from school means no class for over a month and now i get to read things I want to read which happens to be about logistics?
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Winter break from school means no class for over a month and now i get to read things I want to read which happens to be about logistics?