Simon Abrams
@simonsaybrams.bsky.social
Film Critic at Roger Ebert dot com, New York Times, New Yorker, Hollywood Reporter, Village Voice, The Wrap, Vanity Fair, and so on. Author of THE NORTHMAN: A CALL TO THE GODS (Insight Editions). Alt weekly kid. Let the monkey drive.
They did?? That’s hilarious, I didn’t know
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
They did?? That’s hilarious, I didn’t know
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No, you don’t need an image, I just gave you one.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
No, you don’t need an image, I just gave you one.
Ooh, WHAT’S MICHAEL!
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ooh, WHAT’S MICHAEL!
Luckily not my first Breen...and I didn't make Jene watch with me, lol. She just walked into the room and I had to explain what she was looking at.
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Luckily not my first Breen...and I didn't make Jene watch with me, lol. She just walked into the room and I had to explain what she was looking at.
Ok, switching gears now with the Hungarian animated epic THE TRAGEDY OF MAN, from the director of the stunning SON OF THE WHITE MARE.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ok, switching gears now with the Hungarian animated epic THE TRAGEDY OF MAN, from the director of the stunning SON OF THE WHITE MARE.
At one point, Breen uses one of Apple's drone-shot screensaver images to transition to a skyscraper interior (green screen, of course). I have no idea how this guy operates, but his mind must be studied.
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
At one point, Breen uses one of Apple's drone-shot screensaver images to transition to a skyscraper interior (green screen, of course). I have no idea how this guy operates, but his mind must be studied.
I call my suggestion Project: Whatever the Fuck Peter Greenaway Wants to Make
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I call my suggestion Project: Whatever the Fuck Peter Greenaway Wants to Make
I’m also slightly more excited for HUJAR as I’ve really liked everything Ira Sachs has done since KEEP THE LIGHTS ON. (still need to see FRANKIE though)
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m also slightly more excited for HUJAR as I’ve really liked everything Ira Sachs has done since KEEP THE LIGHTS ON. (still need to see FRANKIE though)
Him little crooked Muppet arm is my favorite part of this composition.
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Him little crooked Muppet arm is my favorite part of this composition.
I’ll just add that this audio commentary is for anyone who’s ever wanted to hear about how CLASSE TOUS RISQUES is related to LE GORILLA VOUS SALUE BIEN (or, THE GORILLA SENDS HIS REGARDS)
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I’ll just add that this audio commentary is for anyone who’s ever wanted to hear about how CLASSE TOUS RISQUES is related to LE GORILLA VOUS SALUE BIEN (or, THE GORILLA SENDS HIS REGARDS)
THE BEAST IS LOOSE was one of my favorite audio commentaries of the year and is mostly about the malleable, semi-reflexive star persona of Ventura, the most charismatic wrestler to become a movie star.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
THE BEAST IS LOOSE was one of my favorite audio commentaries of the year and is mostly about the malleable, semi-reflexive star persona of Ventura, the most charismatic wrestler to become a movie star.
"Members of the N.Y. City Police Department helped in the preparation of this book" is one hell of a cover square-up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"Members of the N.Y. City Police Department helped in the preparation of this book" is one hell of a cover square-up.