Mark Alker
@singletrackmark.bsky.social
Publisher, SEO, speaker, mountain biker, snowboarder and skateboarder. Expertise in the above in descending order of ability.
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The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 AM
The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.
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When Christian Wakeford MP defected from the Tories to Labour in 2022, Nigel Farage was outraged.
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January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
When Christian Wakeford MP defected from the Tories to Labour in 2022, Nigel Farage was outraged.
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You would think a conman who had sex with porn stars, has 5 children by 3 wives, is a convicted rapist, ran fake veterans & kids cancer charities, and was BFF's with a pedophile, would be a deal breaker for Christians.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
You would think a conman who had sex with porn stars, has 5 children by 3 wives, is a convicted rapist, ran fake veterans & kids cancer charities, and was BFF's with a pedophile, would be a deal breaker for Christians.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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Question for everyone in the #USA:
If an enemy state controlled the President, and wanted to completely destroy America - turn you against each other, set state against state, wreck your economy, cut you off from allies, bog you down in forever wars...
...what, exactly, would they do differently?
If an enemy state controlled the President, and wanted to completely destroy America - turn you against each other, set state against state, wreck your economy, cut you off from allies, bog you down in forever wars...
...what, exactly, would they do differently?
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Question for everyone in the #USA:
If an enemy state controlled the President, and wanted to completely destroy America - turn you against each other, set state against state, wreck your economy, cut you off from allies, bog you down in forever wars...
...what, exactly, would they do differently?
If an enemy state controlled the President, and wanted to completely destroy America - turn you against each other, set state against state, wreck your economy, cut you off from allies, bog you down in forever wars...
...what, exactly, would they do differently?
When I’m not working I can’t help feeling I’m wasting my time. I think a step to fixing that is saying it out loud.
January 11, 2026 at 11:32 AM
When I’m not working I can’t help feeling I’m wasting my time. I think a step to fixing that is saying it out loud.
The world really seems to be going through FAFO phase and it’s really getting me down. I keep waiting for the good news to come of some massive powerful spod getting a kicking but it doesn’t seem to want to happen. My only hope is that people keep buying and riding bikes.
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
The world really seems to be going through FAFO phase and it’s really getting me down. I keep waiting for the good news to come of some massive powerful spod getting a kicking but it doesn’t seem to want to happen. My only hope is that people keep buying and riding bikes.
Can we turn 2026 off and on again please?
January 8, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Can we turn 2026 off and on again please?
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I’d like to cancel my free trial of 2026.
I’ve seen enough to know this isn’t working out. Please do not auto-renew.
I’ve seen enough to know this isn’t working out. Please do not auto-renew.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I’d like to cancel my free trial of 2026.
I’ve seen enough to know this isn’t working out. Please do not auto-renew.
I’ve seen enough to know this isn’t working out. Please do not auto-renew.
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
Make Politics Boring Again #mpba
When it’s boring we get mad about potholes and not poverty. I want to be mad about some planned bypass and not scared of world war 3.
When it’s boring we get mad about potholes and not poverty. I want to be mad about some planned bypass and not scared of world war 3.
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Make Politics Boring Again #mpba
When it’s boring we get mad about potholes and not poverty. I want to be mad about some planned bypass and not scared of world war 3.
When it’s boring we get mad about potholes and not poverty. I want to be mad about some planned bypass and not scared of world war 3.
So we are boycotting #eurovision then, yeah?
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So we are boycotting #eurovision then, yeah?
Something most outside the UK don’t know about us Brits. If a village or town needs a new public bench in a park or other pretty place then someone has to die first.
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Something most outside the UK don’t know about us Brits. If a village or town needs a new public bench in a park or other pretty place then someone has to die first.
I’m not sure why this offends me as much as it does. Just the idea of pissing £100 on a thing that puts smoke in a glass makes me want to scream into a pillow. orifuture.com/products/hal... just because you can doesn’t mean you should. If you have one of these and you bought it- FUCK OFF!
Halo Cocktails & Whisky Smoker | 6 Wood Chips & 2 More Spicy Chips
Discover ORI Future and see there inventions in drink. | Now focusing on clear ice | We make user-friendly and high-tech products for the future of home drinks. | Lead the beverage preparations to the...
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November 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m not sure why this offends me as much as it does. Just the idea of pissing £100 on a thing that puts smoke in a glass makes me want to scream into a pillow. orifuture.com/products/hal... just because you can doesn’t mean you should. If you have one of these and you bought it- FUCK OFF!
It’s done! Legal docs all signed and witnessed. Singletrack now has over 200 community shareholders.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It’s done! Legal docs all signed and witnessed. Singletrack now has over 200 community shareholders.
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
I know it’s not funny really what’s happening, but this description did make me genuinely lol
It's the most bizarre scenario possible. I said ot years ago. Someday there will be a president who thinks Fox News is real news.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I know it’s not funny really what’s happening, but this description did make me genuinely lol
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I got out of the habit of reading magazines bc of the social pressure of writers reading what's trendy/popular or frankly expected of you.
This year, I've dedicated myself back to reading magazines and I'm truly having the time of my life.
This year, I've dedicated myself back to reading magazines and I'm truly having the time of my life.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I got out of the habit of reading magazines bc of the social pressure of writers reading what's trendy/popular or frankly expected of you.
This year, I've dedicated myself back to reading magazines and I'm truly having the time of my life.
This year, I've dedicated myself back to reading magazines and I'm truly having the time of my life.
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Here’s an interview of me by Nikki at the International magazine Centre about Singletrack and why we’ve done what we have with Subscriptions.
youtu.be/COkjImzcK0s?...
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How to run successful magazine memberships and subscriptions. Tips, advice and a couple of warnings.
YouTube video by International Magazine Centre
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October 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Here’s an interview of me by Nikki at the International magazine Centre about Singletrack and why we’ve done what we have with Subscriptions.
youtu.be/COkjImzcK0s?...
youtu.be/COkjImzcK0s?...
Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump announced he’s sending the National Guard into the fiery hellhole that is the state of Norway this morning.
October 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump announced he’s sending the National Guard into the fiery hellhole that is the state of Norway this morning.
You can own a piece of me (well not me but Singletrack magazine) for as little as a tenner. We want as many of you to own a stake in our future as possible.
www.crowdcube.com/companies/si...
www.crowdcube.com/companies/si...
www.crowdcube.com
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You can own a piece of me (well not me but Singletrack magazine) for as little as a tenner. We want as many of you to own a stake in our future as possible.
www.crowdcube.com/companies/si...
www.crowdcube.com/companies/si...
If any of my followers are interested in helping me out I’d really appreciate it if you could help me share our Crowdfunding campaign for Singletrack. It is really critical that we get this out as far and wide as possible. www.crowdcube.com/singletrack/...
www.crowdcube.com
October 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If any of my followers are interested in helping me out I’d really appreciate it if you could help me share our Crowdfunding campaign for Singletrack. It is really critical that we get this out as far and wide as possible. www.crowdcube.com/singletrack/...
I’m not American but even I know that Puerto Rico is part of the US.
I'll be the first to tell anyone that I have never been to Puerto Rico but the Mexican city of Puerto Rico? Seriously?
#USDemocracy
#USDemocracy
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I’m not American but even I know that Puerto Rico is part of the US.
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Update from the frontline in PDX. It's tough.
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Update from the frontline in PDX. It's tough.