Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack.bsky.social
Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
Legit I thought he was gay
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Legit I thought he was gay
Probably not good that these sorts of things never tend to stick
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Probably not good that these sorts of things never tend to stick
Oh so you like upsetting people for fun then?
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oh so you like upsetting people for fun then?
But…
They eat bugs…
They eat bugs…
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
But…
They eat bugs…
They eat bugs…
Without one the other has no reason to stick around
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Without one the other has no reason to stick around
It’s the only song I hear anymore…
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It’s the only song I hear anymore…
Why would it? He didn’t have sny
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Why would it? He didn’t have sny
In many ways.
All of them oddly specific.
He’s just a bad dude masquerading as an intellectual.
All of them oddly specific.
He’s just a bad dude masquerading as an intellectual.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
In many ways.
All of them oddly specific.
He’s just a bad dude masquerading as an intellectual.
All of them oddly specific.
He’s just a bad dude masquerading as an intellectual.
And he took the best economy in the world and used it to fuck us. Fuck him.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
And he took the best economy in the world and used it to fuck us. Fuck him.
My mom informs me that I have gained over 100 pounds since I last jumped out of a swing
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My mom informs me that I have gained over 100 pounds since I last jumped out of a swing
Easily. Shit ain’t changed
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Easily. Shit ain’t changed
I feel like this was an open secret for a while. I’m not sure the extent to which the nationality of the guy behind the republic of memes twitter handle is newsworthy but this isn’t some huge revelation to anyone who’s been paying attention
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I feel like this was an open secret for a while. I’m not sure the extent to which the nationality of the guy behind the republic of memes twitter handle is newsworthy but this isn’t some huge revelation to anyone who’s been paying attention
Chapo boys undefeated
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Chapo boys undefeated
Having been on both sides of those hard choices I would much prefer to not have to choose between rent and cigarettes
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Having been on both sides of those hard choices I would much prefer to not have to choose between rent and cigarettes
Hard disagree
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hard disagree
Certainly not to the ones I love (celebrities)
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Certainly not to the ones I love (celebrities)
More interested in the magician tbh
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
More interested in the magician tbh
Ok actually it kind of rules
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ok actually it kind of rules
I hate this
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I hate this
We gotta get nick mullen in the white house with trump for 30 minutes
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We gotta get nick mullen in the white house with trump for 30 minutes
The whole fucking trilogy is about two hobbits simply walking into Mordor
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The whole fucking trilogy is about two hobbits simply walking into Mordor