Singing this to the tune of Neutral Milk Hotel's "Two Headed Boy"

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

me: html holidays for $200
ken jennings: This spring holiday uses a play on words to celebrate a film franchise based in a galaxy far, far away.
me: trick or treat
ken jennings. No.
me: what is trick or treat
me: or i mean what is halloween
ken jennings. No.
me: i wish there were other contestants