2000 SCC 69 enjoyer
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Self-indulgent and city-centric.
Asking why Tumblr does anything is a fool’s errand.
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Asking why Tumblr does anything is a fool’s errand.
It's a Tumblr convention that indicates you're screenshotting someone solely to clown on them.
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It's a Tumblr convention that indicates you're screenshotting someone solely to clown on them.
Glistening isn't praxis.
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Glistening isn't praxis.
Last time I was there they really showed off what the Patriots were all about.
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Last time I was there they really showed off what the Patriots were all about.
Joe Shuster was born in Toronto, which makes Superman a Canadian invention just like Doctor Who.
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Joe Shuster was born in Toronto, which makes Superman a Canadian invention just like Doctor Who.
Sufficiently chlorinated.
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sufficiently chlorinated.
If Alpha Fight aren’t American, why does their name start with A?
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If Alpha Fight aren’t American, why does their name start with A?
We even forgive your bad spelling, beloved neighbour.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We even forgive your bad spelling, beloved neighbour.
Just look at the vast catalog of great games Epic has produced: Fortnite, the zombie survival mode of Fortnite nobody plays, Jazz Jackrabbit.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Just look at the vast catalog of great games Epic has produced: Fortnite, the zombie survival mode of Fortnite nobody plays, Jazz Jackrabbit.
You’re 90% there. The one improvement is that you should be transcribing what Matt said, not describing it. (Imagine the difference between alt’ing a news story as “screen cap of Star-Tribune headline: Cartoonist Wins Muskrat Society Award” vs “news story about an a cartoonist”.)
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You’re 90% there. The one improvement is that you should be transcribing what Matt said, not describing it. (Imagine the difference between alt’ing a news story as “screen cap of Star-Tribune headline: Cartoonist Wins Muskrat Society Award” vs “news story about an a cartoonist”.)
They don’t care that she doesn’t want it. Spreading the virus is their biological imperative. They were willing to let 800 million people die if the alternative was a setback from the military.
Besides, once she’s assimilated, she’ll be happy. They want her to be happy.
Besides, once she’s assimilated, she’ll be happy. They want her to be happy.
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
They don’t care that she doesn’t want it. Spreading the virus is their biological imperative. They were willing to let 800 million people die if the alternative was a setback from the military.
Besides, once she’s assimilated, she’ll be happy. They want her to be happy.
Besides, once she’s assimilated, she’ll be happy. They want her to be happy.
Look what happened to Gödel and Escher. Do you think those were just a coincidence?
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Look what happened to Gödel and Escher. Do you think those were just a coincidence?
Was it fun being the protagonist of Full Throttle (Lucasarts, 1995)?
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Was it fun being the protagonist of Full Throttle (Lucasarts, 1995)?
I’d say “good luck but I’m not donating”, but I’m prettyyyyy sure I’d be Bluesky’d at (for following American political donation laws).
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’d say “good luck but I’m not donating”, but I’m prettyyyyy sure I’d be Bluesky’d at (for following American political donation laws).
A finger curls on a monkey’s paw.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A finger curls on a monkey’s paw.
This guy’s previous social media thing was posting flyers for shows from the 90s.
He was in the club, wishing the fun-hating bastards in the condo floors above him would quit it.
He was in the club, wishing the fun-hating bastards in the condo floors above him would quit it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
This guy’s previous social media thing was posting flyers for shows from the 90s.
He was in the club, wishing the fun-hating bastards in the condo floors above him would quit it.
He was in the club, wishing the fun-hating bastards in the condo floors above him would quit it.
The Guy With The Groks.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The Guy With The Groks.
Wait, she *slays* vampires?
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Wait, she *slays* vampires?
“‘Breach hull, all die.’ Even had it underlined.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“‘Breach hull, all die.’ Even had it underlined.”