I'm sure that joke arose during the conversation. Bet the AA lad was baffled at having something so obscure to work on.

My doorstep is very secluded 🤔

For clarity. It's stored for 49 weeks of the year in Godney, out on the Somerset Levels.

Might have had a good wash off at least 😆

88 to 90% of people are right-handed so you can't pin this on the left!!

Two-handed techniques aside...

Some suspension that, given the load...

Ewok being an anagram of woke is another delicious twist.

As the saying goes, if you can't win, don't lose and we're grinding it out point by point.

Need to be mindful that our two losses were a worldie, and the last kick of the game. We're not easy to beat.

The sooner Putin is removed from power the better. Closely followed by Netanyahu and Trump. Anyone looking to destabilise countries, continents, whatever needs removing by whichever means is most effective.

Europe needs to get plotting.

Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...