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Simone │ SF & FMTY
@simonesolnsa.com
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a girlfriend like the best martini: dirty, potent, & not for the faint of heart 🦪💋 • intermittent blog writer, full-time unpretentious intellectual https://bio.site/simonesolnsa SF & wherever you want me
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Nov 7 - 9

Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
Haven't really advertised it because I am going for personal reasons and will be very busy BUT could maybe find time for a date next weekend when I'm in Reno. Shoot me an email before Thursday.

Reno: Oct 9-11
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C H I C A G O

Nov 7 - 9

Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
Most people are going the opposite direction right now. I personally would vote against it. It's too scary and any anonymity you can keep is worth it. I went face out to face in a few years ago and while it's annoying, it's also worth it.
Sunglasses have been fulfilled! The sweatpants, though unassuming, would look great over a sexy latex outfit, or thrown on post-coital as we lounge in bed...
My top wishlist desires right now :) In case you want to treat me :)
They never feel chilly, or tired or silly...
I have considered the lilies🪷
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Nashville and Chicago lovers, my social calendar is *very* full. Kissing my hot friends, leather shopping, live music, raucous release….Pre-book now or you might miss me!

Nash. 10/6-10/12
Chi. 11/8-9 *prioritizing duos with femme fatale @simonesolnsa.com
My top wishlist desires right now :) In case you want to treat me :)
C H I C A G O

Nov 7 - 9

Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
Who wants BTS of my latest photoshoot? Will send to anyone who contributes $50 or more toward the cost 🫶
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Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX!

SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15

Let's smooch 💋
Romance isn't dead🫶
Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX!

SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15

Let's smooch 💋
Someone did, in fact, buy the guitar for me. I think I'll name her Dolores.
Honestly, embarrassingly, not long. I first started playing in high school, took a decade long hiatus, started fiddling around a couple years ago, got distracted by grad school, and just picked it back up again a few weeks ago, but this time it feels like it's sticking.
Also hi I'm still hot 💋
I fell in love with an $800 guitar and I just feel like I deserve her for Pride month and I'll even send you a charming video of me attempting to play...please and thanks 🙏
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My birthday is next month + I walk in May. Now accepting congratulations gifts 😇
I am graduating from my Masters program in a few weeks and rewarding myself with vacations & planning a birthday trip in the Spring.

Sponsorships for flights & hotels & student loans would be the best gift for this little academic harlot🙇🏻‍♀️❣️
Well, if the principal is lower, the interest that accrues will be less, so yes. Like 5% of 20k is less than 5% of 10k, so it will speed up the repayment process.
My birthday is next month + I walk in May. Now accepting congratulations gifts 😇
I am graduating from my Masters program in a few weeks and rewarding myself with vacations & planning a birthday trip in the Spring.

Sponsorships for flights & hotels & student loans would be the best gift for this little academic harlot🙇🏻‍♀️❣️
Damn it, I didn't notice autocorrect swoop in and do that 😭😭
I would love to conspire with @p0rrtia.bsky.social on how to torture you in LA in April...give us an excuse.

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