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Same goes if you just drop it, you do NOT want a live lightsaber sinking through the floor
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Toy Story
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
if you've seen Better Call Saul then just you wait
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
furthermore, the image itself appears to have been made by an AI crudely imitating his style
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"hey, you want to overthrow capitalism, that's fine, just don't overthrow it with communism" - John Lennon's level of political literacy
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
that's what replies from users with said literacy are for
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
another meter it fits, and a phrase it pairs with nicely
P***y on the Chainwax - Key & Peele
YouTube video by Key & Peele
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November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This story cannot possibly be real. they put a pastiche of Jen Psaki together like the Quizno's Monkeys and threw in a sophmore-prank-pizza-order attribution as the giveaway
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
seeing this before the original post and not grasping the referential context that's pretty clear when read on its own? that's what Posting's all about, baby 😙👌
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
spitting on the rock first
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
also the whole distance-and-diameter-of-the-moon-being-just-enough-to-occlude-the-sun thing
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM