Sure thing, Narcissus.

Being forced to watch everyone you have ever loved grow old and die while you live forever is probably a fate worse than polio. The Gods never blessed him. It was only ever curses, all the way down.

I mean it only as a compliment! We should all endeavour to be a little freakier.

(Also The Muppets Christmas Carol shows a younger Fozzie bear and later an elderly Fozzie bear, meaning Muppets do age. If they can age, they can die. And if they can die, they can be killed. Do with this what you will)

Firstly, this is wonderful, thank you for giving it to me. But Gonzo as Judas is a controversial casting choice... I sense a schism coming on.

I had my revenge. I gave him a painting of a pipe bomb.

well played

Sadly I haven't had anything spooky happen to me but other people have claimed to have seen the ghost of a nun. Or a living nun. Which would be even scarier.

Just a low level grunt, but you do have to pass me to get to the dungeon master and I drop some pretty sweet loot (big torch, half eaten snack from the vending machine)