Simon
@simomcg.bsky.social
The coolest kid in school
(Not a kid, not in school, debatably cool)
(Not a kid, not in school, debatably cool)
Look at this shit. Utter nonsense, I love it!
July 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Look at this shit. Utter nonsense, I love it!
Superman is such an innately anti-conservative figure that even just light-heartedly talking about the logistics of his backstory sends them into a fucking blood-fugue
July 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Superman is such an innately anti-conservative figure that even just light-heartedly talking about the logistics of his backstory sends them into a fucking blood-fugue
Consider, if you will, turtle
June 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Consider, if you will, turtle
I ratiod the shit out of glinner
June 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I ratiod the shit out of glinner
You really can just say anything
May 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
You really can just say anything
This is why I don't think I can ever fully leave twitter. This person's been hate following me for nearly 2 years now. Responding to every post of mine they see with something that'd be snide if it meant anything, thoroughly unable to explain what they even mean
Just can't get content like that here
Just can't get content like that here
May 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is why I don't think I can ever fully leave twitter. This person's been hate following me for nearly 2 years now. Responding to every post of mine they see with something that'd be snide if it meant anything, thoroughly unable to explain what they even mean
Just can't get content like that here
Just can't get content like that here
This is how I know he was probably a fundamentally better person than me, I need hell to be real and I need filled with every fascist pos that's ever lived
April 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is how I know he was probably a fundamentally better person than me, I need hell to be real and I need filled with every fascist pos that's ever lived
How do you post this and not cop to the sheer disparity between these 2 stories. Bro, a dudes just been disappeared and you're complaining about stones being thrown?
March 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How do you post this and not cop to the sheer disparity between these 2 stories. Bro, a dudes just been disappeared and you're complaining about stones being thrown?
I mean he's welcome to try, it's an almost entirely ceremonial role. Not that he'd ever meet this criteria anyways
March 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I mean he's welcome to try, it's an almost entirely ceremonial role. Not that he'd ever meet this criteria anyways
I don't recognise half these people tbh
February 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don't recognise half these people tbh
There's a specific kind of cope happening here that I'm genuinely just not equipped to handle
She doesn't believe what's being said here, none of the 1000s of cultists that liked this believe this. But they'll treat it like gospel cause it's their side
She doesn't believe what's being said here, none of the 1000s of cultists that liked this believe this. But they'll treat it like gospel cause it's their side
January 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
There's a specific kind of cope happening here that I'm genuinely just not equipped to handle
She doesn't believe what's being said here, none of the 1000s of cultists that liked this believe this. But they'll treat it like gospel cause it's their side
She doesn't believe what's being said here, none of the 1000s of cultists that liked this believe this. But they'll treat it like gospel cause it's their side
Pokemon is made exclusively by people who hate videogames and I have incontrovertible proof
January 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Pokemon is made exclusively by people who hate videogames and I have incontrovertible proof
Cross posting cause I'm extremely correct
December 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Cross posting cause I'm extremely correct
This is a very blatant grift towards Americans cause if you've ever voted in an Irish election you know you get a polling card with your name on it in the post l, you've to show up with that to vote and you leave it in the ballot box
December 8, 2024 at 5:57 AM
This is a very blatant grift towards Americans cause if you've ever voted in an Irish election you know you get a polling card with your name on it in the post l, you've to show up with that to vote and you leave it in the ballot box
Lae'zel is dead cause she stood in fire and refused to move and I can't do anything about it cause I'm stuck in a rewards screen unable to even check my character sheet to know which is the best to take
November 29, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Lae'zel is dead cause she stood in fire and refused to move and I can't do anything about it cause I'm stuck in a rewards screen unable to even check my character sheet to know which is the best to take
I strongly recommend being in an FFXIV static with a professional artist. You get insane dividends
LOOK AT MY BOY!
LOOK AT MY BOY!
November 29, 2024 at 7:04 AM
I strongly recommend being in an FFXIV static with a professional artist. You get insane dividends
LOOK AT MY BOY!
LOOK AT MY BOY!
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
