Dr Panda
@sirdrpanda.bsky.social
Destroy the IDF!
Free Palestine!
Defend Ukraine!
Death to fashist warmongers!
Severely burnt out Anti-Capitalist Panda that has had to life through one too many once-in-a-lifetime events.
Free Palestine!
Defend Ukraine!
Death to fashist warmongers!
Severely burnt out Anti-Capitalist Panda that has had to life through one too many once-in-a-lifetime events.
His name is Jeff
youtube.com/shorts/kaazW...
youtube.com/shorts/kaazW...
A fun song about an entirely fictional character #funnysong #jeffbezos
YouTube video by Carter Vail
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January 22, 2026 at 6:40 AM
His name is Jeff
youtube.com/shorts/kaazW...
youtube.com/shorts/kaazW...
I want to learn to woodwork and to metalwork!
So that I can construct a guillotine!
Obviously for historic purposes!
European history to be precise...
Paris, France, ca 1789 to be even more specific!
Obviously JUST for those purposes and NOTHING ELSE....
So that I can construct a guillotine!
Obviously for historic purposes!
European history to be precise...
Paris, France, ca 1789 to be even more specific!
Obviously JUST for those purposes and NOTHING ELSE....
January 20, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I want to learn to woodwork and to metalwork!
So that I can construct a guillotine!
Obviously for historic purposes!
European history to be precise...
Paris, France, ca 1789 to be even more specific!
Obviously JUST for those purposes and NOTHING ELSE....
So that I can construct a guillotine!
Obviously for historic purposes!
European history to be precise...
Paris, France, ca 1789 to be even more specific!
Obviously JUST for those purposes and NOTHING ELSE....
To all the dog owners:
Does your dog do the poop waddle? Waddle along while pooping, covering the maximum amount of area?
Because the dog of my wife does. And it makes it freaking impossible to gather up after him once the sun has set...
I think he does this on purpose, I just can't prove it yet...
Does your dog do the poop waddle? Waddle along while pooping, covering the maximum amount of area?
Because the dog of my wife does. And it makes it freaking impossible to gather up after him once the sun has set...
I think he does this on purpose, I just can't prove it yet...
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
To all the dog owners:
Does your dog do the poop waddle? Waddle along while pooping, covering the maximum amount of area?
Because the dog of my wife does. And it makes it freaking impossible to gather up after him once the sun has set...
I think he does this on purpose, I just can't prove it yet...
Does your dog do the poop waddle? Waddle along while pooping, covering the maximum amount of area?
Because the dog of my wife does. And it makes it freaking impossible to gather up after him once the sun has set...
I think he does this on purpose, I just can't prove it yet...
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
The smile of a real stinker after he caused me to turn even more gray than I already am!
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The smile of a real stinker after he caused me to turn even more gray than I already am!
Getting a scientifically engineered doggy treat? Na man, my pup ignores that shit.
Finding a frozen cat turd in the yard? Pup be going ape shit as if that was some 5 star gourmet treat!
Is my pup just curious and young or generally dumb?
Finding a frozen cat turd in the yard? Pup be going ape shit as if that was some 5 star gourmet treat!
Is my pup just curious and young or generally dumb?
January 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Getting a scientifically engineered doggy treat? Na man, my pup ignores that shit.
Finding a frozen cat turd in the yard? Pup be going ape shit as if that was some 5 star gourmet treat!
Is my pup just curious and young or generally dumb?
Finding a frozen cat turd in the yard? Pup be going ape shit as if that was some 5 star gourmet treat!
Is my pup just curious and young or generally dumb?
My wife got a dog, my son's got three guinea pigs and my daughter got a cat.
And what did I get? So far, no allergies, which is fucking fantastic with my track record!
Yeah me and yeah to the new fur zoo that is my home!
And what did I get? So far, no allergies, which is fucking fantastic with my track record!
Yeah me and yeah to the new fur zoo that is my home!
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
My wife got a dog, my son's got three guinea pigs and my daughter got a cat.
And what did I get? So far, no allergies, which is fucking fantastic with my track record!
Yeah me and yeah to the new fur zoo that is my home!
And what did I get? So far, no allergies, which is fucking fantastic with my track record!
Yeah me and yeah to the new fur zoo that is my home!
Spent the last 10 days in Shanghai with the family.
Censorship and omni-survailance are truly next level. Next level as in the 1984 kind of way.
Wanna ride the metro? Security check and face scan.
Visit the museum? Security check + face scan + passports.
Get on a train? You guessed it!
Censorship and omni-survailance are truly next level. Next level as in the 1984 kind of way.
Wanna ride the metro? Security check and face scan.
Visit the museum? Security check + face scan + passports.
Get on a train? You guessed it!
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Spent the last 10 days in Shanghai with the family.
Censorship and omni-survailance are truly next level. Next level as in the 1984 kind of way.
Wanna ride the metro? Security check and face scan.
Visit the museum? Security check + face scan + passports.
Get on a train? You guessed it!
Censorship and omni-survailance are truly next level. Next level as in the 1984 kind of way.
Wanna ride the metro? Security check and face scan.
Visit the museum? Security check + face scan + passports.
Get on a train? You guessed it!
Yo, question to all the ladies out there.
Do you agree or disagree that your fragrances are superior to whatever gets marketed towards men?
Do you agree or disagree that your fragrances are superior to whatever gets marketed towards men?
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yo, question to all the ladies out there.
Do you agree or disagree that your fragrances are superior to whatever gets marketed towards men?
Do you agree or disagree that your fragrances are superior to whatever gets marketed towards men?
As someone who has already turned my back on 90% of Microsoft Slop and Garbage a while ago, I cannot implore people enough to make their own first steps.
Microsoft (and Xbox by Proxy) are unethical, incompetent and most of all uninteresting manifestations of late stage capitalism piles of garbage
Microsoft (and Xbox by Proxy) are unethical, incompetent and most of all uninteresting manifestations of late stage capitalism piles of garbage
Calling all gamers, streamers, and game industry workers:
Join the campaign to hold Microsoft accountable for fueling Israel’s genocide against Palestinians. Sign the Boycott Xbox Pledge now: nogamesforgenocide.com
Join the campaign to hold Microsoft accountable for fueling Israel’s genocide against Palestinians. Sign the Boycott Xbox Pledge now: nogamesforgenocide.com
No Games For Genocide
The games industry is complicit in genocide. It’s time to divest.
nogamesforgenocide.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
As someone who has already turned my back on 90% of Microsoft Slop and Garbage a while ago, I cannot implore people enough to make their own first steps.
Microsoft (and Xbox by Proxy) are unethical, incompetent and most of all uninteresting manifestations of late stage capitalism piles of garbage
Microsoft (and Xbox by Proxy) are unethical, incompetent and most of all uninteresting manifestations of late stage capitalism piles of garbage
Just did the census!
Hope the data that I got to give to you will help!
Consensual data giving is the only true way for data mining to be ethical!
Stay safe and healthy you two!
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Hope the data that I got to give to you will help!
Consensual data giving is the only true way for data mining to be ethical!
Stay safe and healthy you two!
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just did the census!
Hope the data that I got to give to you will help!
Consensual data giving is the only true way for data mining to be ethical!
Stay safe and healthy you two!
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Hope the data that I got to give to you will help!
Consensual data giving is the only true way for data mining to be ethical!
Stay safe and healthy you two!
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
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Just another reminder that KCD and KCD2 have not become masterpieces because of Daniel Vavra, know gamergate wonk and MASSIV supporter the exploitative status quo in the gaming industry, but in spite of Daniel Vavra.
"It’s time to face reality, AI is here to stay" - Kingdom Come: Deliverance head Daniel Vávra says Larian got a "crazy shitstorm" for doing what "absolutely everyone else is doing", and that while he's "no fan of AI generated art" it's going nowhere.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/its-tim...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/its-tim...
‘It’s time to face reality, AI is here to stay’: Kingdom Come Deliverance studio head responds to Larian backlash | VGC
Daniel Vávra says AI is a frightening prospect but has its uses, and that “absolutely everyone else” is using it…
www.videogameschronicle.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just another reminder that KCD and KCD2 have not become masterpieces because of Daniel Vavra, know gamergate wonk and MASSIV supporter the exploitative status quo in the gaming industry, but in spite of Daniel Vavra.
I know I might sound like a broken record, but how come every billionaire looks like a metastasized lump of skin cancer? Is it that the evil of their soul is breaking free? Or is it that they truly are what they are... A cancer on our society....
The deal is expected to close next month, with Oracle, Silver Lake and MGX owning 45% of TikTok’s U.S. business.
Larry Ellison Retakes No.3 Richest Spot From Jeff Bezos As Oracle Shares Rise On TikTok Deal
The deal is expected to close next month, with Oracle, Silver Lake and MGX owning 45% of TikTok’s U.S. business.
www.forbes.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I know I might sound like a broken record, but how come every billionaire looks like a metastasized lump of skin cancer? Is it that the evil of their soul is breaking free? Or is it that they truly are what they are... A cancer on our society....
Am I concussed or is there truly another attempt to infuse retro magic that is based in nostalgia with weapon/war fetishes?
As in, here is a device you loved as a child. And since you are now an adult, we INFUSED WAR INTO IT!
How about a big fat fuck you? Shove this abomination up your rectum!
As in, here is a device you loved as a child. And since you are now an adult, we INFUSED WAR INTO IT!
How about a big fat fuck you? Shove this abomination up your rectum!
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Am I concussed or is there truly another attempt to infuse retro magic that is based in nostalgia with weapon/war fetishes?
As in, here is a device you loved as a child. And since you are now an adult, we INFUSED WAR INTO IT!
How about a big fat fuck you? Shove this abomination up your rectum!
As in, here is a device you loved as a child. And since you are now an adult, we INFUSED WAR INTO IT!
How about a big fat fuck you? Shove this abomination up your rectum!
I do not wish ill upon other human beings. Lucky for me, those billionaire fucks are not human, they are Cancer. Thus I can still sleep peacefully while wishing a gruesome end upon those skin walking creatures all the same.
"Zaslav will receive $30 million in "Golden Parachute' compensation along with $537 million in equity for a total of $567 million in a transaction-associated pay."
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
Warner Bros. Golden Parachutes Revealed: What David Zaslav and C-Suite Will Get In a Deal
The CEO stands to gain $567 million if a deal is sealed to sell the WB empire while longtime lieutenant Gunnar Wiedenfels will see $144 million in cash and stock considerations if a transaction close...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I do not wish ill upon other human beings. Lucky for me, those billionaire fucks are not human, they are Cancer. Thus I can still sleep peacefully while wishing a gruesome end upon those skin walking creatures all the same.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social why the hell haven't you blocked me yet?
I'm sick of your Pillsbury-dough-man ass fat face with third grade make up
You are disgusting and weird, the only solace I have is that you will someday suffocate while crawling in your bosses colon
Btw, eat shit while u are up there
I'm sick of your Pillsbury-dough-man ass fat face with third grade make up
You are disgusting and weird, the only solace I have is that you will someday suffocate while crawling in your bosses colon
Btw, eat shit while u are up there
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social why the hell haven't you blocked me yet?
I'm sick of your Pillsbury-dough-man ass fat face with third grade make up
You are disgusting and weird, the only solace I have is that you will someday suffocate while crawling in your bosses colon
Btw, eat shit while u are up there
I'm sick of your Pillsbury-dough-man ass fat face with third grade make up
You are disgusting and weird, the only solace I have is that you will someday suffocate while crawling in your bosses colon
Btw, eat shit while u are up there
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
Will you be so kind and publicly announce an international holiday once you (i.e. the source of your parody account in fact) croak?
Can't wait for Donald Trump to celebrate the death of Donald Trump together with us ^ ^
Thanks ☺️
Will you be so kind and publicly announce an international holiday once you (i.e. the source of your parody account in fact) croak?
Can't wait for Donald Trump to celebrate the death of Donald Trump together with us ^ ^
Thanks ☺️
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
Will you be so kind and publicly announce an international holiday once you (i.e. the source of your parody account in fact) croak?
Can't wait for Donald Trump to celebrate the death of Donald Trump together with us ^ ^
Thanks ☺️
Will you be so kind and publicly announce an international holiday once you (i.e. the source of your parody account in fact) croak?
Can't wait for Donald Trump to celebrate the death of Donald Trump together with us ^ ^
Thanks ☺️
🎪TADC theory 1/7🎪
Kinger as one of the architects was imprisoned from the beginning.
Ragathas Mother was involved in the company as it still existed and her daughter got accidentally sucked in.
Struck by grief, her mother turned on the company that built the circus, causing it to crumble.
...
Kinger as one of the architects was imprisoned from the beginning.
Ragathas Mother was involved in the company as it still existed and her daughter got accidentally sucked in.
Struck by grief, her mother turned on the company that built the circus, causing it to crumble.
...
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
🎪TADC theory 1/7🎪
Kinger as one of the architects was imprisoned from the beginning.
Ragathas Mother was involved in the company as it still existed and her daughter got accidentally sucked in.
Struck by grief, her mother turned on the company that built the circus, causing it to crumble.
...
Kinger as one of the architects was imprisoned from the beginning.
Ragathas Mother was involved in the company as it still existed and her daughter got accidentally sucked in.
Struck by grief, her mother turned on the company that built the circus, causing it to crumble.
...
My most recent curiosity box seemed to have been flagged by some border agent dipshit that wanted to feel special.
Real deep x-styled cut with box cutters... They must have felt really really reaallllyy manly while cutting.
Hope your little dopamin rush lasted you PoS! Thanks for ruining my box!
Real deep x-styled cut with box cutters... They must have felt really really reaallllyy manly while cutting.
Hope your little dopamin rush lasted you PoS! Thanks for ruining my box!
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My most recent curiosity box seemed to have been flagged by some border agent dipshit that wanted to feel special.
Real deep x-styled cut with box cutters... They must have felt really really reaallllyy manly while cutting.
Hope your little dopamin rush lasted you PoS! Thanks for ruining my box!
Real deep x-styled cut with box cutters... They must have felt really really reaallllyy manly while cutting.
Hope your little dopamin rush lasted you PoS! Thanks for ruining my box!
An alle Mitglieder der nächsten niederösterreichischen Landtagssitzung:
Wer glaubt, dass das Verleihungsgeld angehoben werden muss damit die Staatsbürgerschaft seinen "Wert" behält, glaubt auch, dass Musk der schlauste Mensch der Wert ist weil er viel Geld hat.
Benutzt euer Hirn! Stimmt Nein!
Wer glaubt, dass das Verleihungsgeld angehoben werden muss damit die Staatsbürgerschaft seinen "Wert" behält, glaubt auch, dass Musk der schlauste Mensch der Wert ist weil er viel Geld hat.
Benutzt euer Hirn! Stimmt Nein!
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
An alle Mitglieder der nächsten niederösterreichischen Landtagssitzung:
Wer glaubt, dass das Verleihungsgeld angehoben werden muss damit die Staatsbürgerschaft seinen "Wert" behält, glaubt auch, dass Musk der schlauste Mensch der Wert ist weil er viel Geld hat.
Benutzt euer Hirn! Stimmt Nein!
Wer glaubt, dass das Verleihungsgeld angehoben werden muss damit die Staatsbürgerschaft seinen "Wert" behält, glaubt auch, dass Musk der schlauste Mensch der Wert ist weil er viel Geld hat.
Benutzt euer Hirn! Stimmt Nein!
State Level politicians in lower Austria have "decreed" that the price of finalizing the naturalization process is too low and they claim it must be more, lest we risk that the Austrian nationality looses it's value...
i have a few choice words for those fuckers:
i have a few choice words for those fuckers:
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
State Level politicians in lower Austria have "decreed" that the price of finalizing the naturalization process is too low and they claim it must be more, lest we risk that the Austrian nationality looses it's value...
i have a few choice words for those fuckers:
i have a few choice words for those fuckers:
Good news everyone!
It would seem that it is not a localized issue that causes me to be off my anti depressants since more than a month now. It is a nationwide issue.
Hoorrrraaaaayyyy!!!!!
We all are spiraling together, community!!!!!
It would seem that it is not a localized issue that causes me to be off my anti depressants since more than a month now. It is a nationwide issue.
Hoorrrraaaaayyyy!!!!!
We all are spiraling together, community!!!!!
Guess what, my local apothecaries are still out of anti depressants... In fucking December!
And that since almost an entire month ...
Has the world gone critical mass on depression or are pharma execs trying to cull the population?
And that since almost an entire month ...
Has the world gone critical mass on depression or are pharma execs trying to cull the population?
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Good news everyone!
It would seem that it is not a localized issue that causes me to be off my anti depressants since more than a month now. It is a nationwide issue.
Hoorrrraaaaayyyy!!!!!
We all are spiraling together, community!!!!!
It would seem that it is not a localized issue that causes me to be off my anti depressants since more than a month now. It is a nationwide issue.
Hoorrrraaaaayyyy!!!!!
We all are spiraling together, community!!!!!
@hankgreen.bsky.social we all know that a black hole traps light. That is great and all. But how dense would marble sized object have to be to bend light? And could one "theoretically" use such an object to look around a corner?
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social we all know that a black hole traps light. That is great and all. But how dense would marble sized object have to be to bend light? And could one "theoretically" use such an object to look around a corner?
Guess what, my local apothecaries are still out of anti depressants... In fucking December!
And that since almost an entire month ...
Has the world gone critical mass on depression or are pharma execs trying to cull the population?
And that since almost an entire month ...
Has the world gone critical mass on depression or are pharma execs trying to cull the population?
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Guess what, my local apothecaries are still out of anti depressants... In fucking December!
And that since almost an entire month ...
Has the world gone critical mass on depression or are pharma execs trying to cull the population?
And that since almost an entire month ...
Has the world gone critical mass on depression or are pharma execs trying to cull the population?