Skate Lockhart
@skatetheduck.bsky.social
she/zer/+
i'm a bit of an enby girlie
i'm a bit of an enby girlie
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Skate Lockhart
@skatetheduck.bsky.social
· Oct 11
"For your crimes of 'being visible' in 'a space' I'm afraid I have no choice but to sentence you to a lifetime in they/them jail."
Reposted by Skate Lockhart
Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025
- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)
- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)
Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app
- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)
- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)
Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025
- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)
- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)
Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app
- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)
- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)
Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app
Had a fun day/date. Did some twee gay stuff (fed ducks, roasted marshmallows) and some dykey gay stuff (played pinball, watched the rugby). I'm not going home blushing and giggling and skipping, but I'd be up for seeing her again.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Had a fun day/date. Did some twee gay stuff (fed ducks, roasted marshmallows) and some dykey gay stuff (played pinball, watched the rugby). I'm not going home blushing and giggling and skipping, but I'd be up for seeing her again.
Reposted by Skate Lockhart
“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
Had an incredible time at What a Drag last night and have got so much writing done this morning off the back of it. Bristol has the funniest, most empowering, inspirational trans people I swear.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Had an incredible time at What a Drag last night and have got so much writing done this morning off the back of it. Bristol has the funniest, most empowering, inspirational trans people I swear.
As it's come up again
Fed up of this "biological x who identifies as a y" language for trans people that has suddenly descended in British journalism... and I know better than to demand "biological x who identifies as a x" for cis people, given I reject "biological x", but it's so infuriating
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
As it's come up again
As someone with the privilege of absolutely not noticing the TV settings, I think it's important to demonstrate my allyship by disabling motion smoothing anyway
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
As someone with the privilege of absolutely not noticing the TV settings, I think it's important to demonstrate my allyship by disabling motion smoothing anyway
Reposted by Skate Lockhart
all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
Reposted by Skate Lockhart
Ya girl has a first date on Saturday and a new driving license with the super secret gender marker they don't tell you about buried in the number finally correct, what more could a girl ask for
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Ya girl has a first date on Saturday and a new driving license with the super secret gender marker they don't tell you about buried in the number finally correct, what more could a girl ask for
Strolling down Cheddar Gorge is amazing no matter how bad the weather
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Strolling down Cheddar Gorge is amazing no matter how bad the weather
biting my fool ass tongue because that would be even more foolish, but holy moly i've wanted to flip a lot of tables today
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
biting my fool ass tongue because that would be even more foolish, but holy moly i've wanted to flip a lot of tables today
A+ website design making me confirm the discount is "Perfect"
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A+ website design making me confirm the discount is "Perfect"
Finally found a creative pursuit I've stuck with long enough that the stuff I used to be so proud of seems so silly now compared to the stuff I'm currently making.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Finally found a creative pursuit I've stuck with long enough that the stuff I used to be so proud of seems so silly now compared to the stuff I'm currently making.
Dresses? Whatever. Jumper dresses? That's what I'm talkin about.
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Dresses? Whatever. Jumper dresses? That's what I'm talkin about.
"victoria" by the kinks but it's "dysphoria"
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"victoria" by the kinks but it's "dysphoria"
I have been SO good at admin lately but it has taken an unholy amount of biscuits
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I have been SO good at admin lately but it has taken an unholy amount of biscuits
Did they make it harder to change your name (in general, not a particular organisation) lately? Feels like I'm doing the runaround far more now just to add a middle name than I did years ago changing my first name.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Did they make it harder to change your name (in general, not a particular organisation) lately? Feels like I'm doing the runaround far more now just to add a middle name than I did years ago changing my first name.
Really proud to be a part of this! www.queerhikingbristol.co.uk/hikes/fundra... for more info!
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Really proud to be a part of this! www.queerhikingbristol.co.uk/hikes/fundra... for more info!
another bad thing about dating apps is everybody says they love hiking which is great but they're lying
and i just sound all "name 5 hikes" when i try and establish if they actually do like hiking
and i just sound all "name 5 hikes" when i try and establish if they actually do like hiking
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
another bad thing about dating apps is everybody says they love hiking which is great but they're lying
and i just sound all "name 5 hikes" when i try and establish if they actually do like hiking
and i just sound all "name 5 hikes" when i try and establish if they actually do like hiking
Taken a day off to just figure out what I want from 2026 (and the rest of this year) and am feeling relieved to finally get some of this mess written down and actionable. I haven't achieved nearly as much this year as I did last but I've learnt a lot about myself and what I want.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Taken a day off to just figure out what I want from 2026 (and the rest of this year) and am feeling relieved to finally get some of this mess written down and actionable. I haven't achieved nearly as much this year as I did last but I've learnt a lot about myself and what I want.
Saw The Pillowman at Loco Klub last night. A really incredible choice of venue for the production. Really impressive first production from the company.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Saw The Pillowman at Loco Klub last night. A really incredible choice of venue for the production. Really impressive first production from the company.
It's Evil Deeds Day today and though @lackingsaint.bsky.social may have forsaken his own creation I will always keep the faith
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
It's Evil Deeds Day today and though @lackingsaint.bsky.social may have forsaken his own creation I will always keep the faith
Is there a more beautiful sight than three lads and the shortest lad is in the middle and he's walking on his tippy toes to wrap his arms around the other lads as he excitedly fills them in on his latest get quick rich scheme that is definitely gonna work this time
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Is there a more beautiful sight than three lads and the shortest lad is in the middle and he's walking on his tippy toes to wrap his arms around the other lads as he excitedly fills them in on his latest get quick rich scheme that is definitely gonna work this time
Fed up of this "biological x who identifies as a y" language for trans people that has suddenly descended in British journalism... and I know better than to demand "biological x who identifies as a x" for cis people, given I reject "biological x", but it's so infuriating
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Fed up of this "biological x who identifies as a y" language for trans people that has suddenly descended in British journalism... and I know better than to demand "biological x who identifies as a x" for cis people, given I reject "biological x", but it's so infuriating