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simonjadis
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queer, devotional polytheist, he/him

header art of my Dragon Age protagonists by @jadenite.bsky.social
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"what do you call it?"

Tyson:
That one high chaos employee from Kitchen Nightmares who suggested that Chef Ramsay order the exact worst dish, smiling, eyes and heart full of mischief.
December 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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annabeth: percy you can't take him in a fight

me:
The 'Biggus . . . Dickus' trying-to-not-laugh meme from Monty Python's Life of Brian.
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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A screenshot from the Justice League (DCAU) two-parter, "Made of Honor," in which Batman speaks with subtitles because he is speaking Kasnian. "I can," he says in the first panel. In the second, he is leaning forward until he is a menacing silhouette. The text has been edited to read ". . . And I will."
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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yesterday I saw Deathstalker 2025
A black-and-white portrait of Martin Scorsese with the quote: "This is cinema" written in the negative space just beside his glasses.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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unfortunately the only spooky thing about my Phyre is how alarmingly handsome he is (also the blood sorcery and killing I guess)
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing the protagonist character, Phyre, in this case a Tremere, illuminated by ominous red lighting at the endgame.
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A tiny Parks & Recreation screenshot showing Ron Swanson saying: "Thank you friend, that really means a lot to me."
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Amazon Music's version of Wrapped, called "Simon Fest 2025" and presented as if a music festival catering only to me. Prominent names include Lady Gaga, Kim Petras, Chappell Roam, Selena Gomez, Charlie XCX, Ariana Grande, Paris Hilton, as well as European music including but not limited to hardstyle artists.
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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A screenshot of The Simpsons' most relatable character, Mr. Burns, saying: "Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun." It's true and he should say it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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@devilreyrey.bsky.social not sure if anyone else has made this but I just finished Season 1 and
The dog-and-werewolf meme with "Reacher" (Jack Reacher) and "Roscoe" (Roscoe Conklin) written across them. The calm and peaceful dog is Reacher, the feral werewolf is Roscoe.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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this show has Hawk from Titans, Emma from MTV!Scream, Clive Babineaux from iZombie, One from Dark Matter!!!
Photo of a woman partially sitting up in bed and furiously listing things.
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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relatedly, check out wikipedia's featured article of the day
A screenshot of the Wikipedia homepage's 'From today's featured article' section, with the featured article being The Nuremberg Trials.
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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slightly cropped screenshot from the final confrontation of bloodlines 2, to avoid spoilers
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing Phyre, in the best Tremere outfit, illuminated with red and purple light at the climax of the game.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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A Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 achievement titled "I Curse You All!" which reads "Combine Blood Curse and Blood Salvo to eliminate at least 4 enemies at once."
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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A screenshot of Moiraine Damodred Aes Sedai of the Blue Ajah, as portrayed by Rosamund Pike on the Amazon Prime 'Wheel of Time' series.
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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excellent bloodlines 2 side quest yesterday afternoon
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing beautiful Niko Angelov, the Banu Haqim proprietor of a pawn shop. His dialogue reads: "This is Damian's old cellphone. Using it, he made a policy decision that raised the value of his company's stocks by point five of a percent. Thirty-two thousand, five-hundred and one people were denied care as a result, and are now dead." A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing beautiful Niko Angelov, the Banu Haqim proprietor of a pawn shop. His dialogue reads: "It sounds as if Damian could not negotiate a way out of your encounter. Ha. So much for life insurance."
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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part of my dream was Bloodlines 2 and . . . it might be a genuine theory about what I've experienced so far? one of those rare "thought of this in a dream but it still makes sense now that I'm awake" experiences
A screenshot of Phoebus from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, in the familiar meme of him resting his head on a pillow with his eyes wide open, as if in realization or immobilized by thought.
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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I absolutely love Tolly. I also wonder if all Phyres get this dialogue, or if he's only showing mlm solidarity because I flirted with Niko
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 featuring Tolly, the Nosferatu, saying: "You're a bloodsucker, my friend. It doesn't get any more queer than that." REAL.
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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second "daydream" of Fabien. wild to predict a character's death and still be shocked by when -- and where -- it happens. crushing on Hector, absolutely adoring Isaac
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing a cepia filter from a 1925 New Year's Eve party. The Sheriff, Hector, his tits visible even through his old-timey get-up, speaks to the Malkavian detective, joking about doing the Charleston. A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing a cepia filter from a 1925 New Year's Eve party. A bundled up Nosferatu, Isaac, tells the Malkavian detective that he believes that Prince Rosalind is simply misunderstood.
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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screenshotting Bloodlines 2 during combat often results in a blur because you move pretty quickly, but I got this during a takedown animation
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing The Nomad, Phyre, in the third and best Tremere outfit, slaying a larger Anarch during a takedown animation.
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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deeply thirsty for my own Nomad, I fear
A screenshot from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 showing the Nomad, Phyre, wearing the third (and best) Tremere outfit while in Hole In The Wall, the Anarch dive bar where one meets with Katsumi.
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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ALSO got to meet Onda Cardoso for the first time! Phyre flirted with her, of course. she's great!
In a Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 screenshot, Onda -- representative of the Lasombra Clan in Seattle -- says: "Really? I find out out of your depth. Strange to see an elder with just a hint of lost puppy. Maybe you need someone to bring you to heel."
October 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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and Phyre also flirted with Patience!
A screenshot of Patience, a Toreador from Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2, saying: "Oh, you mean you wanna bone. Maybe. I don't know, though. I need to do some visualization."
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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flirted with Niko for the first time!
A screenshot of Niko, the Banu Haqim pawn shop merchant from Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2. "Ha! It has been a long time, Nomad, I think?" he says. "You are also interesting. The most interesting curio to enter my shop in many years. And of extremely high value! I know about these things."
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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obviously, I have since put my boy in the best Tremere outfit
A screenshot from Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 showing my Nomad in the third Tremere outfit, "The Mage." The ensemble includes a low-cut top under suspenders. The caption reads: "THey looked like they'd been through hell and fought their way back with blood sorcery and style."
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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A screenshot of Kris Jenner crying.
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM