Simone │ SF & FMTY
@simonesolnsa.com
a girlfriend like the best martini: dirty, potent, & not for the faint of heart 🦪💋 • intermittent blog writer, full-time fun-haver
https://bio.site/simonesolnsa
SF & wherever you want me
https://bio.site/simonesolnsa
SF & wherever you want me
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And When I'm Back in Chicago I Feel It (Horny)
An escort's tour recap with photos and details in long form, because I'm tired of pretending I'm not verbose.
simonesolnsa.substack.com
New post with a thorough tour recap is up on Substack✨
Need to write an essay about how the Live, Laugh, Love girls were right all along.
December 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Need to write an essay about how the Live, Laugh, Love girls were right all along.
Putting out some feelers for a tentative LA tour in mid to late January, and PDX in late Jan. Please reach out soon to sway my dates.
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Putting out some feelers for a tentative LA tour in mid to late January, and PDX in late Jan. Please reach out soon to sway my dates.
Was feeling really accomplished for being up early and running a few errands all before 11AM and then walked into my home and realized I had left a candle burning while I was out.
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Was feeling really accomplished for being up early and running a few errands all before 11AM and then walked into my home and realized I had left a candle burning while I was out.
Perfect fit, don't you think?
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Perfect fit, don't you think?
The day after coming back from vacation is always weirdly liminal.
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The day after coming back from vacation is always weirdly liminal.
I have freed myself from the chains of Instagram addiction only to find myself addicted to reading Substack articles (which is where you can find me posting more these days, incidentally)
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I have freed myself from the chains of Instagram addiction only to find myself addicted to reading Substack articles (which is where you can find me posting more these days, incidentally)
Found my next Perfect Object:
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Found my next Perfect Object:
Someone crawled into my DMs recently to apologize. These & some CashApp notifications were a good start 😇
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Someone crawled into my DMs recently to apologize. These & some CashApp notifications were a good start 😇
New post with a thorough tour recap is up on Substack✨
And When I'm Back in Chicago I Feel It (Horny)
An escort's tour recap with photos and details in long form, because I'm tired of pretending I'm not verbose.
simonesolnsa.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
New post with a thorough tour recap is up on Substack✨
For suitors looking for their outfit for our next date.
If you're in San Francisco, there's a pop-up market this Saturday at 1 Columbus Ave. A bunch of menswear guys, along with shop owners, are selling stuff from their private wardrobes. Some of my stuff will be there. Ticket prices are $30 for 12pm-1pm preview hour, then $5 after 1pm.
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
For suitors looking for their outfit for our next date.
Sun drenched dispatch from my vacation in Mexico. Send $$ for shopping & tacos.
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sun drenched dispatch from my vacation in Mexico. Send $$ for shopping & tacos.
I have discovered a great need for my first Loubs.
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I have discovered a great need for my first Loubs.
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Chicago may have snowed me in, but I’m still sweating thinking about my duo with @simonesolnsa.com 🥵
So happy to help a Mommy teach her slut how to suck cock *so* well
More duos like this, please!
So happy to help a Mommy teach her slut how to suck cock *so* well
More duos like this, please!
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Chicago may have snowed me in, but I’m still sweating thinking about my duo with @simonesolnsa.com 🥵
So happy to help a Mommy teach her slut how to suck cock *so* well
More duos like this, please!
So happy to help a Mommy teach her slut how to suck cock *so* well
More duos like this, please!
Haven't really advertised it because I am going for personal reasons and will be very busy BUT could maybe find time for a date next weekend when I'm in Reno. Shoot me an email before Thursday.
Reno: Oct 9-11
Reno: Oct 9-11
October 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Haven't really advertised it because I am going for personal reasons and will be very busy BUT could maybe find time for a date next weekend when I'm in Reno. Shoot me an email before Thursday.
Reno: Oct 9-11
Reno: Oct 9-11
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C H I C A G O
Nov 7 - 9
Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
Nov 7 - 9
Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
September 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
C H I C A G O
Nov 7 - 9
Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
Nov 7 - 9
Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
Sunglasses have been fulfilled! The sweatpants, though unassuming, would look great over a sexy latex outfit, or thrown on post-coital as we lounge in bed...
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sunglasses have been fulfilled! The sweatpants, though unassuming, would look great over a sexy latex outfit, or thrown on post-coital as we lounge in bed...
I have considered the lilies🪷
September 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have considered the lilies🪷
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Nashville and Chicago lovers, my social calendar is *very* full. Kissing my hot friends, leather shopping, live music, raucous release….Pre-book now or you might miss me!
Nash. 10/6-10/12
Chi. 11/8-9 *prioritizing duos with femme fatale @simonesolnsa.com
Nash. 10/6-10/12
Chi. 11/8-9 *prioritizing duos with femme fatale @simonesolnsa.com
September 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Nashville and Chicago lovers, my social calendar is *very* full. Kissing my hot friends, leather shopping, live music, raucous release….Pre-book now or you might miss me!
Nash. 10/6-10/12
Chi. 11/8-9 *prioritizing duos with femme fatale @simonesolnsa.com
Nash. 10/6-10/12
Chi. 11/8-9 *prioritizing duos with femme fatale @simonesolnsa.com
C H I C A G O
Nov 7 - 9
Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
Nov 7 - 9
Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
September 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
C H I C A G O
Nov 7 - 9
Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
Nov 7 - 9
Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
Who wants BTS of my latest photoshoot? Will send to anyone who contributes $50 or more toward the cost 🫶
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who wants BTS of my latest photoshoot? Will send to anyone who contributes $50 or more toward the cost 🫶
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Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX!
SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15
Let's smooch 💋
SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15
Let's smooch 💋
July 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX!
SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15
Let's smooch 💋
SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15
Let's smooch 💋
Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX!
SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15
Let's smooch 💋
SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15
Let's smooch 💋
July 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX!
SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15
Let's smooch 💋
SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15
Let's smooch 💋
Someone did, in fact, buy the guitar for me. I think I'll name her Dolores.
July 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Someone did, in fact, buy the guitar for me. I think I'll name her Dolores.
Also hi I'm still hot 💋
June 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Also hi I'm still hot 💋
I fell in love with an $800 guitar and I just feel like I deserve her for Pride month and I'll even send you a charming video of me attempting to play...please and thanks 🙏
June 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I fell in love with an $800 guitar and I just feel like I deserve her for Pride month and I'll even send you a charming video of me attempting to play...please and thanks 🙏