kelli 🍜
skelliton.bsky.social
kelli 🍜
@skelliton.bsky.social
runner. hiker. millennial. 🔞
I bought a loaf of bread today and forgot to child lock the pantry so he ate it
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Why is this season of Mormon Wives not fun
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Can someone explain to me Wicked? Like the broadway show is so vastly different than the bummer slog of the book

I know the lore the writer just heard the idea & took notes but .. the book is a morose meander through terrible prose about E’s ineffectual resistance and W2 is.. a love triangle?
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Mentor emailed me today

Took my time and wrote, what I thought, was a professional thanks for your time and effort however this project delay means I need so find something else with someone else

First line of her response back was “org needs outweigh student projects” as if that was the issue?
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So I get an incomplete for the project prep class I’m currently enrolled in, will need a new project at a different site/different mentor, and have to redo all the assignments from the class to be about the new project before I can enroll in another class
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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They keep putting the Raiders on TV at nighttime and the so-called government does nothing about it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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eternal question
who is that man??? why are there so many of you
maybe sit this one out, bud
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So like if KC doesn’t win another SB for TK to retire on top, which everyone say you’re welcome to the 9-2 Denver Broncos, how thrown off is this bearding timeline?
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Jen, you were upset about your pregnancy bc your whack ass husband fucking sucks
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The Trump administration took down a congressionally mandated report on missing and murdered Native Americans from the Department of Justice’s website nearly 300 days ago to comply with an executive order against diversity, equity and inclusion.

oklahomawatch.org/2025/11/14/t...
Trump Administration Removes Report on Missing and Murdered Native Americans, Calling It DEI Content - Oklahoma Watch
The Trump administration removed a congressionally mandated report on missing and murdered Native Americans from the DOJ website, citing compliance with an executive order against DEI. Senators who ch...
oklahomawatch.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Travis Kelce what’s ur address let me DoorDash my middle finger bitch
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
BRONCOS WIN F U K C !!!!!
a person wearing a horse mask has the number 8 on their jersey
Alt: a person wearing a horse mask has the number 8 on their jersey
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November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Here it is gals, get ready to lose Patrick
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
32 YARDS WE GOT THIS
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
MR THIRD DOWN COURTLAND SUTTON
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down and holding her knee .
Alt: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down and holding her knee .
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November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ofc now we see the flags on Denver you fucking cheating ass cheating bitch titty baby cheating cheats
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
SACKED HIS TITTY BABY ASS I LOVE YOU MCMILLAN!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
OUT OF BOUNDS YOU DUMB ASS JOLLY GREEN GIANT
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s tied up now baby FOURTH QUARTER BRONCOS COUNTRY
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
LUTZ BABY CLUTZCH!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tony Romo shut the fuck up challenge
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
IN COM PLETE 🐎🐎
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am hexing the Kansas City Chiefs
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
FOURTH QUARTER IS BRONCOS COUNTRY
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
BLOCKED BUTKER EXTRA POINT EAT SHIT YOU MAGA FUCK
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM